ITT: we pretend we are American

ITT: we pretend we are American
>first day of high school
>so excited, will meet many qts
>get gunned down like a dog on the cafeteria cuz new kid got bullied for his naruto shirt

>Then decide to ban guns because it was gun's faults that we produce mentally unstable people who still could have silently killed 1-2 people with a knife but that would be a 100% acceptable outcome because it wasn't muh guns

BAIT! SAGE THE THREAD!

you mean assault spoons

BAN ALL GUNS, REPLACE WITH LOGS!

that's america for you!

Oh my Gawd! President Oprah gave everyone a CAR!

lol captcha: Select all images with
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ARBEIT MACH FREI

this is worse than the bike wheel one

fucking smegma butter dick cheese hamster jelly!

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>first day of school
>geography class
>ask to point Afghanistan on map
>40 minutes pass and I'm still touching Nepal with finger
>tip teacher and go for a snack
>order quarter pounder with cheese, big fries, big portion of nuggets
>also a diet coke, cuz I'm only 200lbs and want to keep being the fittest in my class
>go back home
>tip school bus driver
>gonna repeat until I get shot

>go on a leisurely sunday drive
*cherries and blueberries*
>Sir, do you know why I am stopping you? You drove by me three times, cruising is against the law. GET OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
I roll off of my 3.5 tonne pickup truck as my healthy 650 lbs body gets stuck on the steering wheel
>SIR, DROP THE WEAPON, I REPEAT DROP THE WEAPON
What do you mean weapon, this is my breakfast, my second Big Mac with extra chee-*fires a whole clip of warning shots on me*

The officer is knighted by the queen herself for his heroic actions.

>wake up at 10:30 AM
>order a 12 inch "small" pizza before lunch
>play vidja
>pay for pizza (12+tip so I'm paying $50 unless I want spit with my next pizza)
>chug down a gallon of mountain dew with my pizza
>time for lunch
etc. etc.

Bait thread

Mfw when I have seen Americans weighing over 200LB saying they have average weight, because they don’t realise average for America is fucking huge for the rest of the world

Fat chicks sure as hell they are hot as fuck are worst than any other creature in the world, when I want to puke I think about their voices and their smell

I've been called morbidly obese in Europe with 302 lbs. Was 2 months in 'murica, and someone called me chubby.

Stfu fatso and go on a diet

I hate reality, freedom! fuck everyone else!

I'm going to cause to the end of times.

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If ur over 6 ft and under 200 ur a tiny boi

That's an healthy person, you dumb lardball

Gosh I hate fatsoes, the only ones I hate more are manlets.

True but at least I'm triple digit IQ cumskin
There hasn't been a single smart White person since bare racism was installed
If you hadn't been absolute savages other races would've gone just as far as you you neo-nazi fucks
I would.gladlu erase you from he universe eternally, tough guys

Spotted roody-poo

You look like that one half a zombie from the first episode of walking dead

am newfag who is roody poo

And you look like fresh meat

Yea, this list is incorrect, Hungary is 103 so it should be right between Taiwan and Italy. There's also one European country with a higher IQ than Hungary and I don't see it anywhere where it belongs either.

This is a shitty list.