/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

the city of a hundred steeples edition

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*blocks your battalion*

What's having a large penis like

feels good

Why won't US employers sponsor people?
I see this on every US posting and never internationally.

feels confident; but is rather inconvenient because it hurts petite girls, and some girls will flat out refuse to do anal. finally, it also makes their jaw sore more quickly and harder to get a proper throat succ

t. 98% percentile cock

I'm above average (7"), and it's probably the only reason I haven't killed myself.

Fully immersing myself into yuropeen culture here
Just had a protein shake with that fizzy water

It's ok. But it talks to me sometimes.

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time

Sounds like stalking, m8.

horse radish

I live 350 miles from here. Will I die, from radiation, if it's a nuke?

cbsnews.com/news/possible-dirty-bomb-docked-ship-evacuation-terminal-charleston/

What does it say?

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I hate women

Not at 350 miles away.

Female genocide when

whats worse than a russian in your team?

When do girls stop being retarded?
Moms aren't dumb, but girls between 15-30 have the intelligence of apes

having both a brazillian and a russian on your team

wtf how do I even get matched with people this far away from each other

Feels good but I'm feeling bad for my other bros that don't have one.

Don't worry pills are otw.

Science fuckers.

i got a russian whore as a support player
never bought any wards or sentries
called her a whore who sucks dick for a malblorlo

;)

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good morning

eyoooi

I did something terrible. It's very likely that my roomie is pregnant and if it happens to be true, she will apply one of ger contingency methods and will break up with her boyfriend because of it.

It was never my intention, /cum/. I feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world.

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>4:45 AM
>Cant sleep, no signs of me wanting to sleep
Why? I need to fucking sleep.

Stop snorting coke Pablo

Nah, i just cant.

Started reading spirit circle around 11PM, stopped and now i cant sleep.

I'm in love with the coco (pops)

want to stick my tongue up her little piggy nose

cute asian girls make me hard

It feels like something is wrong but i cant tell what.

fascists
racists
nazis
you name it

the us is a hateful country

>says the german flag

look in the mirror before you judge others

This is pretty normal for me. If I watch a movie late at night or start reading and stop just before I try to go to bed I am completely unable to sleep because I tend to just think of it all night as I roll around.

I'm gonna need the full story m8. I know you banged your roommate but start from the very beginning.

You realize it's your fault for literally the so-called "fascists" and "Nazis" being a thing right? If Germany could contain it's collective autism in 1933 and Hitler do the same, we wouldn't have this problem now with neoliberal/neoconservative policies ruining our native cultures

i fall to see anything negative

based

Business idea: lose my virginity to a moroccan hooker this weekend

poor idea

Tell me about Colorado and Denver.

Well i didnt sleep at all today, im sure this will be a long and bad day.

Why? Moroccan girls are hot and the hookers are probably cheap

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Time to buy low

Dropped 30 dollarinos earlier this morning
When are you going to eastern yurop?

it would be degenerate and lame
you only get one virginity

Two months, but in two weeks I'll be in italia, gotta skiddatle now

I dunna senpai, losing your v card in morocco is about as memey and memorable as you can get. I'm almost 22 and haven't even kissu'd a girl so i figure it's time to take the initiative and bang sluts. Not gonna happen if I'm waiting for it to be "speshul"
Buh bye
Have fun in pizza land

*sharts explosively*

kill yourself

are you me?

*sharts on your breakfast*

go suffocate in shit

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*suffocates you in sharts*

chatting with the GF :)
and she has her little foot up in the back :)

dont care

youtube.com/watch?v=fBCIDgVopV4

Fk confirmed neet.

Pics

because my GF is aboriginal?
fuck outta here

Because your not at work you retard

It's the Feast of Corpus Christ you retard, a public holiday.
...not expecting a stupid protestant to know about it...

>Me and my roommate decided to rent together because of new job
>in the meantime she got a hotel room by the company
>I didn't because I live in the same city but still pretty far from work
>she invites me to stay with her, nothing remotely sexual was intended
>room has two (2) beds
>she is 6/10 with 9/10 personality
>I walk around the room in boxers only because I am a fucking retarded 8/10 douchebag
>she asks if she can touch my tattoo
>"yes"
>we cuddle in bed
>fuck her guts up
>"i-it's nothing wrong"
>have been having sex almost every day since the last 35 days
>"user, we can't cuddle anymore"
>she hasn't had her period
>"I can't look my bf in the eye if I have to apply one of my contingency methods"
>feel like shit all fucking day

Truly a embarrassing """"man""".
>Haunts a thread 24/7 on a Bhutanese basket weaving forum with his disgusting degenerate fetishes.

Just spent $100 on dickies

O-Dogs??

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I don't know what that means

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oMg
Dickies O-Dog

THE classic pant!!!

Nah. I got some slim straight ones and some shorts

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she looks so cute in her silk nightgown

cuz dese niggas pussy and im hard

every other night Im completely unable to fall asleep

I just spent 6 or 7 hours tossing and turning

Get some melatonin and take a shower before bed. Helps me

You and me brother.
See Im having that uneasy feeling that something is wrong.
And i haven't felt like this since my grandfather died.

I should call my father.

Cleaned my bike this morning, super deep cleanse. Should have done it earlier.
Gonna have to take my wheels to the store tomorrow for truing, the rear one has quite a big wobble. Probably from that one time I got a flat and hit the curb.
Also think my chain is done for but if I change the chain I'm gonna have to change everything so meh might as well keep the slightly rusty one I have now.
The actual moving joints seem to be fine anyway.

Hopefully ready for a ride on the weekend

Deng

of course you should, its almost fathers day

Yeah i have a gift ready, a t-shirt and a towel since my mother stole his towel.

But i mean right now, something is wrong and i dont know what.
He is probably sleeping right now so i don't wanna call right away.

hello

im back from sleep you guys

why didnt I download battlefront for PCSX2 earlier

am I stupid?

>plays video games
>am I stupid?

probably, yeah

Have you invested in footcoin yet?

only dogecoin

>Ywn cum inside her

>I waste my savings investing in cryptocurrencies just because literal unironic shills on /biz/ told me to do so

Even with this latest meme crash I've tripled my initial investment desu

How much was your initial investment?

Are all the day one miners millionaires by now?
I mean they could have just mined 100 BTC for shits when it wasn't worth anything, forgot about it in their wallet and now come back loaded as fuck.

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME

BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

AND IM ABOUT TO...

NUT

I'm small time and just threw $250 into it with extra cash i had laying around
Wish I went harder

All the day one miners should be millionaires if they didn't lose their shit, but a lot of them did kek

im back from work after an hour in traffic you guys