Tourist asks for directions

>tourist asks for directions
>tell him I don't know
>mfw I actually did know

If I was one of you I would just pretend I don't speak any English and look at their frustration just for laughs

>not telling him the wrong directions

>tourist asks for directions
>got confused and tell him/her incorrectly
>realize later and feel like an awful person

This,
do you even D E V I L I S H OP?

>French tourist asks for directions
>Give French tourist directions to the Beautiful Kings Canyon National Park
>Feel good about it.

tbqh

I once sent someone in the wrong direction like 20-40 miles

felt like a cunt after I remembered the right way

I guess they could get lost and find something even better.

Life can have a funny way of turning out.

I once sent someone at the train station on the completely wrong train. Didn't even do it on purpose, I still feel bad about that small spanish lady.

This is why I don't even bother helping, I always just say I'm not from around here because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck up.

>tourist asks for direction
>direct him to the most byłdo infested area in the city
>he was probably a latino too
>mfw he's gonna die

>local city guy asks for the street he needs
>you actually don't know even if you live in this city for years

>tourist asks for directions
>shoot him

Too bad you have no tourists in Australia to pull that on.

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Obviously a driveby.

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>live in a rural area
>only tourists are yuppies who want to experience nature (ie getting roughed up by wild boars and other fun experiences) and fucking hippies
I hate them all 2bh

>qt girl asks me for directions
>she goes in the same direction as me
>[spegging out intensifies]
>i give her the direction and then walk to my office using an alternative route

>tourists

>actually work as a tourist guide
>avoid or give false information to tourists when I'm not working
>my job has made me hate people

>Going outside

What does it have to do with anything, don't tourists knock on your door?

>Christiano
>chilean

wat

>tourist asks for direction
>i actually try my best to help
SOMEONE LOCK ME UP

>not telling her that you're going in the same direction
>not making smalltalk until you're at your destination
shaking my head right now familia

No? Who the fuck would do that?

>ask for direction in Paris
>he doesnt know shit and try to sell me weed

I know this feel. Once I was asked for a street that was literally behind me and didn't know...

>tourist asks for directions
I just say some bullshit and send them in a random direction because I don't want to say I don't know and disappoint them

>Living in a small rural place frequented by tourists
>There are two roads going out of the village. One going east, and the other one going west.
>There are still people asking for directions on how to get to the next village

>tourist asks for direction
>tell him I don't know which is true
>he walks away thinking I'm a rude arrogant french not willing to help tourists

Typical frenchie, tu es mierda!

I know, pls don't bully

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I've done the same thing countless times cos here in Korea, most people don't speak English well including me so whenever a foreign tourist asked me for directions, all i cud do was just say "no English". But even after I learnt to speak English to some extent, I'm still doing it lol

Same lol. Matter of fact, I was standing a few meters next to that street and I had to pull out my phone to look it up.

>American tourist asks for directions
>I NOT SPEAKEN ENGLISCH

>Oh, thank you so much. As my boyfriend told me, you spaniards are friendly people.

wie erwartet
zu erwarten sein

Better to try and fail, than to never try.

>Afghani refugee asks for housing
>TAKE MY BED WITH MY WIFE IN IT YOU BRAVE HERO

*knocks on your door*

nope, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Did this multiple times regardless of person I was giving directions to, it's just awkward

>sweden

>nigger asks where some club is
>point behind me
>"I think it's over there!"
>he starts walking over there
>it was actually 50m in the other direction
He was very close.

kek

fun fact: did you know the plane used in that scene crashed in Botswana with no survivors a year after the filming of that scene?

>tourists asks for directions
>pretend to only speak mandarin, no english
>im a whiteboi

Me

...so... nasty.
I try my best giving them direction and even spend my time to show them to the place.