Sup Forums i have five gallons of urine under my desk what should i do with it

Sup Forums i have five gallons of urine under my desk what should i do with it

Watergun and water balloons

drink it and stop being a disgusting neet faggot

Put them on top of your desk.

show us the rest of your room?

only other interesting things i have are an m42 helmet and a crusty ass jizz blanket that hasnt been washed in three years

Water gun and balloons, have a van with friends (or hired people if you have none) drive around and randomly nail cars and pedestrians with your piss, rent the car or Borrow from someone so it ain’t traced to you

Show us anyway

Pour it all over ass.

Bet op won't do it.

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>Wtf? what do u say about that guys?

Why

a lot of weird shit happens when youre lonely

Pour them out over your computer.

show us your cock & ass

words of wisdom

drink more water, your urine doesn't look healthy

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>rent the car or Borrow from someone so it ain’t traced to you
Being this retarded

CHUG

shower

fuck almost trips

extract the urea from it

Sell it to potheads who need to pass urinalysis tests.

Fuckin' way she goes, Ricky

Dump it on your furniture, let it soak into all the fabric and cushioning and stuff

por them down the toilet and then flush it.

boil it

Boil it down into a syrupy concentrate
Then use it as the base for a twice daily enema
It will also make a fantastic tooth gel
Can be used to clean sores
Great for eliminating acne
Good source of vitamin A, B12, magnesium and potassium
Smells bad during the initial cook down, but after the first hour the solution/precipitate takes on a wonderful honey/cumin aroma, eventually it settles into gooey amber colored goodness with hints of leather, whipped cream and coriander

>potheads who need to pass urinalysis
>potheads urinalysis
>urinalysis

Urinalysis tests urine for markers of infection, protein, rbc's, wbc's, myoglobin (indirectly), bacteria, casts, glucose, ketones, pH, and specific gravity, retard. A urine drug screen is the horribly inaccurate and unreliable test that looks for markers of some recreational drugs.

>Find someone you really hate
>shit on the windshield of their car
>light shit on fire
>break into said car
>get the windshield wipers going
>spread gallons of piss over the seats

>Go to party
>Wait for drunk guy to pass out
>Creep into room
>Smear piss everywhere
>Go out
>Reenter like you just came in and flash lights out
>Shout "OMG user WHAT THE HELL"
>Dude wakes up
>Everyone arrive at the scene
>Dude is allmywat.jpg
>Dude forever known as "piss guy"

that's great. continue collecting it until you're out of jugs and bottles and you're forced to use the fuckin toilet.

Keep filling more gallons. Become the new cumbottle guy

rolling for this

Do the world a favor.