This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.
They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.
Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.
As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "
Jacob Adams
Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.
When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
Aaron Brown
I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".
I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
Chase Cook
Looks tasty
James Campbell
In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".
The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.
She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.
Very impressive.
Ryan Fisher
Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.
Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.
She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.
Aaron Martin
>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?
To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.
By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.
They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.
Jeremiah Edwards
The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.
Daniel Thomas
I'm just waiting for a triggered burger response... Keep it up, Sven. This is gold.
Alexander Murphy
These are probably people with medical problems like Crohn's Disease.
Nicholas Harris
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Alexander Perry
Just take the bait, would ya? I barely get to use my OCpasta nowadays.
Luis Scott
10/10 thread.
I ain't even mad
Thomas Price
>tfw once you're old enough you just have to wear a diaper What's the best age to end one's life before that happens?
numbers & flag
Liam Ortiz
There is nothing wrong with this.
Daniel Bell
Are you triggered? You're lying if you say you don't accidentally shit your pants every once in a while. Happens to everyone.
Joshua Campbell
i'd rather shit my pants then have my country over run by sand niggers.
Jonathan Hall
It's really common to see, yes, but its a diet thing.
Juan Fisher
>DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS
Jayden Harris
Fortunately this kinda shit only happens in the cesspool that is the southern part of USA.
I'm so happy I live in the North. The south is so fucking disgusting and full of niggers. If Mexico annexed the South I wouldn't even be mad desu.
Tyler Taylor
I never see this in public
Julian Hernandez
Meanwhile at the Walmarts of Kentucky.
Anthony Turner
Why is Sweden so mad today?
Sebastian Ramirez
as an american i've seen people shit themselves before but never not notice
Dylan Rodriguez
Neither have I and I thank the Lord for it.
Juan Wilson
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Christopher Price
I'd wager a lot of cheap foods as well. Some of that fat free shit goes right through you.
What really baffles me is how someone can fo about their business after shitting themselves.
Nathaniel Walker
literally got 7 anti-american threads going on, all started by a buttblasted swede.
come home, sven.
Owen Nelson
This 'America poops it's ,pants" meme based on some cherry picked images of pants that are selected by the community to be the recycling trouser-wear for the community needs to stop
America is the nicest pantsed country on Earth. If you think poo-pants smells than you are an idiot. Poo-pants has delicious small. America smells of poo-pants then it smells delicious. European countries smell of
Muslims Rape Cuckholdry Nogunz Communism
It is disgusting an unnatural. America has good natural smell. I enjoy my poo-pants smell not fucking Marxism and feminism anti-white cuck perfume conditioner with liberal qualities. Even though it's sexy when women cuck. You Eurofucks have destroyed your noses. Also, there is no shit in the average American pants. The only shit is in designated shitting pants. And if there is shit in the river it's because the fish shit their pants, not humans shitting their fish-pants. Don't believe the memes. Europe are the smelly ones. Euros never invented adult diapers and they let muslims runb wild. Most Euros have muslim poo in their pants
Adrian Scott
You ain't from b'low the Mason Dixon line if you ain't never seen a person shit himself and not notice.
Jack Smith
امسح هذه
Christian Green
national day coming up in 2 days
Easton Wright
Americans are nasty af
Nathan Smith
Why can't America poo in the loo?
Cooper Campbell
you are correct .
shut up , shitters are everywhere .
Mason Campbell
All of these examples are obese. They're probably eating ultra-processed crap on a daily basis; full of HFCS and transfats and totally devoid of fiber.
Nolan Butler
2/10 seen this same shit before.
Jack Allen
>Reply >making fun of an old dude i look forward to striking you
Asher Anderson
Fucking hilarious
Camden Peterson
I worked at wally world for a year and never saw it once.
Evan Robinson
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Cooper Cook
Poo goes in loo, not in pants.
Gabriel Sanchez
DESIGNATED BURGER STAINS
Jason Allen
Or don't shop at Wal-Mart, you fucking pleb. Gross.
Sebastian Sullivan
Murricabros made a thread about how fucked Sweden is. They have detailed itinerary and pics. user is probably counter-trolling to save face instead of fixing his country by removing dindu's.
Grayson Nelson
So your hiding in the cuck shed right now while your wife is being plowed eh Sven?
Evan Sanders
>Making a joke at the expense of a man who obviously has a medical issue. >Swedish flag Fucking muslims truly are the lowest form of life.
Zachary Martinez
Smelled something very similar today at Lidl. They have a huge social housing complex full of niggers and sandniggers just next door.
Josiah Rodriguez
>امسح هذه kek
Chase Kelly
Freedom of choice. Something you Euros will never understand
Camden Foster
You seem mad Sven, did someone close to you get blacked recently?
Cooper Williams
Eh... Weak bait swedcuck senpai~
Luis Nguyen
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Jack Harris
this thread lmao
Isaiah Ortiz
I dont undestand american people, I didnt shit in my pants not even when I had gastroenteritis.
Brayden Evans
How... How much do you have to actually shit yourself for it to leak through your underwear AND your pants??
Butthurt swedes aside, how do none of these people feel that?
David Smith
screencap this already
Joseph Taylor
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.