Why do straight guys like traps?

Why do straight guys like traps?

They don't.

traps aint' gay

this

>traps are gay

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

A straight male would be attracted to femininity. A gay one to masculinity

Traps are gay because it's the penis you're attracted to, otherwise you'd want women and not traps.

that's some logic

I look at it like this:
Being "straight" means wanting to fuck women. Men have an inherent, primal desire to reproduce. Lacking that desire, aka not being "straight", is considered a mental illness - you don't have the same fundamental programming as is held by every other animal that's ever existed. There's something wrong with you.

WITH THAT SAID, that doesn't mean that there is anything wrong with wanting to put your dick in anything else, either. It's just a recreational activity, and it's easy for a man (or woman) to find something appealing - it doesn't have to be female, it just has to be cute. It doesn't even have to be humanoid as long as it doesn't hit any of your brain's "red flags".

Straight men can enjoy prostate stimulation without fear of what labels might be applied to them, too. It's just simple anatomy.

Yes, FUCK FURRY SHIT THO

...

Straight men cannot, by definition, prefer sex with other men.

I'm straight and I like traps
nothing's wrong with that

>effeminate
>does anal
Don't overthink it.

>Straight men can enjoy prostate stimulation
This is where our opinions differ... I think its very "gay" for a man to enjoy

Awful feet.

Nigger have you tried it?

Id say it's because they look feminine I love the female body so much if it looks like a girl I'm gonna fuck it like one ya feel me

Women
>pms rage
>unstable
>care only about themselves
>cold

Femboys
>warm and cuddly
>care only about you and want to please you
>no pms rage
>stable and loving

the feminine penis makes it cuter

No I don't like things in or around my butt... I'm pansexual though so it not like I'm judging... I like to make ppl feel good

Then you're not 100% straight

What if a woman pegs you? That's heterosexual by definition ("opposite sexes").
Arguing whether a thing is gay or not is barely more than silly prattling over semantics. A man can do something that feels good without also suddenly becoming attracted to men.

If you like to make people feel good then make yourself feel good, even for medical purposes get your prostate milked and tell us if you liked it or not.

Hint: You will.

meh I still like girls irl

There's such a thing as liking everything.

Hmm
Nah I doubt it

Agreed

that is one of the dumbest things ive ever read

Haven't you ever owned a dog? There are plenty of gay animals. And some argue there are evolutionary benefits to gay offspring, like contributing to the group without the cost of producing more offspring.

The rest of your post was more or less accurate

Actually, dogs are the example I had in mind when writing this. Male dogs often have gay sex recreationally. However, they still have the primal desire to reproduce and raise offspring. The exact same one found in mentally stable humans.

They don't.
/ thread

I just thinks its hella gay if you want someone in your butthole

>pms rage
what is this

Femboys:
Insecure
only care about themselves
unstable and selfish

>being this underage b&

smdh