KC:Kareem Hunt has 'already impressed' for KC PIT:Sean Davis recovering from shoulder surgery MIN:Teddy Bridgewater takes snaps, throws passes CHI:Kevin White's (leg) progress a 'mystery' NE:Rob Gronkowski agrees to restructured deal FA:League moving 2021 SB to Tampa, LA gets 2022 HOU:Duane Brown skipping OTAs, wants new deal LAR:Report: 2021 Super Bowl will be moved from LA CHI:Mike Glennon: The Bears are my team in 2017 NYJ:Jets OC: We're going with committee backfield NYG:Fun returns: NFL loosens celebration rules NYJ:Jets OC: Quarterbacks will get equal reps
You're hanging out in the club when the reigning DPOY runs up and sacks your girlfriend for a loss of 6 yards. What do you do?
Wyatt King
cap a nigg
Nolan Long
guess who will be winning 11 games again this year
Bentley Lewis
falcons?
also, reposting for sadness
Robert Hill
Tell him his reign is over because Joey Bosa is here to take his place next year and the follow 5 years
Blake Russell
I think they can compete for the sixth seed maybe
Jonathan Parker
My team > your team
Carson Edwards
>your team >good
Dominic Kelly
why are there two threads? also, jordan matthews
Charles Lee
>he has a team
because Krabs didn't like this thread in the last general
I blame the New Jersey School system
Lincoln James
I'm not a fan of the Deadskins, but man are they an interesting franchise. From Snyder on down it's always a bizarre cluster fuck, and it looks like there's a good chance they'll let a good QB walk out the door, or pay him $35 million for a season or whatever the next franchise tag will be. They're like the Browns if they made the playoffs sometimes and got their fans hopes up just to fuck it all up in the most outlandish ways.
Lucas Ramirez
I tried to trigger every team. How'd I do?
Patriots: 18-1 Cowboys: Zeke is a little bitch Steelers: The Immaculate Reception was a farce and you know it Falcons: 28-3 Packers: Your quarterback pulled a playoff berth out of his ass and you will be nothing without him Raiders: See above Giants: 3li will never happen and you know it Chiefs: Alex Smith knows approximately three plays Titans: One yard short Dolphins: Starting 9-2 and finishing 9-7 Lions: Barry Sanders' career was wasted and you know it Buccaneers: 0-26 Seahawks: "Wilson drops back to pass...and it is pICKED OFF THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOM BUTLER" Colts: Andrew Luck's career is being wasted and you know it Texans: Name one good quarterback Redskins: Your QB doesn't even want to be on the team and would probably rather be a Brown Cardinals: "WHAT AN AMAZING CATCH BY SANTONIO HOLMES" Vikings: Postseason failure, the team Bengals: See above Bills: "...and the kick is NO GOOD! WIDE RIGHT!" Panthers: Flamed out after a fluke Super Bowl appearance, won't make it back for a long time Broncos: See above Saints: The 0-26 Buccaneers beat you. At home. Chargers: "Los Angeles" Ravens: Joe Flacco is not elite and you know that Eagles: You booed Santa Claus Jets: Laughingstock since Super Bowl III Bears: They will never win another owl and you know it Jags: Only thing trashier than your uniforms is Blake Bortles Rams: Jared Goff cannot throw a football and you know it 49ers: Set the record for fastest decline of a playoff team Browns: Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, Bottlegate, Baltimore Browns, Johnny Manizel
Joseph Cook
>Cowboys
No championships in 20+ years and most of their fans don't know who Danny White or Quincy Carter were
>Packers
No-call on the facemask on Rodgers in the 2008 playoffs
>Raiders
Immaculate Reception
>Giants
"Miracle at the Meadowlands"
>Chiefs
Len Elliott
>Dolphins
The Sprinkler Game
>Colts
"You stole your team from Baltimore"
>Redskins
Dan Snyder
>Vikings
Gary Anderson
>Bengals
Got fucked in the ass at the last second by Joe Montana TWICE
>Panthers
Jerricho Cotchery catch
>Broncos
Long history of getting blown the fuck out in the Super Bowl
>Ravens
Ray Lewis killed two people
>Bears
The Instant Replay Game
>Jaguars
1999 Tennessee Titans
>Rams
Move from Los Angeles to St. Louis
>49ers
Jed York
You could've done better desu
Luke Jackson
>top 10 collapses on NFL Network
gee I wonder what's number 1
Nathan Allen
I don't think they start doing new Top 10 shows until the season starts.
Juan Turner
So odd. The Bears fans were all cheering when the call was reversed. How could an entire stadium get confused on that?
>bortles throws a pick >the opposing offense has only to drive less than half the field to score >most games jags are trailing so the other team doesn't attempt that much to pass, only low yardage plays to eat up the clock >somehow yards are a good measure of how good the jags D is
i will give you that Ramsey is a fucking stud but using yardage to measure that defense aint that good
Isaiah Hernandez
Which is the best place in the United States, for someone who hates football and the NFL, who only likes socce and MLS (major league soccer)?
Gabriel Lopez
I really want to know what is the best answer anyone ever gave you
Gabriel Hall
18-1 of course
Jayden Brown
LA
Daniel Myers
Portland. The Timbers are a decent team with a decent fanbase. Beyond that, Portland is just a nice, livable city. Plus the Trailblazers are there to inject some drama when necessary.
Alexander Roberts
Does Joe Mixon already have a spot on the All Thug Team?