Movie thread part 2

movie thread part 2
>small man tries to fuck his teacher
try again

>new harry potter is a trap

Since nobody got this one and it's one of my favourite films. Even has an A-list cast.

>coked up producer wonders how everything pertains to him
>his housemate fucks his truly dynamite gf
>his friend enjoys punching people
>his other friend wonders why initial guy wastes time with violent friend

>God is best at being detective.
>God's niece disappears
>Police man twist

Kind of want to say LA confendital
But no

>retard microwaves a turkey

It's based in LA and the films share a lead actor.

> Why God send suffering
> Prophecy
> Everyone dies
> Usually long Rufus, but it's cold
> nah, I'm just messing with her
> Am I tool of God?
> Shit demon
> Wait... Where are their wings?
> Shit hit the floor
> Everything is forgiven.

Dogma

>> 760876861
Not even close

...

>turn into a high school emofag to save failing marriage

Since no one guessed mine :

>time for a promotion
>flowers give me powers
>magic metal
>sup brother?
>let's beat up a handicapped
>ghost ride the whip
>we got matching suits bro
>we got some gifts for you world

>young immigrant entrepreneur climbs the ranks in an overregulated industry
>firings ensue

>shit demon
Totally not Dogma

Godfather II

Damnit Randy

mafia is not an industry

but close

> Little guys can't drive
> Is that... Three tits?
> FBI goes rogue
> Evolution baby
> Say hello to mi lit...
> It was you all the time!
> Ok, time to go you pothead...

Scarface

Paul

>Thief and loser team up to rob shit and leave country
>Soundtrack so much better than movie
>Thief and loser a known from a movie that is not about trains.

>One of them is Sherlock Holmes

Total Recall (attempt #2)

>repairs things in ship
>ship has extra package
>everyone gets fucked
>machine smash!
>only one alive

>Jake needs to develop amnesia, since this district is predominantly oriental

carwrecked

...

Her son is sick.
she has to move before the next season.
she convinces her late husbands old friends to help her.
bad guy dies.

Black panther.

Kiss kiss bang bang?

No, another one of the Holmeses

>I want to play a game
>timelapse
>I want to play a game
>WHAT YEAR IS IT
>Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits
>I want to end this game
>happy ending ?

We wuz kangz.

Ok guys try this one

>getaway driver
>autistically quiet
>falls in love with milf

Super Mario brothers

American beauty

Implying

Baby Driver

>two kids with lesbo parents find father
>turns out he's a pretty cool guy
>but he gets dropped because the dykier one doesn't like him

>emofag goes apeshit, rapes little girls, worships satan and kills his entire family... allegedly
>*gasp* his pregnant psychotic bitch of a gf is actually the killer

fuck

>implying

VERY close

> Farming is hard these days
> Please don't fuck me
> Please fuck our daughters
> Stay away from our daughters
> Not smoking here damn it
> What if we flip it?
> Man swims to horizon, woman climbs the mountain...

(Just) Driver, then?

wat

nope

Virus

That film with julianna moore

Minus the R. I'm retarded.

...

>maggots
>human milk
>sand

Yep!

blade runner

Bingo!

mad max: fury road

Yep

Good boy

...

Yes.

Was a rather enjoyable film until the director wanted to simply dismiss the cool dad as a mere plot device.

Oh wow, I never would have guessed it without this. Jumanji!

>convertible
>sand
>some bros
>"Our cocaine"
> 4 dollars for the pie? 5?
>insane hotel bills

>Pussy and league of assholes takes road trip around germany in sardine tin.

>reptilians
>magic game board
>robots

Wonder how hard it would've been without that one line in there.

fear and loathing in las vegas

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

Fear and Loathing

Nice 1!

The League of Sean Connery Quit Movies Because Of This

>we wuz kangz
>we wuz kangz
>we wuz kangz

Black Panther

>Had an accident
>Im a monster now

>two manchild beta losers host rock and roll tv show

Lean, Grean, Beating Machine
Hulk, The

Wane’s world?

Fuck... Its hard mode tonight.

Wayne's World

>apocalypse
>stoners go to heaven

yep

Didnt get that far in when i saw it was on late night tv so i crashed out

> car accident
> saucy times as victim sees
> sexy times gone wrong with metal
> chased by metal bro
> convert world to oxidisation

This is the End.
Also, Michael Cera impaled by a lamp post is 10/10

>sun
>space
>ice age

Is that true?

>$10e6

A movie buff friendo says so. I didn't care too much to look into it, though.

Sunshine

I'm not sure.

>guy kills superhero boyfriends for his oneitis

>drug mule becomes sentient AI

yep, generally a gud film

Yes

jay-jay the jetplane, only deadly.
gets too smart.

Lucy

A fucking waste of time ... aka Lucy

And apparently, he was right. No more Sean Connery movies since.

>cute deer is munching on grass
>gets rekt

Correct, also checked

scott pilgrim vs the world