Have you ever jerked off in public?

Have you ever jerked off in public?

does an airplane count as public?

i did in the back of the classroom in 9th grade, didnt finish though

Got a blowjob in a public before. Was after a concert from gf at the time. I was wasted, but it was still so awkward I had to keep my eyes closed from making eye-to-eye with anyone watching. Exhibitionism not my cup of tea.

I did it in the dining area of my wife's college when I was waiting to pick her up. The whole place was empty, and I was in a corner where no one could see me, and I did it through a hole in my hoodie.

I’ve done it while driving. And a wooded park. I do it at work a lot. I make cubbies out of the boxed appliances in my stores receiving area and jerk off in there. Customers are walking by just on the other side and if one of my coworkers came to grab a fridge there would be no explaining what I was doing.

done at work, my back porch, her back porch, my truck, dressing room, baseball game, porn shop,
gloryhole,
your moms mouth
your dads mouth

Did you cum?

Yeah. It was actually probably the biggest load I've ever blown, which sounds great until you've done it and you have a crapload of semen in your pocket that you have to awkwardly clean out with napkins.

jerked off outside in the woods when I was really drunk and high. But nobody was around so it wasn't really in public.

I had to for the year that I was in a fucked up brainwashing place for teens.

>Bunk-beds around the walls
>20 people in beds
>1 guy at desk in center of room watching us while we sleep
>Lights were halfway on every night
>Dead silence

Every night I had to jerk off while pretending to be asleep and while an old man watched me, and without wiggling the rickety-ass bunk bed.

Your parents don't love you if they sent you there. Its just not possible

The place was fucking deceptive as hell in its advertising. My parents had no idea what it was actually like.

They're *completely* different people now, or I wouldn't be talking to them at all. I know they regret it a lot.

Lmao I did it in the back of my School bus one time

story?

I have more green text here than any user going.
>I used to bunk P.E. and strip naked behind the stage and wank.
>I have a foot fetish and for some reason walking home from the pub barefoot hit that kink?
>I've done alot of skinny dipping.
>Alone
>With friends
>And with friends and strangers.
>I once knocked one out in a jacuzie on a ferry
>I've knoced one out more than once in a friends jacuzie.
>I've fuked a GF in sherwood forest
>I've fucked the same GF in a different forest
>Same GF again we done alot of dogging.
>Also done a high steaks dogging at the sea front with some guy in a range rover watching.
I've done more but I can't think of it at the moment.
... Oh I got a double BJ with some guy from a prostitute.
Sure theirs more...

In the bathroom at work every once in a while. Also once in middle school I got lucky and my pants rubbed my dick juuuuuust right when i moved my leg side-to-side and I was able to pop one off.

Lots. On a bus. At the movies. In the woods, a lot. In the street late at night. In parks, again at night. In my garden. On the train. Once when I was like 13 in my parents car while it was parked on a busy road at the beach. In the steam room at the gym. At the swimming baths changing rooms. Errrr, probably more.

Oh yeah, while driving. Lots.

Ah, I almost forgot I did that once as well. I was drinking out in the state forrest around november. Normally it is a public camp site but I had gotten lucky with the weather, it was a friday and I was setting up an event for saturday so camping by myself that night. I made a big ass fire and walked around naked in the middle of the woods. It was pretty damn sweet. I masterbated right into the bonfire. Kinda too hot on the 'ol sausage and eggs but it felt pretty great and amazingly freeing.

I have, while sucking a cop's dick. He was on duty.

Oh yea,
I rubbed one out through my trousers at the back of my English class. I came.
I still have more BTW

Just remebered I fucked a GF on the front of a ferry, reverse Titanic style (didn't finnish though) we got interupted.

Yeah one time, long time ago, I was in a train in this little room, I pulled out my dick out of my jeans, it was kind of smelly that day, you know like shrimps, and this fat bitch was sitting next to me, she saw me when I pulled it out and she fart

Jerked off, and have fucked at multiple jobs I've had. Never got caught. Used to do tv reporting, and banged my gf at the time on my desk, while I was performing a live voice over. She didn't make any noise, so I'm pretty confident no one had a clue. Shit was intense.

In the bathroom at my community college.

>BS?

I have a 2 finger technique that is nearly unnoticeable in plain sight. When life hands you lemons, find a way to jerk off with em....

At work and on campus

Nope. Totally true. I have no need to craft stories. Was a local news station. I was a traffic reporter on an overnight shift. Snuck her in the door at 2am, and banged her on the reporting desk during 2 str8 live reads. I like to think I just did what anyone else would've done in my situation.

Story

The ever elusive Jerky in an unfamiliar nesting area. Normally not seen in public, but this fella has rooted itself right in the urban Jungle.

Did it at the london airport when I was 12.

In public restrooms, sure, but never a place where I can be spotted

I've told it heaps of times.

>Walk into public toilet late at night
>Cop standing at urinal, not pissing
>Turns and shows me his dick
>I almost pass out, very much my fetish
>I go sit in a stall, he comes in, locks the door and I blow him
>His tie tickles my nose
>I don't get one drop of saliva or cum on his uniform, swallow his load, clean his dick with a clean rag i had in my pocket
>Pic related

Probably know you. When I was in 9th grade, a kid in class got caught jerkin it. No more sweat pants at school... Thanks dick...

In a moving van when I was 12 or so. helping my cousin move and saw a Sade cd. opened it up and saw this picture. came so hard into some napkins they had in the console.

Yes a few times in public, but I dated a girl that would always Jill off while we were driving. I fucked her in many of public places. The most awkward was in a grocery store while shopping

In a train. Was coming back from my gf

Autism: the thread.

>jacked off in the backseat of a car
>jacked off in the classroom twice (one while making eye contact with my professor)
>jack off in car all the time
>oh and got jacked off in a movie theatre

Not I only did I jerk off in public but I did infront of many strangers. Damn that was so hot

Just public restrooms.
Dont know if it counts but once i went to the bathroom to jerk at night, and my sister came knocking on the door asking to use the toilet, continued jerking while talkin to her and almost blew a massive load. Probably should have.

More so when I was younger than now. Used to go to a bowling alley close to my house and jerk it in there - loved blowing a load with people just on the other side of the door. I know a few guys watched me.
Had a semi-secluded yard and woods I used to jack in.
Restrooms in school. Back of classroom during a movie. I sat at an angle behind everyone so I could see if anyone was looking around.
Jacked in the bed of my brother's truck while looking at his girlfriend's face while we were on the road.
Used to live close to a lake with public showers. Would edge in the shower stalls until someone came in and if I could get away with it, would stroke til I came.

Feels good man

Looks fun.

Also have fucked my wife in a public lake with people in the area. Gotten lots of car head and HJ's. One time she jerked me off in the back seat of her car with her parents in the front.
A few times we've been hiking and have fucked in the woods.