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anime edition

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british music? not a fan

anime? not a fan

Yanks? not a fan

...

really made me think

Pogba? big fan

anyone really like the way their cock + balls feel when they are
a) shaved
b) semierect

ofc the problem is that it doesnt stay semierect for long since i love feeling and rubbing it so much

>shaved
Fuck off nonce

no man what the h*ck are you gay or sumit?

he always looks so manly and threatening in photos from this angle. like he'll put you out of business just for looking at him.

videogames? not a fan

I really like the way it feels when a girl is touching my cock and balls 2bh

i'm never gonna get a job lads

shaved my willy for the first time in my life last night, only ever trimmed it with scissors yearly before
still not clean shaven going to see if I can get the rest off tonight

just feels nicer

i only shave it when im single cause i know girls would laugh at me, im not gay

>girls would laugh at me
they really don't lad, i find they quite like it

girls don't like clean shaven
t. part time non-virgin

>girls would laugh at me for not shaving my bollocks
>I'm not gay
No but ye might be a virgin

not a virgin
just haven't had sex with a woman yet

Flight was delayed by loads but I finally got to China. It's excessively humid but the airport is really nice so it'll be a good place to wait for my connecting flight.

Leave Barron alone

ari la

This post has send my neurons flinging around my noggin at unprecedented speed

Wir kannten nicht sein unerhörtes Haupt,
darin die Augenäpfel reiften. Aber
sein Torso glüht noch wie ein Kandelaber,
in dem sein Schauen, nur zurückgeschraubt,

are you staying there?
im v curious to know what China is like tbqh

have had girls complain about getting pubes in their mouth when sucking my willy

love precum, hate cum. simple as

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Ah so Muslims observing Ramadan and cooking food after midnight stared the fire.

have never shaved my googlies

Do feel for Farron.
We are in McCarthy territory for trying to root out the Christians in society.

you will regret your clean shaven crotch within a week. talcum power can take the edge off, but it is very uncomfortable

just experimented a few times
not gay

>not being clean shaven means you've got to be a fucking cave man
Can't believe i post with you retards

>these threads
really?
is this fun for you?

what is the point of posts like this?

No I'm not leaving the airport, just a quick in-out. Was going to be a 6hour layover but I've only got 3hrs to wait now because of the delay from Melbourne which is good I guess. 13hour flight to Europe though NOT looking forward to that.

alri guangzhoulad

dont get this meme
ive cleanshaved my crotch a few times, never had any pain or discomfort

howdy pardner

barbs and car

sucking on a lemon slice?
state of that face

why do all jobs require "experience"

encourages debate lad. look at all the pubeposting going on now

alri small dink aha

Alri

Ah yes the classic Sup Forums stalker case

>get experience
>"sorry you don't have enough experience"

She died in the tower. Show some respect.

how's it being back home zhang

>why do people giving you money to do something expect you to be able to do that thing?
gee, I wonder
bet that £30,000 piece of paper is proving well handy right now

ive had guys complain about getting my hair in their mouth cause its so long it covers my mouth sometimes

>there are some virgins ITT who have never experienced a relationship where a girl would be up for sex any time you wanted it

bit pathetic

Reeeeeee

sat outside enjoying the sun and i can barely see the screen

all that make up on the forehead too.
like she left a face peel on and plastered over it

well gay

oddly specific, could've just stopped at "relationship"

most don't, they just say that so they can turn away absolute mongs

applied and got 3 jobs that needed a years experience in areas I'm clueless in, just need to be urself ah

pic: britbrainlet

couldn't give a toss.

>go to Sup Forums
>find out you have a stalker
>"oh those silly boys" :3

upside down sunglasses lad. discovered it on holiday when i was on the beach trying to shitpost. sounds mental but you'll thank me.

ask me
t. china expert

Iraq will pay for setting fire to that tower.

Business idea: replace the sun with a giant computer screen

did the 'virgin walk past the zebra crossing even though you need to cross because you don't want to bother the drivers' ahaha state of me

...

paki

branding myself a virgin

why are runts like this never the ones that get their heads chopped off by pakis? always has to be some productive member of society instead

>'He survived Assad only to be killed in a tower block in London': First victim of Grenfell fire is Syrian refugee Mohammed al-Haj Ali

Telegraph cannot leave the Lion of Damascus alone for one minute

do you know where you are?
what were you expecting here?

pretty sure it was mostly p*kis who died in the fire

pay attention to me im american

what jobs?
but how can you get experience in the first place if all the jobs ask for experience? it's a cycle
and i went to uni because i had no clue what to after a levels
still have no clue really
not expecting a cushy job or anything but it's a bit annoying seeing everything needing experience

Need a hug?

Is China pro or anti-Assad. Need to know before I post an opinion on this.

Shame it wasn't you, Abdul

wondering about how hostile people are to foreigners generally

ayy me too la'
although im Oxford - going to a proper prole college though, so i dont think ill feel to out of place

what can I do for fun lads? usually I smoke and drink with friends but they're not around and I can't afford booze and fags. can't be fucked to wank either.

bit of a strange feeling haha, don't know what to do with myself

wow, what fail. Usually people ignore my superior and very common flag.

you supposed to get a job straight after college/sixth form because then they cater for you, what you've done by going to uni is voluntarily put a 3-year hole in your CV, in which you could've been working

have stuck my willy in fanny before but still consider myself a virgin

seriously in need of a yank gf

witty banter and amusing ribbing
not edgy chaff

...

not in possession of friends

read a book mate or go for a walk or watch a film or summat
normie things, yknow

t. idiot

>tfw too sensitive for life

playing stealth games on K is a pointless endeavour

Sing

lol get a job

why

i did look at jobs back then, same stuff with "experience" applied, sent off applications to a few and got rejected

if youre sniffing k and are still able to do things then youre doing it wrong

Why don't you all get jobs?

Fucking layabouts

can't get a job because i have no experience

*gives you an amusing rubbing*