What do I do, my step-mom, who I currently live with, is piss drunk. She's mean, she's cursing at people over the phone...

What do I do, my step-mom, who I currently live with, is piss drunk. She's mean, she's cursing at people over the phone, and she's throwing shit. Our house looks like a fucking mess. She just made a scene with our neighbors, and I don't want police involved.

What do I do Sup Forums?

also I know it's irrelevant for me to try and get help on a board. Fucking hell

File her and show her tomorrow

Film*

Grow up and move out

kill her?

Rape her.

Stay at a friend's house tonight.

Take a shit in her underwear, then wear it like a hat while running around naked screaming "TENDIES"

Bonus points if you shove a plunger up your ass.

(OP)

I don't have friends

There is a plunger in the middle of our kitchen atm.

This is a good idea user. And try to get her to sleep without being aggressive. She will just mirror your behavior if you get algry

Those threads are actually gold

Gonna need to see some pix or vid of this foolery.
Is she fat, thin, ugly, old, etc.

drugs

or just crash at a close friends house for the night.

I've tried to get her to sleep, but she ends up screaming at me, and starts swatting me away. She said I'm not allowed to be around her, while she's in the middle of the fucking floor screaming on the phone. I've done that before, I've tried to get her to sleep. Almost never works.

Fuck my life.

I can tell you what not to do. Take any advice from Sup Forums

I don't have any close friends.

You'd think I'd go to another source before this right?

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Defused the situation by random hugging

> Be me
> 8 PM Friday afternoon
> I hear commotion downstairs
> whatnow.jpg
> See her chugging, and screaming on the phone.
> She sees me, rees at me, then goes to her friends house
> ohshit.avi
> follow her like a sneaky snake
> see crackheads in the house, laughing, and drinking.
> she squats, and laughs, steals a phone.
> she runs with the phone back to the house
> crackheads following in the lead
> looks like a horse race
> she starts crying, I steal the phone from her, and give it back to the crackhead
> crackhead leaves
> I started hugging my brother, then her
> she hugged me back.
(I heard about how she mirrors actions right)
> she is almost completely different
> Sup Forums actually fucking helped
> she says alright we are all good, everyone go to sleep
> it's 8:40 PM
> we act like we're going to bed
> she's asleep

Wild ride Sup Forums.
Wild ride