Barfight thread.
>Enjoy a quite relaxing drink and act like gentlemen
>If dubs you get thrown out of the bar
>If trips everyone flips their shit and chimps out
>If quads the cops come and arrest the last 20 posters
Barfight thread
Zachary Diaz
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Jeremiah Phillips
Hello lads.
Elijah Long
Good day, sir. You look quite dapper this evening.
(Obviously this is a gay bar)
Levi Sullivan
Oy, owl box yaw eehz
Angel Gutierrez
Can I get a budweiser with a wedge of lemon?
Alexander Thompson
BBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anthony Hernandez
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Landon Evans
*puts closing time by semisonic on the juke box*
Ethan Gray
I say sir, that was a mighty fine eruption of gas there!
Matthew Stewart
I'm sorry sir, this is the closest thing we have. Enjoy.
Elijah Martinez
Lemme get a coors light and a half glass of warm water please
Christian Campbell
Woah careful there bud, you almost spilled my drink.
Evan Jackson
That will do, thanks barkeep
Cameron Wright
May I offer you some cocaine in the bathroom.
Connor Scott
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Benjamin Howard
I thank you however it's not my thing. Enjoy! I'll keep your seat at the bar free so Geoff over there doesn't steal it, the cunt.
Lincoln Lopez
the user posting right below me keeps trying to look at my junk while im pissing
Cooper Carter
How much for a pint?
Mason King
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Lincoln Bell
Sorry bro
Hunter Jones
faggot
Oliver Carter
Fuck with me pussies
Connor Gutierrez
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Xavier Mitchell
What do you lads want on the jukebox?
This song is almost finished
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Carter Parker
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Brandon Robinson
You guys sure are quiet tonight. You see the game last night?
Blake Lopez
Could I get some southern comfort?
Kayden Hernandez
Alright that's enough outta you, get out.
Luis Cox
I aint drunk sir Ive just been drinking
Ayden Rivera
Moe you got any Fudd?
Jackson Martinez
Winks at
Zachary Perez
Show me your g/f's tits and you can come back in. We don't want no drunken drifters around here.
Julian Torres
I've been in need of a good drink, but I wouldn't mind starting a good ole chimp out.
Isaiah Fisher
Yea well sit down, drink this and start fightin' later ya bum.
Christopher Moore
We need some tunes bros.
Brody Gray
I'll be needin somethin a wee bit stouter 'an that if I'm to be fightin tonight. How's bout a round of shots for the boys on me?
Ayden Robinson
Yo check these quads
Noah Parker
Round of flaming moes for everybody
Joshua Williams
Cant any of you fags roll trips?
Hudson Martin
That could take a while, miss
Wyatt Martin
I'm sorry, Ma'am.
Jason Jenkins
Do you want to use bad words?
James Hill
The f word does not belong to this place
Easton Bennett
Do you want to throw hands?
Brandon Green
Give me my 5s
Ayden Gomez
Sorry bud.
Caleb Sanders
Or 520
William Green
534 is alright
William Torres
Commence the chimping lads
Angel Miller
Take the sexes
Juan Hall
*sixes
Adam Hall
*sixs?
Ryder Brooks
(I had to solve 12 captchas to make this post)
Thomas Martin
You asswipe faggot, son of satan
Carson Taylor
Oh shit
Lucas Reed
FUCK YOU COCK FAGGOT DICK FUCK
Jose Kelly
Thanks
Easton Young
Not amusing
Logan Torres
WORTH IT NIGGER
Ryder Morgan
Close
Henry Morales
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Xavier Bailey
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Elijah Wilson
Whiskey neat bartender!
Cooper Nelson
The pasta
Owen Evans
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Cooper Perry
CHIMP OUT
Parker Garcia
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Robert Hughes
You fucking wot m8?
Oliver Baker
What is chimp out?
Aiden Foster
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Jordan Sanchez
Fuck off cunt!
Jack Davis
Nigger hate thread now
Alexander Sanders
You fuckin wot mate
William Cooper
Fuck, bye everyone have a nice fight
Anthony Gray
I like to drink water
Leo Reed
Your coming too
Noah Reed
Fuck you cunt get back in here
Blake Rodriguez
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Elijah Stewart
Get back bitch I've got a stick
Samuel Long
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