>be me
>ultimate fucking pleb
>Work a job where we deliver food to disadvantaged apartment complexes
>Requires that the five of us ride in one person's car every day 7 hrs a day
>I'm only guy
>Of course this involves plenty "jamming" to top 40 and trendy music, answering trivial questions about my life, and the girls fronting about how awesome their lives are and their boyfriends
>Already expected that one of the first questions that would be asked is "what kind of music do you listen to user!" when i read the job description
>Also expected that once the girls got bored of playing their music i would be expected to play
>Familiar with this treacherous territory, and knew playing it right is crucial for survival in the workplace
>Already actually listen to Jeremih a lot, so just said "Jeremih", and kept it at that everytime the question was asked
>"Lolol, wait that's all you listen to?? Just one artist?? Do you like Bruno Mars??"
>"Haha, user is so funny, we asked him what he listens to and all he wants to play is Jeremih. Yeah maybe he's gay or something i dunno"
>One day the group leader who drives us is gone.
>Two people drive in their own car, and i ride with another person
>She's christian, ultra optimistic, rides horses on her family farm, doesn't care about money, very simple normie. She even refuses to cuss ever
>Asks me if i have Jesus in my life, etc.
>Been playing country music all day.
>"Wait so what radio station do you listen to?"
>"None of them really do it for me"
>So it's literally just umm...Jeremiah right, that's the only person you listen to..."
>"Yep"
>"Do you like country user?"
>Yeah some of it. The old stuff is good
>"Oh yeah...my dad has a guitar and he played some like, old stuff, and i didn't know any of it, lol
>*Usher comes on
>"Do you like Usher?"
>"Yeah sure, Climax was good"
>"Okay what's like your favorite song ever?"
>"What's yours?"
>"I dunno, probably The Climb. Wait, you're gonna say a Jeremih song right?"
>"Yes"
cont.
