/heem/: paul felder edition

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5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
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7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
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7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cody-garbrandt-tj-dillashaw-ufc-title-fight-off-demetrious-johnson-august-plan

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/yoel-romero-vs-rover-whittaker-interim-title-fight-ufc-213-amanda-nunes-valnetina-shevchenko-main-event

mmafighting.com/2017/5/24/15684786/kyoji-horiguchi-hideo-tokoro-additions-rizin-bantamweight-gp-mma

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ahead-of-ufc-debut-deiveson-alcantara-vows-to-continue-his-finishing-ways

Other urls found in this thread:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cody-garbrandt-tj-dillashaw-ufc-title-fight-off-demetrious-johnson-august-plan
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/yoel-romero-vs-rover-whittaker-interim-title-fight-ufc-213-amanda-nunes-valnetina-shevchenko-main-event
mmafighting.com/2017/5/24/15684786/kyoji-horiguchi-hideo-tokoro-additions-rizin-bantamweight-gp-mma
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ahead-of-ufc-debut-deiveson-alcantara-vows-to-continue-his-finishing-ways
youtube.com/watch?v=e5TTsLNsm9g
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/
youtube.com/user/robm999
youtube.com/watch?v=6OuDZBgw8aA
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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AHH ARTEM HELP ME

This is the thread, why haven't mods deleted the other? Really makes me think

GOOD THREAD OP
ADAN BLESS

AHHH DANA SAVE ME

Sorry lad but we all decided it to be this one

I'm going to use this thread because I'm not on board with this bong faggot trying to become the new spergop.

Get lost

So is ourguy spergOP back or what?

I'm a different bong faggot. Not the one who made the 69 thread

really do make you wonder

I think that out of anyone DJ would feasibly fight, Dillashaw has the best chance of beating him. He's more talented than anyone at Flyweight and a well rounded fighter, despite being known for his exemplary striking, so DJ wouldn't really have any one area he would have a significant advantage in. In addition, he would have a significant size advantage over DJ.

No, he's been gone for months. All friendos are being impersonated

If he actually destroys TJ then he will get my full respect.
Don´t get me wrong. Mighty Mouse is a great fighter, one of the best that we have right now. I just doubt that he is the greatest of all time.

I can tell you're codyfan because of how much you get triggered by everything I do

>buying me off with Claudia ass pics

I accept this.

Which one of them said that ?

kiss me you dirty little whore

>yoel-romero-vs-rover-whittaker

Sick Bastards

I'm not triggered.
I think you used to get bullied by cody and now your clinging to the hope of finally winning something just like dc

I actually just wanted to piss this dude
Off

>still trying to force this

Is /heem/ collectively on the Jason Knight train? I don't think I've ever seen someone post negatively about him.

You're an idiot if you don't know it's true

>speaking portuguese

Come on poland m'dude

>still trying
Wew lass

*kick you in the balls*
*jumps on a guillotine*

heh nothing personell kid

Well, he's going to be pissed off either way, whether people use your thread or mine

Yes, he's been my boy since strikeforce

Tfw that presidential cock awaits

I think everybody just hates (You) desu

I certainly am. He´s the last hope for the featherweight division. I especially like how he handles himself on his back. Haven´t seen someone like him before.

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>still this shook from a 15 year old

Obsessed
He literally changed your life

fuck off weirdo

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stop starting thread wars

This.

You started it. You made another thread even though there was already 2 made and you knew it. Sad!

why are bongs so autistic

Mfw this is the same sperg from new years forcing his thread for a week straight

this is my thread i made it its mine

Who do you think would win in a fight between Colby Covington and Zak Cummings?

>why are bongs so autistic
Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/26: Lion Fight 36 - Chumpairtour vs Wielzen
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - Doumbe vs Holzken
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/17: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: → #

News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cody-garbrandt-tj-dillashaw-ufc-title-fight-off-demetrious-johnson-august-plan

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/yoel-romero-vs-rover-whittaker-interim-title-fight-ufc-213-amanda-nunes-valnetina-shevchenko-main-event

mmafighting.com/2017/5/24/15684786/kyoji-horiguchi-hideo-tokoro-additions-rizin-bantamweight-gp-mma

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ahead-of-ufc-debut-deiveson-alcantara-vows-to-continue-his-finishing-ways

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*pushes*
*plop*

Oh thank you so much for this thread

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Please stop schaubposting

dis is my thread im in charge here stop it

you were right, it is him
he's even posting shit

TUF 26 tryouts: Lauren Murphy grappling Roxy
youtube.com/watch?v=e5TTsLNsm9g

Christ that's an unattractive angle.

why are you doing this

i'm sorry. shes a good fighter. but is there a more corny ass woman alive than Roxy? i cant root for her

im in charge my thread MINE

Idgi. She's just goofy. Fighting is inherently ridiculous, she isn't doing anything more than exposing it for the silly business that it is.

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I bet I will hear her backstory on TUF and end up liking her

She's basically Rock Lee. She's completely unathletic with no natural talent except for being sharp as fuck and she's worked for years and years and years and has become a pretty good fighter. Roxy's a perennial underdog, and that's the easiest kind of person to root for in sports, IMO.

lads its not MMA but SUMO is live now

if you've never watched it its a lot of fun. only 15 second matches and the elite are amazing to watch

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

What are the p4p most autistic nicknames in mma?

Brendan

Ares

Beasting 25/8

Oh, for sure peaches are a beast 100%. For sure lose my number if you hate peaches my guy haha peaches are a beast.

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter?

Guys where the FUCK is Estoniabro?

good he's gone now

no one will take my thread, NO ONE

mine mine mine mine MINE

my nigga

they used to show sumo on espn back in the day and it was amazing

When will Japan enter the 21st century and allow female sumo?

Whenever Ronda feels like getting back into competition

Holy shit, that was a battle. You guys should be watching.

Never is a pretty solid guess. There's a lot of weird cultural shit wrapped up in it and honestly I don't think the Japanese want to open the door to international competitions like the Olympics.

so you guys watching sumo know

yokozuna>ozeki>sekiwake>komusubi>maegashira

2 yokozuna/ozeki per tournament

at the end of each match they receive some mail from the referee

Bob has bitch tits.

>yokozuna>ozeki>sekiwake>komusubi>maegashira

This is the ranking system, right?

>2 yokozuna/ozeki per tournament

Do you mean that two yokozuna/ozeki are enrolled in each tournament, or that two sumo are promoted to yokozuna/ozeki each tournament?

hakuho the GOAT

Made it look easy

I'm bored, name me a classic fight with lots of punching that preferably goes more than 2 rounds.

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yeah those are ranks. generally there are only two yokozuna/ozeki each enrolled in each basho

holy shit that guy upset the yokozuna just now

Name a fighter with a more successful post-fighting career than Brendan Schaub.

Protip: you can't.

Joe Rogan.

Maybe Brock Lesnar? Otherwise I can't name anyone. Brendan is a true innovator.

Thanks for the link, sumo bro. I'll make some webms next time.

Does anyone on here watch the Care/Don't Care Preview?

Brock had the career before getting into fighting so I guess that doesn't really count.

they have all the vids on their website

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/

this channel uploads them as well
youtube.com/user/robm999

enjoy

Ray Borg on fighting Mighty Manlet

>fuck yall im fighting DJ you cant stop me!!!

>but maybe I'll fight Reis

How to throw away a title fight 101

friendly heeminder

Pedo loser

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Requesting baby_cynthia.jpg

Do you think she will beat Joanne Calderwood?

what is going on friday/saturday this weekend that would cause the UFC to do a Sunday card?

All me

youtube.com/watch?v=6OuDZBgw8aA

But Joanna says that she learned Portuguese for her, with all the bleeping it's hard to tell if she learned to call her a little whore or if that was Clawja

Awesome, thanks