Be you

>Be you
>in a convenience store
what is your go to snack and drink?

BBQ Twists and a delicious ice cold Dr Pepper. How about you OP?

Nachos and brisk Half&Half

Those cheddar ruffles and a log of shit from Andy sixx's asshole

AM/PM near me, so I go for the smallest fountain coke (which is still kind of huge) filled to the brim with their crushed ice

then vinegar lays, though i'm getting kind of sick of them (Ms Vickies are like a thousand times better)

then i don't know... some kind of sweet thing i inevitably hate

Good choice
Not you though

Peanut Butter Snickers and a Diet Mt. Dew.

Water or Blackberry Powerade and a small bag of Doritos

Red bull. Then I leave without a snack.

8 cans of beer, bottle of red dry wine

Nigger dick

RedBull and Airheads.

Giganto Rockstar or Steel Reserve pint in can
and
Hot chips with like a latino name. The more offbrand the better.

Troli gummie worms

They have those on the shelves now? Usually I have to go around back to get one.

A bag of pretzels and a grape Arizona

Flamin hot ruffles, cherry dr p

Might sound nasty together but dont knock it til ya try it

Salted peanuts and bottled water. You're all disgusting.

I've seen weirder combos.

peppered beef jerky and grape monster

You need to learn where to shop

Aloe Vera drink + Balsamic vinegar and sea salt chips

Shrimp crackers, shouchuu, and fried chicken.

>aloe vera

Good taste! Makes a good mixer for vodka too.

Sour Cream and Onion Pringles and an Arizona tea

whatever nasty 2 day old crisper burrito
and a 32oz budweiser
for muh beetus

>beef jerky
get a load of Mr.Moneybags over here.

Reminds me. A couple of days ago my friend got some of those nasty fucking eggrolls in the big fuck off cabinet.
They fell all apart in the bag and the woman at the counter told him that she would just throw them away.

I think she saved his life. Or at least his asshole from permanent damage.

In Australia we have self serve checkouts and I usually scan 1 bag while holding 4 at once. Pay 1 for 4

Pepperoni sticks and Code Red

Theft? In Australia? No fucking way.

Purchasing "fresh" food from any convenience store not located in Japan, Taiwan, or Hong Kong is gambling with your life.

Some are alright. There's a particular chain here in Texas that makes food daily.
I forget the name though.

>Or at least his asshole from permanent damage
WAS HE GOING TO SHOVE THEM UP HIS FUCKING ASS? WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE!

Mate it's just the average blokes' discount

Nope. But he would wish that he had after trying to shit out whatever the fuck they had become after he at them.

stop this savagery

Yeah I get it. I'm just fucking with you.

Bag of sweet chili doritos and a B I G G U L P

Lemon hot cheetos and green tea arizona they good shit

What are you, some kind of weightwatchers fag extraordinaire?

stripes or allsups
texas fag reporting in

gaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Extra large bag of dicks and an Arizona Ice Tea

>wasting your money on snacks
Just beer.

Cheddar Chex mix and Riptide Rush Gatorade

sum skittles, oe malt liquor n a pack of newports.

After arguing with myself over this for years. I came to this conclusion.

no but man, reading that back did sound extremely fucking gay

maybe i do like dicks

Fiji water master race.
Haagendazs plain milk chocolate and vanilla ice cream bar.

One of those long jack links meat sticks and a large pepsi slushy

>Oh hi guys. I'm queer.

>Fiji water master race.
fag
it's the same as tap water
>inb4 muh ph levels

Nigger detected

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bless you user for reminding me to take my metformin

I can taste the difference, it's glassy. I pity those that drink dry pool flavored tap water without knowing the pleasure of liquid crystal god tears

Anything that I can boost up my ass without being noticed.

Any time Sup Forumsro

Pro-tip: If you dont gargle cum all water tastes the same

If I just want a light snack, BBQ Corn Nuts and a southern peach Calypso lemonade (Fresca if no Calypso, Dr. Pepper if no Fresca). If I want something more substantial I'll get 2 of the spiciest-looking hot dog they've got.

Trix and cream sode

placebo effect
also, that's the taste of left over penis juice in your mouth.
wash your mouth out with a glass of water instead of cock user

camembert cheese and orange juice

The one time I bought an egg salad sandwich from Jackson's that thing fucked up my entire week. I didn't even know you could get food poisoning that bad without actually dying.

pickled eggs and faygo moon mist

purple doritos and dr pepper

fucking buying egg salad instead of making should require you to shit your brains out until death or epiphany

Sausage dog covered in nacho cheese sauce and a fountain Mt dew with little ice

You got super-powers, though, right?

Yeah, I was around 16 at the time and believed my digestive system could handle anything I threw at it, and wound up learning my lesson the hard way.

Hurr okay maybe if either of you actually drank water instead of just soda and energy drinks all day you would notice. I actually love water and grew up by a mountain spring with world renowned water. If you studied water youd understand the differences between the various sources you can get water. I currently live in a big city where the water litteraly smells like a jacuzzi and tastes like chemicals. Luckily there's an artesian well a couple minutes from my house so I fill up bottles there, which it's actually the same kind of source Fiji water uses and tastes similar.

Did you ever test what your asshole could handle by throwing a couple of oversized nigger dicks at it?

Huh. The only time I got really bad food poisoning was the result of eating chicken sashimi.

Yes, raw chicken in sauce is a thing.

Your artisan well is a nigger dick and the bottle you fill up is your asshole

Salted peanuts and Mexicoke
Put the peanuts in the coke and enjoy.

pic related

You sick fuck

britfag detected

Try it. It’s pretty good.

What does that Irn Bru stuff taste like? I only have experience with Canadian and Japanese soft drinks. Is there anything similar amongst those?

>just soda and energy drinks
I drink neither of these, user.
I have tasted fiji water and it's just water. It's PH level is similar to the city's tap water. I had a friend do a study on it because his kidney's needed a certain type of water.

Poverty and English dentistry.

butterfingers and monster juice energy drinks.

I'm an adult. No snacks from convenient store. They have fruit? Nuts? Protip:peanuts arent nuts.

It is neon orange in colour. Flavour is similar to banana+orange, with metallic/rusty aftertaste.

Corndogs? If not hot pepper dogs? Hot pepper sausage? If they have hot pepper relish, any hot dog. Look at hot food thing if they have none of them for what smells good, if disappointed, I give the finger to the hot food thing, finger to the nearest security camera, buy biggest cheap pop, then leave.

Yikes. I suppose anything is tasty if it's carbonated and you're sufficiently hangover.

ranch doritoes and blue mt dew

Drink of choice... Water
Snack? Just gum.
Now I wait for that pussy in the parking lot.

>"Come back sir, you dropped something"

kek

What city?

Cyanide and vodka my dearest friend

10 pack of smirnoff nips and 3 slim jims at the counter, maybe some hot cheetos if im feeling spontaneous