50,000 porn threads and nothing actually original or fun to do. Let's change that.
> Pence writes random shit down and Trump pulls it out of a hat for what he does each day.
> 90% off the options are golf.
> OP is not a faggot.
> World of Warcraft will never die
> I'll never find true happiness.
Diapers are the best fetish
No.
Bump
you've gotta be fucking kidding me
bump
GLORIOUS
Eh, I've been needing a new weird thing to get into, my current fetishes are getting boring. Bring on the diapers.
does this mean that the previous post was kidding, considering it's true they were fucking kidding?
Just wondering, how many people here are SUPER kinksters, that can get off to almost anything, no mater how weird?
Niggers are people
We're all loser virgins
people are turning crazy and korea is taking over
I'm the guy from two posts above yours and yes, somewhat. I wouldn't say I can get off to anything but I am certainly much more open and flexible when it comes to my kinks than average.
You are selfless.
Also dank trips.
I was watching the grimm on netflix and would pretend i was in the show as a psychologically deranged grimm who didnt give a fuck and used humour as a coping mech because parents murdered and didnt know wtf was going down. Would be nice if i could play a side grimm like trubel if theres ever a reboot.
Niggers will destroy the planet
Ooh traps, er.. I mean trips. Yeah trips, totally not traps, not on Sup Forums.
>shit down
shit it down!!
your mum gay
Trump is making America great again.
I will not fap for at least 90 days.
the pee tape is real
the jews deleted my facebook account
the musims deleted my facebook page
im a retard and nobody deleted anything
Hillary Clinton should be our president right now, she did absolutely nothing wrong.
diapers are the worst fetish
All women have an irresistible fetish for scat and pantie pooping that they have to perform at least once a day.
All women love to give me rimjobs.
Pic related is how I look.
>Post behind me lies,
All beautiful women are sexually attracted to me and can't help themselves around me.
I'm a bimbo slut.
Traps are gay.
Incest is widely celebrated across the world and is so common it's considered a natural part of sex and not a fetish.
A bimbo virus will take over the entire US within 24 hours of this post.
Sarah Jane Hyland is sexually obsessed with me.
...
Watching the gif posted for more than 30 seconds will cause the viewer to believe they are a hot slut that craves black cock.
All black men in America will be turned into brainless sissy sluts and owned by rich old white tycoons.
President Donald J Trump is actually three transsexual raccoons in a meat suit.
Magic is real.
God will turn me into a woman tonight.
I'm going to have an orgy with the female cast of Riverdale tonight.
Magic will become real tonight at 11:11 pm est usa.
I am the best at sex & I will have sex 250 times in the next 2 years with hot teens even tho I am 45
My sister is going to give me a sensual and loving rimjob tonight when she comes home.
Stop trying
Poster above this post is a 10/10 qt tranny slut.
Sarah Jane Hyland will fuck me before my next birthday
Ill get a gf this week
You're lying so that must mean you want me to keep trying...MAGIC IS REAL as of right now.
Donald Trump has been replaced by an alien
i have no refractory period between climaxes
I'll begin a romantic relationship with my ideal soulmate tonight.
Finland is real.
can confirm. as its me.
yep can still confirm cause now two posts ending as 7.
Everything in this thread is true
Trump will have a 2nd term
Camila Carraro Mendes is my loving and devoted girlfriend.
Jews have too much controll
Nope just you
7s will no longer be truth, but all dubs are
Any trips rolled within this thread will become reality effective immediately.
Jehovah's Witnesses are Satanists in disguise
I will have amazing sex with three beautiful women tonight.
Ill fuck a girl within the next 3 weeks
this website sucks
The germans will rise again
All women have an irresistible fetish for farting. They fart every chance they get and doing so gives them a small orgasm and makes them incredibly lust crazed horny.
California suicide rate of 18yos will get to 10% in 5 years
My piss is pink and turns whomever drinks it into a beautiful woman.
>mp
mp
0 is 7 and 7 is 0
Anyone that I'm sexually attracted to becomes sexually obsessed with me and willing to do anything for me as long as it's sexual.
The number 7 doesn't exist.
Quints dont mean shit
I have perky C cup breasts.
1+2=3
Trap threads are cancer
Everyone that posted in this thread will have an amazing life filled with fun, love, sex, and good times.
I will become a millionaire by this time next week.
allahu akbar.
Every race is equal.
this is now a get thread
>honorabru mentions
my dick will grow to 7 inches tonight
Ill become rich and handsome
equality is a lie
Actress/singer Mandy Moore will recieve a blow to the head at 2:45 pm est today. She will be totally unharmed aside for receiving a jolt to her brain that will cause her to believe that she is my loving and adoring incestual mother that pampers me.
maybe you should put down the computer u fucking internet crack head
I enjoy my life.
Jesus is black
I can easily mentally mind control anyone I desire from any distance to happily do whatever I want.
Im realDonaldTrump
ama
My sister will make me give her a long and sensual rimjob tonight.
Superman beats gokuh
Donald Trump will realize that he's a transexual and get to work immediately at transitioning.
The jews are behind every major political upheaval, every bank and economic crash, and every modern major war. They are the reason for our sufferage, for our poverty, and for our poor race relations. They are a blight on this planet and should have been ACTUALLY exterminated back in the holohoax.