Anyone have any crazy or fucked up sexual experiences that they would like the share ?!?

Anyone have any crazy or fucked up sexual experiences that they would like the share ?!?

I started dating this girl last year. One night it was getting hot and heavy and we had sex in the missionary position. But it wasn't for procreation purposes. I still throw up when I think about the disgusting thing we did

fucked my sis, pic related

I'll play
>A time when gf was working away. At the end of the weekends I used to drive her to her rented room then drive back to our flat.
>Driving gf to her room from weekend at parents
>no sex all weekend - both of us itching for it
>on these occasions we'd fuck in the car in quiet area round the corner from the house she rooms in
>stop, park up, start kissing
>I move both driver and passenger seats fully back to give room
>she removes jeans and underwear
>I'm in passenger seat
>she's kneeling facing me, straddling transmission tunnel
>I open her shirt (she was braless) fondle and kiss her
>I'm fingering her and rubbing clit; she's breathing heavy and very wet; I'm diamonds
>she unzips my jeans, moves back to give herself some room
>stops suddenly, little gasp, eyes go wide
>car was manual with tallish gearlever - she accidentally sat back onto cold gear knob
>look of shock gives way to wicked grin
>starts gyrating hips; hips start to inch lower
>she starts rocking her hips, rising and falling a little, smiling eyes locked onto mine - gearlever starts to slowly vanish from view
>I watch, fascinated, as she gently works the gearlever into herself, biting her lip and softly moaning - best floorshow ever
>eventually she's virtually sitting on her haunches, gearlever fully home
>smiles at me wickedly, softly breathes "mmmm, well this will do for me, now for you" and begins to stroke my rock-hard dick
>After a show like that I come in seconds, and she then proceeds to steadily and methodically fuck herself to orgasm on my gear lever.
>when she's finished and has her breath back she slowly rises and disengages from my car
>String of grool stretches from pussy to gearknob, then snaps
>She kisses me and with a grin says "I've always liked this car"
>she puts on her jeans, pockets her underwear, picks up her overnight bags
>leans in through window, smiles and says "Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear" then skips off to her rooms

I once fingered a girl for a cheeseburger

Congratulations you got cucked by your car

I can see why

At least it wasn't black

Marry that kinky bitch right away, damn!

the stick was

I have a crazy story...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................im a virgin :^))))

Marry that kinky bitch right away, damn!
Oh, I did, my friend, I did

You sick fuck, how can you live woth yourself !! Be gone.

Had sex on ice at a rink. Was fucking cold

Just get a hooker.

Got my dick sucked by a guy a few times.

Not gay btw.

Naw, im going to colorado in the summer and im going to fuck a cute skinny boi for two weeks :^)

A good point well made

I've sucked dick in the past and I'm married now to a wonderful woman. Literally nobody gives a shit if you are gay or not. There is nothing wrong with being gay.

>who the hell sell with $0!!?

>>who the hell sell with $0!!?
They're only charging a market value.

My man !

Yeah same here, got drunk he started sucking and I just let it happen.

You will be change person when you return trust me.

I dont like to talk about uncle Frank...

How will i change?

I sometimes use my left hand to masturbate

Won 32k at horseracing and paid two high class shemale escorts 2k to spitroast me

my freshman year, i took this cheer slut home on parents weekend, made her blow me infront of this mirror in my dorm, took a pic, bent her over the bed and plowed her out, tried using her wet pussy as lube to put it in her ass, got the head in before she started whining so i flip her over, fuck her with her feet on my shoulders, pull out and cum all over her tits. Next morning, make her blow me and swallow before meeting up with her parents and i kept her panties and hung them over my bed

Cant explain it, when I lost my virginity I got this massive confidence boost that never went away.

I once had consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

The lights were off and I had my socks on.

Sounds like a good time.

oh yeah it was pretty great. Texan and Brazilian, the Brazilian was typical pornstar built like a fuckdoll with big tits and dick. Came to my house, quickly changed into latex and they dressed me in girls gear and we had passionate sex. It was great

My junior year I spent a whole Saturday with this girl in my UIL writing team having sex and when I left I walked by her little sister, who giggled and said "You smell like pussy."

Fuck that hot, still got the picture ?

I got raped by a chick, and I'm a 6'5 collegiate offensive linemen.
Alcohol cucks you, no mas fleschmans vodsky mis amigos

i have a picture of the panties still, not the pic of her blowing me unfortunately she found out i took the pic and was not very happy, fucked her again a few months later though

I was mentally and sexually broken by the gf. It was her fantasy cause I slept around before we dated and she knew this so she decided she was gonna "break and conquer" me

Can greentext if anyones interested

I put my penis in my girlfriend once.

It might help to get it out

Provide le green text plz

>wife and i were dating for about two months
>she moves in so we try to just get all the crazy out of the way
>at dinner one night
>tells me she has a hand fetish and likes my "strong" hands
>told her i was a footfag and her feet were 10/10
>she asks me what i want to do with her feet
>tell her i want to suck her toes and blow loads all over them
>tells me she saw a fist dildo at an adult store once
>"i always wanted to try fisting, user"
>orly?
>srsly
>get drunk at sister's bar later than night
>get home break out the massage oil
>work two, three, four fingers into her pussy
>tells me to go for it
>she cums as soon as my hand slips inside her
>wiggle around a little more she cums again
>pull out, turn and grab a towel
>turn back to her, she's fisting her own pussy
>"is this what you feel?!"
>she starts cumming again
>neveropenedmyasianeyeswider.uif
>i'm stroking my fucking cock
>she stops fisting herself, tells me to cum
>i tell her to suck her toes
>she closes her eyes sticks her toes into her mouth and starts licking/sucking them
>i blast all over her face, mouth and foot while she's still sucking
>inb4marryher

Ten years and three kids later I still fist her pussy and fuck her feet.

>got called one day by a dude I met at an event
>old guy, call him J.
>he told me he was invited to this Tantra weekend retreat, but he can't make it
>asked me if I want to join in his place
>I was skeptical
>say yes, curios
>go to this place
>in my past I was quite of a beta
>now I learned a thing or two on how to carry myself
>eventually we do all kind of weird group things
>from simple stupid shit like dancing, improv, meditation and general talking to massages, crying, tantra breathing, emotional venting, and group masturbation
>at the end I felt quite amazing
>even had a girl I practiced Yab Yum position and all the tantra breaths
>learned a lot, and the environment and people were friendly and respectful, I appreciated the authenticity
>fast forward a while, I now met this blonde short-haired girl 4 years older than me
>we've been in a relationship for two years
>managed to get a level of intimacy where we can both either laugh, cry, cum together while 69'ing, cum together while both blindfolded and not even touching each other, just by hearing our energy
>lot of intense shit, and I love her
>it helps to do some gay shit from time to time
>if women are involved it's even better
>mostly, it's very important to learn how to love yourself
>crazy sex follows

beautiful

I nearly fucking jacked all over my pants reading that.... fuck that is hawt!

Nothing wrong with that.

>dating gf
>says shes gonna conquer and break me
>okay.jpg
>blow it off
>staying at hers one weekend
>bound and put into sensory depravation
>fucks with my head
>intense orgasm
>released but ankles locked in spreader bar
>makes me call her mistress, tell her I'm hers and serve her
>uses a shock toy to zap my body if I dont say it fast enough or convincing enough
>gotta lick her sweaty feet and kiss them
>progresses to her legs and ass and pussy
>facesitting
>fingers and edges me through the day leading to orgasm
>real passionate affection as I finally reach anal orgasm
>looking deep in each others eyes as I orgasm
>lay in a mess through the night

been together for 9 years now and strong and in love

domination is great, even when the female is doing it

but I never got the anal orgasm
I don't want anything close to my ass

My girl always toys with my asshole but I just don't like the feeling

yeah I wasnt too keen on anal in case I got poop everywhere lol but the orgasm was waaaay more intense than through cock and I think it was more the intense orgasm like rewiring my brain and with her all over me like my brain being switched on to this orgasm from her and like an addiction thing.

It was painful with the shock toy and she kept up the domination for a while, still does when in the mood but it works great. I like the way she does it to like keep hold of me, makes me feel loved

as a curiosity for science, have you replicated the domination?

replicated it? Like with someone else or been victim to her again?

no, like have you ever dominated her too? switched roles

follow-up questions:
do you feel like you have good self-esteem?
do you love yourself?

we still have fun as often as possible. and, she likes it when guys nut to her pics. merry christmas (the white thing is the thong part of a bodysuit)

ahhhhh right yeah yeah but mine was more generic tie her wrists and fucking her while shes blindfolded and grabbing her throat

yeah I'd say I have good self esteem I was a bit of a chad, still kinda am, and I'm starting a career I enjoy and make me happy. I wouldnt say I love myself but I'm happy and we now we love each other

Not my cup of tea, but sounds interesting.

No one will believe me but I'll tell ya anyway.

1/2
> Me and four besties camping on an island on the harbour
> It's nothing great, just a few mangrove swamps and a couple shut tier beaches.
> But no people so we go there all the time to do teen shit and run amok
> Besties are 3 guys and a girl we've all know forever
> Shes a tomboy, decent looking I suppose but pretty much just another guy
> We treat her like our sister
> We're on the beach, entire island to ourselves sitting by the fire drinking being idiots
> Scene is real chill
> Suddenly she jumps on one of the guys, they start making out
> Wtf none of us expected that
> Less than 30 seconds later he forces her on the ground, see him messing around getting his cock out of his shorts and they fuck
> that escalated quickly
> Right there in front of our eyes
> Hardcore shit he is totally destroying her
> Never seen this before irl, or done it for that matter
> This shit is hot she is being pounded into next week
> Feels weird to watch 'my sister' so I go walk out to the jetty with a bottle of rum
> Having a good time talking to moon listening to the water lapping when I see someone walking down the jetty
> It's her
> She sits next to me, we have a 'wtf was that all about' conversation
> says no idea why she did it. She feels real bad because that dude has a gf.
> Tells me its her 1st time, only other attempt guy came literally as soon as he stuck it in her so she doesn't count that
> Lol, ok, this is all tmi
> Don't worry, we won't tell anyone, do what you want fam
> She leans in, we start kissing
> Go apeshit on each other, hands everywhere

Cont

>I had my socks on
I've fantasised about this I'm not sure I would really do it

pls continue with your pirate sex story user

thanks for the info
what I tried to test is that people without self esteem, or even more importantly, self-love are more submissive than dominant

since you also dominated your partner too, I feel it matches my theory

unrelated, you should love yourself
you're in a relationship with yourself your whole life, why not love you

>be 19
>At a party
>friend introduces me to his gf
>she eye fucks me at party
>eventually go to the bathroom.
>she follows, and without saying a word takes my pants off and sucks my dick
>wtfbutokay.jpg
>later at the party she fights with her bf, he leaves.
>she hangs onto me
>she gets into a fight with her friend because her friend is flirting with me
>I leave, she asks to come with
>go home, fuck.
>as she’s riding me she says “how does it feel to fuck your friend’s girlfriend

Yeah it was an experience! I wasnt into the electro stuff but the rest I loved

Aw yeah I think the thing was it was so different and unexpected I kinda just buckled to her but idk its just the way she is and how she makes me feel which is why its like I'm devoted to her but I get the self love

2/2
> Shit, its on!
> Her head works its way down, she pulls my dick out and starts sucking
> I lean back enjoy 1st ever bj while looking at the moon and stars while swiping mosquitoes
> she sits on top of me, slides herself onto my dick
> Best feeling ever
> It's like he's gone into the warmest, tightest, swampiest place imaginable
> It's stinking hot night, 100% humid, we are sweating like pigs, both drunk as anything and fucking like animals
> She rides me i watch her tits bouncing away
> sit up at one point and take a swig of rum
> shes got a great rhythm keeps milking my balls
> im way drunk so get to last a few minutes
> Start getting worked up, let her know I'm close to coming
> Idiot me holds her onto me, this feels too good I wanna blow inside her
> She wrestles me gets off just as I cum, blow all over my stomach
> Holy shit girl, what's gotten into you tonight
> We jump into the water for a few seconds to cool off and clean up
> Walk her back to the camp again promise won't tell anyone
> No point because she ended up following another friend when he went for a piss
> Both came back 5 mins later smiling
> We talk openly about the fact 3 of us have just screwed her
> Vibes ok, no drama or anything, we're all cool about it
> All think fuck it, she's gotta do the last remaining guy
> He's not into it though, is a bit Christian and committed to his gf
> Tell him just fuck her, don't be a pussy we will never tell
> She walks over to him, grabs his hand and pulls him up
> He gives in, walks her down the beach a little
> We hear them moaning
> Next morning reconfirm will never tell anyone. Ever.
> Secret doesn't leave the island
> None of us ever fuck her again. Or afaik no one does. She doesn't come camping after that

True story. She honestly wasn't a slut. She maybe had one or two boyfriend's before turning 20, and at parties always kept it to herself. But that one night she went crazy. Took 3 guys vcards. You just don't expect that shit to happen

That's pretty wild and hot

any pics of her?

if it works for you, then be happy
also another story, not me but a teacher
>in high school
>I had a geography teacher
>was a weird dude, decent looking middle-aged man
>addicted to pussy from the looks of it
>one day we had an banquet (dont know how to say in english, a year-end event party with all the classes at a club basically, with teachers and pupils, really cringy and shitty)
>hear all of a sudden my classmates freaking out, laughing like made, being shocked
>what the hell
>they were all around the bathroom
>my geography teacher was fucking one of my classmates
>she was underage
>she never charged
>the teacher council covered up for him
>small poor city
>he is not in jail now
>he is still a teacher
>he had a daughter and wife
>had
>his wife divorced him
>his daughter was bullied hard at school because of what he did
>basically ruined her teen life
>they never talk
>saw a facebook pic of him this christmas, with about 5 bimbo's in high heels in his appartment near his christmas tree
>smiling with a champaigne
>fucker is alpha, but a moron
>aka, the teacher that couldn't hold it in his pants

He was really good at geography though. Learned a lot of good shit from him.

>be big guy
>dating tiny asian girl
>5'3
>does martial arts
>joke about her beating me up
>kicks my butt
>laugh
>again then punches the cheeks
>more
>shes punching and kicking my butt
>ask if she wants to wrestle
>shes like ehhhhh idk
>call her chicken and gently push her
>start sparring
>shes going full force but I'm only restraining her
>kicks and punches and grapples
>fast lil bugger
>bleeding nose and split lip
>barely touched her
>all sweaty and naked
>have hot rough sex
>covered in bruises and bite marks
>caught in death grip with her fat thighs
>pelvis gonna snap
>cum in her
>lie in mess on bedroom floor all rekt and carpet burned
>have to go easy for the next few days

Not even that unbelievable.
Have you ever lived with a woman?

>Meet cute chick on OKC
>Hang out a couple times over the course of a month, nothing really happens
>Friday night, starts sending me pics of her in bra and panties
>Looks like big titties and a nice ass
>Tells me she "wears a C cup"
>Pick her up the next day
>Take her to my place and start watching shitty horror movie
>Start making out
>Hands everywhere
>Whenever I start grabbing her tits and she pushes my hand down
>Gyrates like crazy when I rub her pussy
>Move to bedroom
>She's facing away from me, takes shirt off
>"I don't have the greatest tits, user."
>"I'm sure they're fine
>Chick turns around
>She's totally flat
>Fucked up nipples
>One points way left, one points way right
>Wtf.jpg
>Throw her on the bed and fuck her anyway
>Nut inside her since she's on the pill
>Take her home and never see her again

>Fooling around drunkenly with curvy Puerto Rican gf one night
>Got her on my couch fingering her pussy
>"user, go get some ice cubes"
>Grab a couple ice cubes from the freezer
>Stick them in her pussy
>Keep fingering her until ice cubes melt
>Later bend her over and fuck her hard

She was kind of a freak. She loved it when I'd put four fingers in her pussy, or two in her pussy and two in her ass.

aww, poor thing is insecure of her nips

"Friends" past tense

T b h she's a 5/6 at best.
No pics mate, was a few years ago before cellphone were a thing too. Good figure, sporty, awesome tits, short blonde hair, but struggled with the occasional zit flare up which made her lose points.
Kek. Have a (you) mate. If it makes you feel better she probably would've fucked you if you were drinking with us.
Sometimes well behaved daddies girls can go nuts.

That was awesome.

I've had a a lot of fucked up sexual experiences in my life most of then being when I was really young.

Was the fourth guy to fuck a girl in one day. Married her.

Here's the details:
She was seeing several guys for the first few months we were seeing each other. Somewhere north of 5, and less than 10 I think.

We were hanging out with friends and drinking at a resort around a big fire pit, about a year into marriage, and decided to play never have I ever. One of her girlfriends said, "I never had sex with more than one person in the same day." Wife and one of her girlfriends drink, as do I and one of the other husbands (could have been a BF, not sure). So then one of the guys says, "I never had sex with three people in the same day." Wife drinks again. So next one of her girlfriends says, "I never had sex with FOUR people in the same day." Wife drinks again. Next guy says 5, but she doesn't drink. That night I asked her the story, and she said it was actually when we were seeing each other and I was one of them. She had spent the night at a guy's house she had been seeing and they fucked when they woke up. She had to run home early that morning and take a shower and get ready, as she was seeing another guy for a lunch date. They ended up having sex that afternoon. She and a friend then went out that night dancing and she hit it off with a slightly younger guy and went back to his place and they fucked. His roommates came back from the bars, and she realized she wasn't going to get any sleep, so called a cab and was headed home. I had sent her a booty call text while she was in the cab, and so she had the driver re-route and headed to my house. She's telling me this story, and I am remembering that night and when she showed up. She said to me, "remember the night I showed up at your place, and when you answered the door we started making out immediately and I went to your couch and bent over and told you to fuck me in the ass?" I ABSOLUTELY remembered that night as she looked so hot in the dress she was wearing, and didn't have underwear on. Spontaneous anal ftw!

cucks

Jesus. Women can get away with anything.

Is she good looking?

pretty hot tbh

Gorgeous. Just has always liked sex. I have a good one of her when we met too, but doesn't involve me having sex with her.

fgt kys

Share that story?

So this is about how I met my wife. I'm at a starbucks working on my laptop one afternoon. This chick comes in wearing lightweight sweatpants, flip flops, a burnout t-shirt. Blonde hair in a topknot pony tail. Not a lot of makeup on, but she's gorgeous. Nose ring, has sunglasses on, eventually takes them off, great eyes, but looks exhausted. She's drinking green tea, has a laptop bag with her. Asks if she can plug the laptop in in outlet by me. I move aside a bit, she's bending down to plug it in, the sweatpants kind of drop down a bit, nice coin slot, not seeing any underwear. I'm super intrigued by this chick. We are working basically side by side for a while. I need another coffee, ask her if I can buy her another green tea. Talk a bit when I bring it back, she's my age (30), and I am in love already. Ask her if she'd like to get dinner some night. Success.

So, what I didn't know at the time, but found out later, was the night before, she had gone to a happy hour for work, ended up going home with one of the bartenders and a friend of his, both early 20s. They basically had access to a pharmacy, as the three of them did coke until like 5 in the morning, had a little GHB towards the end of it, guys both took a couple viagras too to keep their dicks up. She woke up at 11am on their couch with one of guy's roommates and his girlfriend staring at her, bare ass naked except for the strappy heels she had worn. Cum in her pussy, cum in her ass, a little on her hair too. That night she was DPd, DVPd, did ass to mouth, rimmed them both, said she literally could not get enough, she was so horny from the drugs. Went home, took a shower and had to go to Starbucks to get some work done. And yes, she got tested before she and I stopped using condoms.

where are you from user?

AHAHAHAH

one time me and my wife roleplayed a rape murder of a child

she larped as a little girl basically I just put this belt round her neck and tied up her hands and she started screaming and crying like no no no no stop pretty sure she was being totally serious but at the time I knew I could just use the excuse that I thought she was acting which is why I didn't stop anyway I put the belt round her throat and choked her unconscious while raping her she went totally under and went limp and I just held the belt tight for about 30 seconds she went purple and I imagined I was raping and killing an underage little cunt

then I blasted inside her and came to my senses and realized I was literally killing my wife freaked out and slapped her face a few times she took AAGES to come back into full consciousness like wtf is going on she was really freaked out and started crying and I had to comfort her for ages

tldr I methfucked my wife unconscious while imagined I was raping and killing a child

STFU nigger

Elaborate

Was touched as a kid if that counts as fucked up.

I used to coach figure skating and had a fling with one of my skaters for a few years. Amazing body but pretty inexperienced at first. Probably the craziest thing of my life. Yeah, I'm pretty boring.

Yep. It does. And it is fucked up.
Sorry to hear that bro.
Assuming you're a bro

Same, by cousin

Yeah Im a bro man, the fucker died of cancer so he got what was coming to him

Was my grandpa and my uncle, one is dead just waiting for the other to drop any second.

Hoping he gets what he deserves

Kek

Sorry to here man

no one wants to hear your gay figure skating stories

I second that

One time I raped a female night elf in Ashenvale. Bitch shouldn't have been running around the woods drinking.

eh I kinda do tbh

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