What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

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suck a dick

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Probably try to have sex with this big fat guy. He was the type of guy that was only gay when he couldnt get any for a while.
He kept going soft and couldnt fit my cock in his ass
I gave up after an hour and he left

thats fuckin gay

Yeah it was pretty bad
He smelled like redbull and fat
And he lied about his dick size, surprise surprise
I didnt let him stick it in me though so theres that
I have some standards

have my sub friend suck my dick in the bathroom of a fast food place nearby
we were both 14

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When I was 8 me and my friend gave each other handjobs and Bus.
Ahhh, simpler times. Never done anything with a guy since then though, just a childhood experience.

>17
>older neighbour catches me watching him fap through his window
>knows I'm gay
>have little "meets" where we use our bathrooms at the same time to show off to each other
>invites me in to join him
>do
>tells me I'm cute, blossomed into a cute guy etc
>asks if I've touched, been kissed etc
>no
>asks if I wanna try
>yes
>sit on bed and rub, grope each other
>kisses me
>proper kiss
>flips me onto belly, stuffs face in my ass
>loves the smell, keeps doing it
>get naked with him, kissing and frotting
>start 69ing
>his hands are on my butt as he deepthroats my cock
>struggling to suck his dick, hes cool with it
>end up sucking and jerking while he fucks his mouth with my cock
>cum, sooooo goood
>eventually he cums
>tastes real salty but swallow it anyway
>lie on bed with him as he gives me butt massage
>tells me he wants to see more of me
>asks me to visit again
>yeah will do
>sends me back home to bed
>keeps my PJ bottoms
>lie in bed all horny and unable to sleep
>eventually fall asleep
>wink at each other as I pass him the next morning

Bjs* not bus.
Sorry, I'm a filthy phone user.
I guess that's something also gay I do...

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

this can't be real lmao

It's old copypasta my friend

i tought so, thanks Sup Forumsro

How old was he? You talking like 20s or 60s...

i slapped a guy on the ass. he was wearing jeans though. i dont even know if that counts as gay or not.

hahahhahaahah fucking kek i lo ve u no homo yo

he was late 30s

>few days after first time
>see neighbour in his garden
>smile, chat to him
>asks if I wanna visit him tonight
>sure!
>asks if I wanna learn how to douche
>wat?
>pinches my butt and whispers "prepare for sex"
>smile and gently grab his crotch
>"I'll be there for 10?
>laughs and sends me on my way
>10:00pm
>head over
>in just his underwear
>enter his house
>kiss and cuddle
>takes me to shower
>showering together, kissing and groping
>takes out weird dropper thing, anal douche, fills it with water
>lubes douche and butt
>slides it in
>squirting water up my butt
>keeps telling me to relax
>after about 10 minutes of thorough douching
>butt still wet
>takes me to his bed
>gets towel out bathroom and throws it on bed
>lie on towel
>fingers my ass
>lil bit water spurts out
>laughs and continues
>spend the night being fingered and fondled before 69ing
>fingers my ass good then fingers my mouth
>love the taste
>gets a bit aggressive with the blowjobs, love it
>cum quickly but he holds off for a while, eventually cums
>lie in a sticky sweaty mess
>spoon as he hotdogs
>tells me he'll leave his sliding door unlocked and wants to see me more often
>tell him I want him to be my first and want to explore with him.
>loves hearing that
>up till about 4am playing and fondling
>get PJs back and head back to my place
>fall asleep in first class the next morning

sucked dick and fingered my friend's asshole

didn't say nohomo

Excellent stories, excellent...

want more?

...

okay

>weekend
>friday
>leave note telling mom I'm away out with friends and staying at my friends tonight
>head into neighbours (Neil) apt through window
>perv on his dirty laundry, look in his underwear/toy drawer
>hear keys in lock
>lie on his bed
>comes in, jumps a little
>apologise, he laughs and says it fine, nice surprise etc
>kissing and cuddling on bed
>tell him about my plan if hes okay with it
>he loves it
>tells me hes got just the thing
>takes plugs out underwear drawer
>tells me to go douche and we'll be ready
>douche, head through, puts me on bed and lubes and plugs me
>tell him its too small, keeps falling out, need medium
>okay
>lubes medium
>starts inserting it
>"See I need that size the other is too....wow! Wait maybe not!"
>medium is big
>bit of a struggle and a bit sore but finally in
>we go out for the day, go looking at clothes, books, films etc
>night time
>head back to his
>sneak up stairs and into his house with his key
>he heads up 5 minutes after
>sitting on floor using floor to keep plug in deep
>he comes in

1/2

Brother made me lick his dick for a DBZ cell card
Also think he put his dick in my ass can't remember mind might have blocked it
Also i was like 6/7

>asks why I'm on floor, tell him, he keks
>takes me through to room
>get naked
>bends me over bed
>testing with plug, pulling so far back then releasing
>moaning like fuck and let out squeal as he pulls it out
>rubs my butt telling me the hard parts over
>slides fingers right in me as we kiss
>fingering me and packing my butt with lube as he does it
>asks if I'm ready
>yes
>position ourselves, doggystyle on edge of bed
>penetrates me slowly
>ahh kind sore
>goes slow and gentle
>still a bit sore but eventually pain recedes and feels weird
>then good, oh fuck it feels good
>slowly fucking me slow and gentle building a rhythm
>wanna touch my cock but he holds me so I cant
>fucking me for ages
>pure pleasure
>eventually he cums
>breeds me deep
>gripped onto me tight as he cums inside me
>lie there in a sweaty mess spooning with his dick in me
>eventually he pulls out and gets wet wipes
>grab a quick taste of my rekt butt and his cum before he wipes up
>lie in bed kissing and fondling til he can go again
>goes again
>slow gentle anal sex and breeding
>eventually fall asleep
>spoon the next morning

On my flat
> Feeling really tired of Uni, grumpy mood
> Gf is visiting, being really supportive, she knows a good laugh does the work.

Decides to be innovative
> Will jerk me with jokes
> I'm so confused, my cock is confused
> Facesits me, that never fails to give the boner

Starts telling awful jokes
> Cock puns etc "If i made a pun with sperm it'd be a cum pun"
> Starts jerking me faster
> Keeps telling terrible jokes
> I say "I'll cum now keep going like that"
> "What the jokes?"
> "No" I bury my face in her ass
> She knows i'll explode, starts wiggling butt.
> Cock gives it's first pulse
> GF goes "GAY BUTTs GAY BUTTS GAY BUTTS GAY BUTTS" as i start blasting rope
> She falls to the side laughing her lungs out
> I eventually start laughing too
> It was a good afternoon

And that was the gayest shit I've ever done