Mike gets Jack drunk in order to milk amusement out of him

>Mike gets Jack drunk in order to milk amusement out of him
>it doesn't work, AIDSMoby is just as bad as ever
>beardfat is still a pointless, worthless member of discussion
why does mike let them on the panel?

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No wonder you have no friends

Jack and Josh are great.
This is also not the first time Jack has been hammered on RLM. Go check out the Starwars Holiday Special :^)

But that was the only time AIDSMoby was ever good.

Do you ever get tired of complaining about the exact same things in regards to RLM over and over and over again every single fucking day?

>>Mike gets Jack drunk in order to milk amusement out of him
How did Mike make Jack get drunk? You know these people are adults right?

>>it doesn't work, AIDSMoby is just as bad as ever
Wrong. This is the most tolerable he's ever been.

>>beardfat is still a pointless, worthless member of discussion
He actually had a few funny lines in this one desu

Now please go outside or take a break from Sup Forums. It can't be healthy to obsess about e-celebs and constantly post about them all the time, you worthless faggot.

>beardfat
>redditors still call fatbeard beardfat

Hey OP, you suck and your thread sucks. kys

Jack and Josh aren't the problem.

The real worst RLM member is Rich. Look at the way he acted in that conversation. Interrupted everybody. Had no insight into anything he watched. Did that stupid karate chop over and over that Jay rightfully made fun of in editing. Talks about dumb exorcism stuff that Jay also rightfully edits over.

According to Jack, he asked Jay and Mike at the start if he would be in the discussion panel and they told him no, so he decided to drink a little more than usual because it was his day off and wanted to chill with his friends and some bad movies. Then when it was over Mike said "I don't want to talk about these movies, Jack you're in." So now Jack was in the discussion and he was already tipsy and he went like "might as well go full drunk for it" and started drinking more. Thus we got drunk Jack.

>generally enjoy RLM videos
>everyone in RLM videos seem like good friends that all enjoy hanging out with each other
>when a new RLM video comes out, I watch it when I have the chance and usually laugh a fair amount
>when the video is done, I move on with my day

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

Josh is just a void. He doesn't add anything, but at worst he's just taking up space.

AIDSMoby might be the cringiest, least funny human being ever though.

So Jack chose to drink more of his own volition. Mike didn't make him do anything. Exactly.

they desperately need a black guy in the mix to join the crew discussions desu.

Why?

So Jessi will come back, safe in the knowledge that bbc will protect her.

This was the first ever thing i have seen from them where AIDSMoby was the best thing in the video asides from Chopping Mall.

Drunk Jack is clearly superior to regular annoying Jack.

I don't think there are any black people up in Milwaukee?
He'd have to commute from Chicago, and boy howdy that's a bit of a drive just to shoot a movie review.

jack is drunk and it's everything

>he's never heard of blacks performing drive-by shootings

Milwaukee is actually a very segregated city, so yes, there are black people, and areas of the city that are majority black.

Why even bother trying to bring up anything realistic in one of these threads? RLM threads are merely for worthless permavirgin contrarians to spout the same complaints about AIDSmoby and Patreon endlessly.

How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.

Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.

A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.

Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they love, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation X, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.

Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.

rich is literally Sup Forums the person, needlessly edgy for the sake of cheap laughs, he's a favorite on Sup Forums for this reason but he's really just a meme that ruins every video he's in

Rich has a fiancée. Jack is married. You're here posting the same stale pastas day after day.

Accurate.

Mike is cruel to keep him alive.

They are good (usually). You're probably some redditor who wishes Jessi could come back to laugh about fart jokes for an hour and examine her outfit for possible misuse of Patreon funds

>I can't believe that [insert criminal's name here] won the election.
really makes you think

Aren't you going to be late for your shift at Taco Bell?

I don't even know. I lived in Milwaukee for about a year when I was younger so I get a little excited when RLM makes references to local things I know. Milwaukee's a weird place. I just want my time there to have meant something. :(

The last episode of HITB was great, I love it when I anticipate a 30 minute long talk about a new movie but instead get a total of 5 minute about the film and the rest is discussions about identity-politics from the standpoint of two white guys from milwaukee, wow just great

Put a blackface on AIDSMoby, he already has that weird Somalian light bulb head.

They had me down to so few hours that they eventually just fired me. I work the register at Petsmart now.

Do you like forcing shitty fucking memes like a degenerate faggot with nothing to do?

You do? Good. The first step towards being a better person is acknowledging you're a piece of shit.

Your "RLM" meme has never been funny. Never will. Nobody scrolls down the catalog, sees your post and laughs. They fucking ignore it. Why? Because you're a pathetic little 9gag crossposting memester with nothing better to do besides force shitty memes on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life. Go outside. Stop making fucking threads about a fucking hipster media company being better. We're sick of this. I'm sick of this.

But you know what? No. I won't stop there. Have you ever sat down and thought, "I could be productive?" Have you? If you haven't then here's a newsflash. In that time it took to create this thread you could have called that one girl that looks at you longingly and request a date. But no, you post a fucking RLM thread. Ever stop to think about what you could be doing if you didn't waste your life away in your parents' basement posting memes?

You could be an astronaut. You could be the CEO of a profitable company. You could be rich. Or, instead, you chose to post memes.

Jesus Christ, please just go back to the steam community forums.

Nothing you do will mean anything once the heat death of the universe occurs.

What does what you're saying have to do with the new episode?

Ooooh you're just trolling because you're desperate for attention. RLM threads truly are the best.

>you need a token black in your friend circle

You liked the episode? Check out thatistheplan on youtube, that's where RLM is heading, I bet you'd love it

Weirdly I find that comforting. Thanks, Rich.

these guys aren't terrific

That's what your mom told you when you dropped out of middle school

at least half in the bag is good, in latest episode Mike is at it's finest.

Take your rlm shit back to rddit

Jack is one of my favs but josh is irrelevent

why is jack bald?

That's like asking "why does X have green eyes?" It's genetics you dumb fuck.

too much testosterone

(You)

He isn't.

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

it's for a role

tales from your ass

Is this ironic shitposting or full-blown autism? You can never tell with this board.

Daily reminder.


>November 6th - HitB: Dr Strange
>November 11th - ReView: Saving Private Ryan (Mike & Jay)
>November 16th - Wheel of the Worst (Mike, Jay, Beard, Jack)
>November 20th - HitB: 2016 Recap
>December 4th - ReView: Die Hard (Mike & Rich)
>December 11th - Best of the Worst *Christmas theme* (Mike, Jay, Rich, Jack)
>December 18th - HitB: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story *Rich as guest*
>December 27th - RLM Christ special/Sneak peak at 2017 movies

Any form of dependency is an escape. This escape starts off as a search. What happens is the person literally projects the object of his search into something he finds along the way and considers the search finished. The person settles for what he finds. Gets trapped by fear and comfort.

The addict is a person who does not complete his search. Therefore, because he feels empty, attempts to fill that emptiness with external substances that give him a false sense of balance.

To some extent, we can say that all humans are dependent. The difference between the addict and the non-addicted consumer lies in the capacity of self-observation and self-awareness, on the ability of acknowledging one’s feelings and path in life. Dependency is a form of attachment. The non-addicted consumer is not ill; he is aware of his attachments.

The alcoholic yearns for a world free of conflict. To achieve that, he avoids conflict, instead of confronting the people with whom he experiences conflict; he gives himself up. He does not resolve his life but gets rid of the momentary frustration, and uses alcohol as a sedative. However, nothing is resolved.

The alcoholic literally drowns in alcohol all that opposes his ideal of a harmonious life free of conflict.

You're right on beardfat but Jack is fine when combined with Rich. Best combo is Mike-Jay-Jack-Rich

>rich's hairline
JUST

>RLM Christ special
praise god

Daily Reminder: The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

Who is the qt next to Mike?

To be honest aidsman and beardman are getting better, partially because Mike, Jay and Rick are getting worse.

sister

rich before she transitioned

>while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.
He's a massive Star Trek nerd (he even talks about going to Trekkie conventions all the way back in high school), he doesn't give a shit about Star Wars outside the 7 movies, and neither do any other RLM members. And Star Wars fans are the biggest scum of the earth, and deserve to be made fun of.

Drunk Jack was great in this episode though
He wasn't playing up his WACKINESS for the camera like he usually does, he actually seemed like a fun guy

daughter

Is this a pasta?

tales from jack

You are out of the game, that's what you wanted.
I'll spend some of my energy to tell you a few things.
First, you are one adorable monkey to my eyes, a really stupid one, since what you just said is wrong, since you can talk about math using words, one plus one is two, and you can understand nature without understanding math, you drop an apple, it falls and so on :)
a small tiny lecture to you, understand it.

And since you are not in, you don't want to know how to.. for example know how to calculate how to get your dream job? Like I have.. or.. How to be the perfect father?
Those are all states of everything in existence, plausible ones.


And yes, I am aware this is waste of time, like trying to teach algebra to a dog, but to others here who don't get this, be humble, don't attack me, but the theories, we will never be finished, but we can use these for literally anything..

be smart, for once in your life at least.

do you think the boys still bust nutties in h** pussy from time to time, you know as a prank?

>le aidsmoby is bad meme
Aren't you just jelly that a guy that has no hair is on RLM?

all this "drunk Jack is GOAT" talk will reach him and make him crank up the memeness

Or convince him to risk cirrhosis for fame

I dont get this either. Why do people hate him? I get that he is the least likeable of the bunch, but what is with the outrage?

they are afraid of getting bald

>he is the least likeable of the bunch
He is not Josh

jack is great 2bh. very funny and talented.

So what's your excuse going to be when this is all completely wrong?

I think it's a self reinforcing meme at this point

people don't like aidsmoby, they come on Sup Forums, see other people hating him, they start to utterly despise him

jack is really funny. the hate is overdone imo

HI JACK

I love RLM. Keep busy and keep em coming boys.
Slowly but surely you're turning into legends.

wow jack is amazing

Will RLM ever play Vegas again?

this pasta is bland, flavorless, and overcooked.

I want to speak to your manager.

>Milwaukee is actually a very segregated city, so yes, there are black people, they live in the section 8 areas of the city that are where most of the city's crime rate occurs

how much do commissions like this cost?

its just so wrong.

Is Jerry ever coming back?

...

No. Not really.

Or he'll become an alcoholic and thus a better person

>Mike points out that the guy copied the Star Trek theme in the Doctor Strange soundtrack
It's not the only thing he copied

youtu.be/HSzx-zryEgM?t=36s

youtu.be/xUOI3NftfKI?t=1m9s

What a hack composer

Rich doesn't drink.

Jack was based.

RIP Jack Picard ;_;

>The real worst RLM member is Rich
can we get this jerk fired PLEASE

Only likeable people are Mike and Jay. They are all hacks though.

>AIDSMoby might be the cringiest, least funny human being ever though.
stop jarassing hack

Beardfat will never be RLM.

drunk jack is best jack