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Let's start with an oc.

What does it say?

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TO THE FAT UGLY MONGOLOID AT THE SWANS CONCERT TONIGHT

Everyone there hated you. You came crashing in like the fucking snow monster from Looney Toons and literally knocked a girl down on her face, then proceeded to jump around like a goddamn autistic child. Your beer belly hung out of your shirt and almost made me vomit. The guy next to you had to keep grabbing you and yelled in your fucking ear to go away. Everyone around you was exchanging dirty looks. Everyone wanted you gone, but you were probably too drunk to notice. YOU RUINED THE LAST FUCKING SONG OF THE SHOW.

I know you post on Sup Forums because you drunkenly yelled it to everyone while waiting to meet Michael Gira. And while you and your inbred hick family took turns high fiving and shouting "Swans are dead" Michael Gira looked at you and rolled his fucking eyes. EVEN MICHAEL GIRA HATES YOU.

Go die you absolute piece of shit, I wish I was able to go up to you and tell you yourself but you were too far away. You are an absolute retard and your complete lack of self awareness is astonishing. You fucking toad. You look like Meth Damon if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. You, a grown man, stomped around like the autistic kid did at middle school dances, during the fucking Glowing Man. You worm.You entered so many peoples lives in one night and every single one of them hate you. I talked to the guy next to you who was this close to punching you out and he just said that you're the biggest loser he's ever seen. Another woman called you a massive cunt. You fucking slime. I know that every one of those people went home and told their loved ones about you. Mocked your fat disgusting appearance. I need you to know this. You fucking shit stain. You are nothing more than a piglet. The amount of people that hate you while not even knowing your name is unreal. Your very existence is mediocre. Please go kill yourself.

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Surprised no one has pointed out this starts off with the same rhythm, power, and direction as Tom O’Bedlam, one of the greatest poems ever written.

>From the hag and hungry goblin

tfw any of my copypastas hasn't been successful

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What's the most popular music genre in Siberia?
Skrimo.

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Fuck this is the first one of these that really cracked me up.

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Have you noticed the microphones sample in lil peep's "white wine"?

>he actually listens to lil peep

of course hellboy is a great mixtape to listen to alone in your room when you want to die :)

Same with Beamerboy. Giving the beta dude some pitty exposure

Bump

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virgin and chad can be reversed and the points still stand. Terrible comic

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kek

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only funny one so far

>From Long Island
>Devils, not Isles, fan
This guy is a disgrace on multiple levels.

Classic

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Rush makes music for patricians

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heh, I remember that

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the OP is fake, btw

id rock that cover

lost

>Well that was fucking boring

slappadebass

>the shoe on his head

I unironically like that cover

this confirms it. Sup Forums is the least funny board on Sup Forums

i internally laughed personally

nothing
it's an empty cardboard dumbass

The only ones cringing at this are Scarrufi sheeps.

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I mean, isn't it?

cancer

kek

i mean led zeppelin is absolute garbage ngl

>Real Emo

t. nu-male

Haha this

Biggie still better tho

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fuck it's the wrong one

>topology jokes
Is this the real life.

Fucking saved

kek but one of their hands is fucked.

>that thread on Sup Forums
Kanye memes are top notch

lel

Maybe in 2012 this could've happened

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faggot

Ride the Lightning is better than anything Dream Theater has ever done.

i dont even like zeppelin but this makes me angry. What a bunch of annoying contrarian hipsters.