Somebody approved this

Somebody approved this.

It was me

That looks like the poster for an ABC Family Original film.

Did somebody paste some high schooler's history homework synopsis onto a fucking movie poster?

It has it all. Explosions, war, Nicolas Cage, sharks, waves, planes, ships, maps...

brb gonna watch it.

>5 Filipino crew members

nic cage has hit a new,even lower low

>not wanting to watch Nic Cage chew scenery
user...

don't you mean an even higher high

This.
You gotta laugh.

>including 5 Filipino crew members

Why was this even needed?

it's current year, don't want to be accused of having too many white people

Diversity quota

It's probably going to be marketed more for Flips than other countries

They wrecked a vintage Seaplane during the making of this.

>the guy just above the A in CAGE
He's just happy to be there

To be completely honest, they should include a synopsis like that in every movie poster.

I thought he was making a comeback with Joe. He was excellent in that movie. The fuck Cage? You prove you still have acting chops yet stoop to lows like this? I'm gonna cry. My favorite Cage movies are Bringing Out the Dead and Leaving Las Vegas. He has a really good track record. I want old Cage back. ;_;

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Cage has literally /always/ been defined by his dizzying highs and depth-plumbing lows
He's the biggest Hollywood star with no track record to speak of
Peaks and troughs all the way down baby

Does he care? How is he when they interview him for these POS movies?

Sup Forums isn't your friend simulator. Just go on fucking youtube and type Nic Cage interview.

This, Dog Eat Dog looks good and that comes out in a few days. He doesn't give a shit.

no that would be that left behind movie

rude

>including 5 filipino crew members

kek

>just type the whole story of the movie on the poster

Dead on arrival.

rude

They're all that's important
fuck those 1195 fucking white males.
what the fuck did they every do???

>WE EVEN HID A MICROPHONE UNDER A FILIPINO CREWMEMBER