Hey slash bee slash

Hey slash bee slash
At Disneyland Paris, what do?

rape the kids

White or black?

Commit a mass shooting. Think of the Facebook likes.

Left my AR-15 in my hotel room :(

Bump for potential

Masturbate behind the tree watching kids

Real men involve the kids

Kill yourself by jumping off of the highest position possible into the most crowded area.

So highest possible or most crowded?

highest spot then aim for the most crowded spot you can from that vantage

Ok. Looking around for a high area

Ah darn! proper rookies mistake there

Was planning to get people as they were walking out of Disneyland. Never thought about doing it inside

take a mickey mouse rule 34 pic,
go to a "instant shirt print shop",
get a shirt, wear it.

your 34 digits approve.

This

Where be an instant print shop? It's my final day here and I can't leave without having to pay to get back in

ok britfag, take some ultra british pics to piss of the frogs.

Put on speakers girl moaning loud speakers near group of kids

take a regular shirt and draw on it with a sharpie.
it's not that hard, and it doesnt need to be perfect to get results.
bonus points if shirt is a regular shirt from the giftshop there,
"enhanced" with sharpie

>ultra british pics

No sharpie

>what do?
Allahu akbar, my friend
rent a truck of peace and drive through some crowds

scream I HAVE A BOMB and ALLAHU AKBAR

Don't have a driver's license, but I can just let Allah guide me

Go grab Minnie's ass and flirt with the little mermaid

At the same time?

Piss your self and just spend all day not giving a fuck.

I'll leave that up to you

Ask Goofy if he is your dad and don't accept No as an answer.

Hyperspace Mountain is cool , you should try it

Do not buy anything

fashion a knife
start stabbing
say Sup Forums made you do it
live a life of comfort

Throw bread at the Donald Duck mascot and say you thought he looked hungry.

THIS!!!!

Dress in ratty Jew rags and request asylum from the nazis.

Clarice is way cuter

It's cold as fuck. I don't wanna freeze

Can't find that motherfucker

Already tried it, was probably the best in the park

Nothing, apart from food

A life of comfort sounds inviting

escape into the bushes and see what you can get away with

those are some bedroom eyes if I've ever seen some, she want's the D badly

Would love to. Unfortunately don't have bread, and theres not really anywhere I can buy some

Walk around making really loud fart noises near small children, putting your hand down your pants and then sniffing your index finger.

Tell security that you saw a kid wandering around alone crying, but that you lost track of him around a corner or something before you could ask if he was okay.

I'm hearing an awful lot of "I caaan't" from you, OP.
How about you save us some time and just give us a list of what few things you are willing to do.

Ok.

• Anything that involves me leaving the park to buy stuff. If I can buy it in the park, I'll go ahead and do that

Going to do that now. I'm in a queue at the moment, should be out in like 10 minutes

Pics

go to crowded area
scream allahu akbar and throw your backpack in crowd
bonus points if you film it

Of me in the queue, or of me doing it. Wiping out my phone during a conversation would look a bit fishy

Disneyland Paris is the worst amusement park ever.

Parc Astérix is way better, or even Europapark if you do fancy a drive

Anything and everything. Give us the holiday slideshow treatment. Keeping your phone recording while you're talking to them and posting it would be boss.

This

OP, are you actually going to do anything or are you just a faggot? Wait, no need to answer.....

commit suicide

Put a chip up your nose and walk around like you don't notice it.

Cool thread, op.

OP GTFO when he reliased he had to deliver