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Who would've thought the first post would be so gut-wrenchingly funny?

*croak*

Once Novembers ends this general might see some life again but on the other hand all the black fags will come back so I don't know how to feel about this.

So did he actually eat someone's shit on tour

Bm is the only genre worth visiting /metal/ for. Stop being a tourist

t. nu-male

The problem is that the Black Metal people are the only people who use this general. Luckily, they're alright. It's the people in the OTHER metal thread who aren't /metal/ regulars that are pure fucking tourism.

Well, he is a fan of getting his own pooper destroyed, I wouldn't be surprised.

Why is Cathedral's album art so unsettling

Terribly overrated

Atheist had Piece of Time two years earlier and Prodigal Sun by Afflicted came out the same year as The Red..., blowing it the fuck out

>vocalist goes UGH or OH
What riff plays next?

>Piece of Time better than Red in the Sky

What do you mean, "I couldn't be the President
Of the United States of America"?

0-000-0-000-00-0-0

>mfw nofap day 7

I did 15 days of nofap once a few years ago and I have no idea how I made it. I can't even sleep right unless I beat one off before bed.

Just IMAGINE if Dave Mustaine was the president...
He's so American, it would work. He would be like the Donald Trump we all actually wanted, since he's legitimately on board with Alex Jones stuff and is funny as hell.

>nofap

ayo children we wuz Metallica n shit then Hetfield stole all our riffs

Anything you'd add to this list? Beside Morbid Saint

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Sacred Reich and Ulysses Siren

Also Vektor - Terminal Redux

You forgot to put the name of that Evildead album in the Random Recommendations section

Also, you should include a category for Brazilian thrash

dude i didn't make the chart. It's from Sup Forums wiki

HEAVY METAL
OR NO METAL AT ALL

NU-MALES AND ART HOES
LEAVE THE HALL

explicitly define nu male and art hoe

Those who have not heard the call and thus must leave the hall.

a visual guide to browsing /meal/

can anyone explain me without using memes why masturbation is bad?

if you dont like wanomar youre a fucking poser

is preacher finally dead

because it isn't
people want to blame all their sex and social life failures on masturbation, so they convince themselves and others they'll become alpha chads and develop superpowers when they stop fapping
It's just false flagging a symptom of beta for a cause of beta

мaяoшaя
jokes aside I don't hate manowar. I hate people who like manowar

the only way to tell a falsie from a true metal warrior is whether or not they like manowar

muh spider chord

IF YOU ARE NUMALE OR ART HOE DON'T ENTRY
BECAUSE YOU'LL BE BURNED AND DIED

Manowar is literally gay

I mean look at that face. Doesn't it just say "shiteater" to you?

*teleports behind you*

>Not posting the picture of him holding an actual katana

youtu.be/bHYXR41B8Yo?t=1315

Go away turd burglar. Take the gay farming tools with you.

>why masturbation is bad?
Because if you don't masturbate for really long periods of time, you'll get so desperate you'd want to fuck anything, even the hambeast feminists who started the whole no-fap meme.

>"its interestink you note thatt, because az I saidd, *dramatic pause* …az I saidd, weaponss used to be farmink toolls…"
>2 hours of autistic explanations follow

Speaking of Blind Guardian, which are better, 2007 remasters or 2013 A Traveler's Guide to Space and Time remasters?

actually talking about the two tools next to him :DDD

Varg said you're intended to fall asleep to his albums
I guess this also applies to his videos

post shit tier lyrics
>It just ain't that way
>hey, hey, hey,
>can you hear me say

Bathory: 9
Black Sabbath: 8
Iron Maiden: 8
Judas Priest: 7
Death: 7
Opeth: 6
Slayer: 5
Candlemass: 5
King Diamond: 5
Emperor: 5
Isis: 5
Edge of Sanity: 5
Metallica: 4
Pentagram: 4
Motorhead: 4
Immolation: 4
Immortal: 4
Agalloch: 4
Burzum: 4
Alice in Chains: 4
Megadeth: 3
Rainbow: 3
Morbid Angel: 3
Sepultura: 3
Atheist: 3
Autopsy: 3
Kyuss: 3
Dark Angel: 3
Mercyful Fate: 2
Dio: 2
Dissection: 2
Crimson Glory: 2
Dismember: 2
Mayhem: 1

>Kyuss
>Isis
>Opeth

The main problem with metal today is that bands no longer dress like this

>can you hear me say
I really hate this fucking line

"You're given from the great old ones
The music in your hands is a bastion
Why me? Tell me, out there.
Isn't it deceit, man? Pay the price.
Believe me, I'm too weak.
You've got inner strength, man. Ability's your might
Deceive me! Take my doubts away.
You've got no choice, man. It's the only way!
What should I think of this?
'cause much too many have failed this way"

>my lifestyle determines my deathstyle

that's god tier poetry though

Pleasure to kill should be replaced by Endless Pain.

>forgive me master, just this ine time... I have to go all out

reminder

I think there was one band that had bazooka n scene
can't find photo though

reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/7b0dg7/hey_guys_i_saw_this_image_with_a_few_records_i/
which one of you fags is this

Does "Progressive Grindcore" exist?

same as speed doom

Try Cephalic Carnage's Lucid Interval

youtube.com/watch?v=jIzAf6SZe9E

!T.O.O.H.!
Dream Death

Anyone here seeing Dying Fetus tomorrow?

>Dream Death
I thought you meant a genre merging dream pop and DM

honestly that sounds interesting

tic,toc,tic,toc,tic,toc,frantic

>Bilinda Butchery

hell no, wouldn't want to accidentally fuck with them

>my bloody coffin
>the velvet disembowelment
rad

Gridlink

Actually I can't hold my mental trauma from listening to Manowar anymore
>Battle hymns did sound the call
>You came to our side
>You heard true metal
>Into glory ride
just

the only question, how the fuck do you even do that
shoegaze is a merge of opposites already, but this is next level of that

blackgaze is a thing already, how isn't deathgaze a thing yet

>deathgaze
Isn't that a Final Fantasy boss?

>deathgaze

Any recs for melancholic death metal that's NOT melodeath? This is the only death metal album that i would call melancholic.

>The Chasm
God damn that's something I haven't seen in a while. I remember it being a huge FOTM back in Metal Archives like 10 years ago.

Portal albums

how isn't SLAMgaze a thing yet?

>extinct
>like a dinosaur

some parts of some slower songs by Portal/Impetuous Ritual kind of get there. Just total wall of sound murky shredding.

Some people do nofap as a test of willpower, not because they think it's bad.

Reminder

Why is broken English so repellant to nu-males

The Chasm is still only mentioned by elitists, but also still very good

>Blasphemy
>broken English

The entirety of the Black/Death "war metal" subgenre is anti-numale

some of them infiltrate the genre though, but don't last long. Whore of Bethlehem used to have a socialist numale on vocals, but that ship sailed very quickly

I don't like black people, fuck off.

NoFap should really be NoPorn. Jerking it too much fucks with your Dopamine levels which has adverse effects that work themselves out quickly if you refrain for a short period of time. Porn however can have long-term effects on your mind. A lot of the NoFap crowd say they basically can't get hard unless they watch porn.

...

I always thought that porn addiction thing was way blown out of proportion, I watch a lot of porn and I can still jack using only my imagination easily. Besides, if I stop watching porn I have no withdrawal symptons, so calling it an addiction is sensationalist IMO.

youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

thats right goy. stop watching porn and marry that slut christy and raise her 4 half nigger kids

Every time I listen to Filofsem I fall asleep during the ambient track and wake up before it ends.

>old men and young boys