NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW

>be 30
>dead end job, 30k a year, zero promotion
>wondering how I got here
>go on random tinder date
>good looking girl, bad personality
>date goes OK though, we get drunk
>go back to hers
>0/10 personality has 10/10 body
>5"2, tiny waist, big hips, DD tits
>decide why not 2nd date
>2nd date learn she earns 100K a year
>from rich family and building own house
>get drunk again
>tells me she's never felt this way about a date in a long, long time
>go on 3rd date
>still think her personality is -1/10
>tells me she's crazy about me
>decide to see where it goes
>fast forward one year later
>live together
>build home with token 10k contribution
>65" 4K tv lifestyle, 4 bedroom home, plans to go on month trip to Japan
>she's madly in love with me
>lying in bed at night think about how boring she is, personality has crept to 2/10
>but that 100k year, free house, living in luxury, suggestion that she wants kids
>tells me it would make sense for me to quit job and be stay-at-home dad
>initial feelings of overwhelming horror
>then realise this is my golden ticket

>she is now pregnant with kid, i have no job, stay at home all day cleaning house, cooking, playing Overwatch
>realise it's actually pretty fucking great

>mfw total failure in life and end up with 10/10 woman and lifestyle paid for
>drown feelings of regret of not finding 'the one' in expensive vodka most nights

Honestly it's not so bad guys.

0/10. Didn't rhyme at all

whats so bad about her personality?

lrn2belair

Would like to know this

She's just really boring. Not very funny, no sense of humor, doesn't 'get' me at all really either.

She tells me I'm hilarious and make her laugh all the time, which is why she loves me, but I find her as funny as paint drying.

She's just not much fun, ever, unless she's had a load to drink (which is really rare)

Swap drowning your problems to smoking them away. Same sameeeeeee. Except mine is 7/10 chubber with like 3.5/10 personality. She's down for mff 3sums with our girlfriend. My biggest problem is finding enough video games to play.

Just for that she is 1/10?
Is she even nice?

If shes not "Funny" does not mean that is her whole personality.


>btw impliying womans has sense of humor

Having a kid is not something to take lightly. Biggest decision in your life. 20 year commitment.

I had that same problem until I started playing Overwatch. It's now my daytime life, six hours solid a day.

Mine is physically a 10/10 but I'd trade it straight away for what you have.

Also she hates smoking so no can do.

She has only ever had one boyfriend her whole life so that makes sense.

>Having a kid on a no love marriage

I got the kid though.
I can't stand shooters and had a bad stint with wow as a teenager. I don't trust myself with carrot on a stick games. Destiny 2 almost got me.

You know whats funny guys?
Fuck a gay

Literally you right now buddy.

You lucky mofo

You are a gold digger now ...

>she is now pregnant with kid, i have no job, stay at home all day cleaning house, cooking, playing Overwatch
>realise it's actually pretty fucking great

Sounds bretty good my friend. Just have to put up with the wife and the kid.

>impliying
>implying

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Perhaps you might understand one way, but
Everyone is different
Nothing is true, everything is permitted
Tomorrow, even you may find yourself in an awakened state
Humans are connected to things which most filter perceptively
Everyone can attain great consciousness, however
Demons are real also
Open the gate of the mind
Once opened though, there is no going back
Really, you need not seek the way for you are on the path
Guns, abortions, politics
Everyday distractions to keep us from the one thing
The discovery of the means of self actualization
Once you see what the powers that be are up to, you will be on your way to understanding
No one should be subjected to the beast system
Time and time again for eons
History repeats itself
Every time, there is a turning point, a chance to end the cycle
Freedom hasn't happened for this world yet though
Lucifer is just a name for an entity functioning on a level you can't see
One of many names
Only through developing the inner abilities will people like you ever see
Reality is not what it seems
Energy is wasted on the mundane
Vision is intentionally obscured
Even when you are shown you disbelieve
Revelations are not easy to contend with
Your young minds are corrupted by technology
By the time you awake, it could be too late
Once again, the cycle continues
Dreaming of useless material gain
Your lives slip away while you chase nothing
When will you ever learn?
Almost no one cares
Life is not your body
Killing is the most profitable business on this planet
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Everyone here is a prisoner
Damnation is what you are now experiencing
If you ever hope to be free you must change your ways
Not many are devoted enough to gain the knowledge to escape
Only a select few, will you join them?
Somehow I don't think you will
Anyways, this is not the forum for this
Uncaring fools abound here
Really, I don't know why I even bother

Man you're living the dream

always have a backup plan just in case you never know women....

Yeah the kid parts going to be interesting.

She came home the other day, asked me how my day went

>slid from gold to silver in competitive on last day of season

"oh....it was great, how was yours"

/thread

As long as you’re happy I guess, I know you’re just trying to polish a turd. Can’t help but feel like this is still a really depressing life to live, if it were me at least I would be really unhappy. To each their own OP, at least you’re enjoying yourself somewhat

how could anyone's personality be that bad? is she a stupid basic bitch with a squeaky voice or something? even then that's a 4/10 in my book

do some edgy shit together or watch movies or whatever you're into to build up similar outlook

leave your fake life and do something that requires you to be braver op, you will regret it when you are dying and you look back at how you spent the one life you had.

Hence the drinking some nights just to try and not think about that part. I don't think about it much during the day when I'm happy hanging out, or when she's around.

She has a boring, bland personality but she's very open in bed so that part is good too.

We get on fine, she's just....boring. But then I have other plus sides like amazing trips abroad and seeing things and going places I'd never afford otherwise.

Yeah....it's all a bit messed up. Some nights I have a few drinks and it all seems totally fine, other nights I have a few drinks and I feel trapped and miserable.

i still don't get how someone can be so boring to such an extent that it heavily impacts your relationship

don't break up, you probably don't spend enough time together

1. stop drinking it away, it's not going to go
2. on second thought, if she's so hot and she's got them sweet dollars... maybe it's hard to get something better out there, you're not 20 anymore

hard thing about life is that you'll regret it you just keep up with it and i think you will also regret it if you leave her, find a woman whose perosnality you like better but probably live a life a poorness, which will be harder to bear once you've tasted the honey

choose a path and stick to it user, good luck and congratulations on what you have now btw, it's a lot more of what many of us will ever get

also convince her into anal if you haven't already, you need to be able to sexually kink out all you want

Do you love her

I know, this is the connundrum I find myself in.

Leave...regret it forever. Don't leave...regret it forever.

I didn't need to convince her, she's into anal stuff. Not always actual sex but she likes having her butt played with a lot.

She's actually really sexually open. A sort of boring office type by day, demon in the bedroom. which helps.

yeah she's boring but ask yourself what you bring to the table?
she's providing in every aspect of your life, step up faggot

i wish all your ancestors, who probably fought hard and married ugly stinky hairy women to pass on their genes to you, could look at you and slap you in the mouth

Sort of. But not in that really genuine sort of way if that makes sense. Not in the way I know it can be from previous relationships.

wat

well this is the funny thing. She's forever telling people how great I am, how funny I am, how good I treat her, how she's so happy etc.

So from her POV I bring tons to the table.

Sounds more like it's you that's boring.
>Dead end job at 30
Where the fuck is your motivation?
>stay at home all day cleaning house, cooking, playing Overwatch
There's a world outside. If you're not interacting with people, if you're not leaving the house, if you don't have interesting hobbies, friends you socialise with, that's on you.
Should have gone on more holidays with her. Seen the world. Become a more rounded person.
Sounds like she's found what she wants to be happy. Sounds like you're a miserable cunt. Sounds like it's you with the problem projecting it on her

well I simplified it. I do have friends, and hobbies. I don't literally spend every waking moment playing games.

I'm not concerned about that stuff really.

yeah but deep down you know you don't because you are doubting her and going on Sup Forums to tell anons how your life is so hard you need to drink and stuff

she's just stupid enough and that's were your huge luck resides

(excuse the tone but you came here to get bold opinions i guess)

faggot actually living the dream and not being content with it

cool story bro.

Honestly it's a fair point.

I'm sitting here just having a few drinks watching McMafia, she's away for the night.

Sometimes it doesn't seem THAT bad. And it's not like you're wrong, in alot of way's it's her that's getting the bad deal but...she's genuinely happy.

sounds like depression bro

You fucking monster, you will break up for SURE. Being an unproductive fuck, accomplishing nothing, was not what you were wired for. You are going to get depressed and it is going to rot your relationship once she will not be able to deal with it anymore. And then you will have brought a kid in a shitty world in a broken family.

Just do yourself a favor and start putting money on the side...this is constellation waiting to crumble.

Let me get this straight OP
You have a
/10 looker
>>Madly in love with you
>>Providing for you
>>Bearing your children
>>Sexual demon in the bedroom
>>Giving you a great lifestyle

"But Her personality is boring, waaaah my life is so hard"

Holy fuck nuggets you tremendous faggot. Love is not a feeling it is an act of the will. Relationships take work, no matter who you marry there will be days where loving them will Take EFFORT. Man up and start to love this woman and treat the relationship like the precious thing it is or fucking neck yourself and make it look like an accident for her sake.

T. triggered happily married oldfag

Pics of preggo tits

Yeah....I know how it sounds. That gut feeling won't go away though.

Ive been a stay at home dad for 3 years, its not that bad

So? Then he get alimony. Gets $$$ and then no boring wife. Win Win
just give it a few more years

Aha, no way. She's not long pregnant so I haven't really noticed much difference.

You realize that stay at home dads aren't that uncommon anymore, right gramps?

>Something is not uncommon anymore
>This something is good

Find a hobby or become some kind of tiger mom so your kids grow up to somebody that's not a failure like you.

>raising kids
>unproductive
>depending on pinheads like you for validation
fuck off

I'm in a similar situation but I genuinely love my wife, and we don't have kids. Nor will we.
Be careful to maintain friendships with your buddies OP. The big danger in this lifestyle is you lose touch with pals, you live such a different life to all the guys you know that its easy to get left out of their plans at weekends and such like. Also, I can see a point in your position when the kid comes along and your only company will be the ante/post natal group you meet, all of whom will be women, and they may not necessarily make a guy welcome into the ladies that lunch lifestyle.

>Implying your morals are objective and everyone should follow them
Oh wow.

>Implying I'm based on moral and not on biology

He is not raising kid atm retard.
> Daddy what did you do with your life ?
> I raised you full time honey it's a really hard work !
God damn

this 100x, op you don't deserve this

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This. Honestly, this.

replace that vodka with some weed and bro you have the life I wanna live

She hates smoking. I have a few friends who smoke and when they come over we smoke outside but I feel I wouldn't get away with it on an ongoing basis.

Let's have a look at this 10/10 wench then OP.

YES

Your still a nigger though.

Welcome to the club, congrats brother living the dream. Im looking forward to playing sea of theives for the next year or two. Wagecucks BTFO

Nice, maybe suggest DMT next time sperglord. Some people arent ready for that knowledge and you probably set them back from self realisation with doubt, seriously congratulations on that.

Not that user, but I think you missed something there guy

Bump

OP here. Why bump? I think we're done here. I'm well into the vodka and accepting of my life.

OP, good for you. You do you man

Getting drunk and watching McMafia. I recommend you all watch it. Great crime show.

Sounds like a documentary but it's not, real gritty show about Russian crime.

post pic of your cashcow then op

A 1/10 personality is not boring
A 1/10 personality sends shivers down your spine and makes you cringe
A 1/10 trys to murder you in your sleep

>5"2, tiny waist, big hips, DD tits
johntravolta.gif

Unlike JT I'm neither gay nor into scientology.

This

as in the reaction gif of him looking round confused, as if to say, "OP mentioned his wife's great big tits, where the fuck are the pictures?"

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