Post some interesting stories about your sexual contacts. Any chick, random sex or shit like that

Post some interesting stories about your sexual contacts. Any chick, random sex or shit like that.

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I've had sex with a deaf girl, if anyone wants to know about that experience.

Oh yeah, that sounds interesting

Anything in particular you want to know?

Just start greentexting

like, overall how it looks.

if any1 want I can greentext some sex stories about me and my ex. normal stuff i guess, but there are some fucked up moments that we had.
//OP

What kinds of sounds did she make?
Deaf people talking sounds like they've got a mouth full of cock already

Oh yea we wanna hear the normal stuff
Tell us about how her bra clasp was in back

>She looks like a normal girl
>Doesn't use hearing aids since she's 100% deaf
>It's very difficult to talk dirty with sign language

>First time we had sex she was quiet and mostly only made heavy breathing sounds, and a little yelp when I came
>I ate her out after our next date and she made a high-pitched "AHH" sound and a few normal sounding moans
>She hasn't sucked my cock yet

Had any issues in communication during sex?

Some. She can lip read so I can tell her when I'm close to cumming, but she can't tell me to slow down or stop since she puts her arms around me, so we have a "safe gesture."

ive never had sex and i'm 23
what do you want to hear?

are u even trying? or you're like nah, fuck it

thats cool. so, u hhad sex with her only few times right?

had lots of health problems in my youth up until surgery this year, so ive never really had the opportunity to try anything because i was always sick

I've only been going out with her a few weeks, we've had sex twice and I've gone down on her a few more times than that.

shiet. that sucks. i'm like 3 months without sex and goin crazy.

Dang this would be hot if I could have a taste. ;D

yeah ive never had sex so i have no idea what i'm missing out on.
it seems like something i'm interested in, but i have absolutely no idea how to flirt or pick up on body language since i have no actual dating experience and very little time spent around women growing up.
kinda makes it hard to even relate to people my age knowing i'm so far behind developmentally wise.
how do i pick up on these experiences in my last year of college?

i dont think im a good person to tell u that, cause i dont have like very much experience. But from my perspective, u just speak to one that u like and read her body language. if she is kinda interested in u, then just grab some topics that shes into, play it nice, and show her that you're caring, and into her.

Go on

>We were at my place and super horny
>my parents were in other room
im living in a flat btw like 44m2
>we decided to do it in bed in my room `cause why not
>we tried to be as quiet as we could
>shes on me and we are lying under quilt
i dont have any locks in doors in my room `cause i dont ever needed any
>In one moment my mom just walks into room and start talk to me
>she sees as
>"okay, maybe i should come back later"
>she got so scared that i couldnt pull it out till my cock got flaccid

No one else interested?

>had sex with an ex-gf of mine next to my friend having sex with his gf (my ex's friend). Was pretty hot, it turned into a competition to see who could make their gf moan louder.

>got blown in front of 20-ish people at a party and had some dude grab my dick out of her mouth and laugh about it. She kept going and everyone watched me cum on her.

>Had an awkward threesome with another ex and her friend. Ex got jealous half way in and left the room. Fucked her friend while she was gone and came on her thigh. Lied and said i sneezed. Bought it.

>Fucked an engaged girl and came inside her a couple weeks before her wedding.

I've also been pegged, have several home made porn videos of ex's still (from years ago), double vaginal penetrate my current gf on occasion, and some other weird shit I cant think of. I'm a sexual deviant.

Is that Jenna Marbles?

I am. Greentext how you met her and first date plox.

nice. I would like to do the same, but, everutime i flitr with a girl i just search for relationship not a random sex. and if shes not in my type i'm just acting like i dont care, not on purpose ofc

fuck her right in the pussy huh

>I've had sex with a deaf girl, if anyone wants to know about that experience.

Oh, I'd love yo HEAR all about it

Thats the best part of relationships though. Random hook ups are boring most of the time, relationships are when you get to be really freaky and do weird shit

How we met
>Gran is deaf from birth
>Learn sign language from age 4 so we can talk
>Fast forward to start of last university semester
>In English Literature class
>Assigned tutorial group, cute deaf girl in it, name's Katie
>She has a friend of hers interpret for her
>Friend asks me if I know where a particular room is
>I sign back where it is
>Katie smiles at me and signs enthusiastically "YOU CAN SIGN TOO!"
>We became friends since we could talk and i could help her communicate with the outside world
>Develop a crush on her

Cont.
>invite her over to my place
>she opens the door
>everyone walk the dinosaur

First date
>Fast forward to a few weeks ago
>I went up to her after class and signed to her that I liked her and asked if maybe she would want to go get coffee with me
>She smiled and signed back that she'd like that
>She asked if I was free and if I was, that we could go now
>Walk with her to a small coffee shop nearby
>She has her hand on my elbow when we cross the road to it
>Pay and sit down somewhere secluded since she's shy about people seeing her sign
>Tell her I think she's pretty
>She blushes and says nobody has told her that on a date before, and this was actually her first date at university
>Talk about each other for an hour
>Walk her to her next class, she gives me a hug as we say goodbye
>She says she had a nice time getting to know me and asked if I'd like to get lunch on Saturday
>Say yes as fast as I could sign with my shaking hands

Should I go on? I have one or two more stories if there's interest.

More?

You're pretty fucking slow.

Bite me.
Give me a minute.

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>tids

this is the cutest set up in the history of /b
i see a gruesome ending coming...

>Lied and said I sneezed

Is she deaf blind and retarded?

>be me
>match qt3.14 on tinder
> 8/10
>she messages first
>find out she’s a dancer
>whoawutkind.jpg
>stripper
>go on date for brunch cuz basic
>click throughout date
>go to my place after
>small talk and shit
>start smoking
>420no.png
>start getting frisky
>have some of the best sex of my life
>condom breaks
>go an buy some plan b because I busted inside after the condom broke the first time, and just said fuck it
>meet a couple more times
>try anal for the first time on her
>go on vacation (holiday for eurofags)
>come home and send text to her
>nothing
>try again a week later
>nothing
I actually caught some feels for her and I think that’s what drove her away, but she ended up ghosting me. Good experience overall. And yes, I’ve been tested since then. Am clean

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a really cute 12yo mormon girl quite a few times

Here's our second date and the night that followed
>Katie comes up to me the next day and says she has to cancel our lunch date since she's meeting her family
>She suggests we could get dinner sometime later in the week
>The following Tuesday I take her to a That restaurant she liked
>Ate dinner, talked about her family and learned more about her, paid, went on a walk before I walked her home
>She kisses me on her doorstep and says I can come in if I want
>End up making out on her bed after awkwardly passing her roommate on her way out
>Take my chance and slide my hand up her skirt and rub her thigh
>Katie smiles and guides my hand to her panties
>Slide them to the side and rub her pussy and then slide a finger in
>This goes on for a few minutes until she stops kissing me and pushed me back a bit
>She signs "Do you want to F-U-C-K M-E?", signing out the individual letters in "fuck me"
>Undress quickly and put on a condom as she takes off her dress
>Tell her if she wants me to slow down or stop she could tap my shoulder or slap me
>Get on top of her and gently slide myself into her as she wraps her arms around me
>Slowly fuck her, getting a little more quick as her breathing deepens
>She bites her lip and lets out a little yelp
>Cum
>Wipe off dick and kiss her softly
>Cuddle until we fall asleep

Cont. op it's good

its not op that writes this

//op

You want me to describe the morning after or the time I convinced her to let me go down on her?

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Both. Its fucking good.

cosplayers should be put in gas chambers

Continue pls

Morning after
>Wake up, Katie is asleep on my side with her head nuzzled under my chin
>I've got one arm around her resting on her waist, move her hair out of her face with the other
>She wakes up when I poked her nose
>She smiles and moves herself up and we kiss
>Ask er if she had fun, she says she's never felt so close to someone as she has to me
>We get up and she buys us donuts for breakfast
>Go to class together where she sits with her hand on my leg for the entire lecture
>Have to wait a minute to leave since I have a very visible erection.

The time I convinced her to let me go down on her
>When we had sex it wasn't my first time but it was hers
>I felt bad that I didn't make it special for her
>Tell her I want to make it up to her and make her feel special in the bedroom
>Friday before last we have dinner together again and we go back to her place again
>After we've make out on her bed for an hour, I tell her I'm going to go down on her and I'm not going to stop until she has an orgasm or two
>She says she likes the sound of that, but is worried that she hasn't shaved her pubes
>Tell her it doesn't bother me and to open her legs for me, or I'd open them myself
>Start off slow teasing her by kissing her thighs and nibbling on her lips
>Proceed to lick, suck, kiss and nipple every inch of her pussy until we're both soaked
>She grabs my hair and starts moaning quietly, so I slide a finger in
>Her breathing gets harder and faster, she starts gyrating her hips
>She lets out an "UUUGH" groan and goes limp
>Cuddle her up tightly and she falls asleep on top of me
>She gave me a handjob in the morning

I lost my virginity in a park s public bathroom in front of my puppy, obviously, without condom

someone wanna cap these?

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