>Your daughter brings home her jewish boyfriend for the first time
How do you react?
Your daughter brings home her jewish boyfriend for the first time
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Well I'm jewish so it wouldn't be a problem for me at all. Just as long as he wasn't a democrat is all I'd care about.
I show him to the bathroom to see if he recognizes any of his relatives among my soapbars.
>implying i will ever have children
tie them together on a bridge over a lake. shoot my daughter in the head and let her dead weight drown the joo.
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This, a million times.
P.S. In a completely straight way, I love you.
P.P.S. I'm a Christian, former atheist.
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
I invite him over for Purim and we blaze up before going to see the spiels. This year Beth Torah is doing a Star Wars themed one.
Do I need to translate that?
"How does it feel knowing you had your dick mutilated, user?"
Have a family reading of Mein Kampf
In America who isn’t mutilated?
Tell him that the shower is ready and the oven is good to go.
>P.P.S. I'm a Christian, former atheist.
what caused your brain damage?
remind her that this is what chairman Mao fought for and congratulate her
"Take that doily off your head while you are in my house you disrespectful shit"
Explains the general degeneracy of America then.
Give her one day to break it off. If she refuses, kick her out of the house. If she does not live at home, contact your lawyer & re-write your will.
She led him right to us.
At least he isn't black
Fire up the oven.
Ask him if he's a doctor, or a lawyer or a banker, or a movie producer. If neither, I disown daughter.
tell her to turn on the oven and that he smells and should go take a shower.
>Just as long as he wasn't a democrat is all I'd care about.
Blood for Israel confirmed
I just believe anything anyone tells me
show him the shower.
Tell him to take off his Jew helmet when he steps his Jew foot in my non-jew house
>thinking how the fuck he is alive since I only had children AFTER I exterminated his kind
That would be great I could use a weasel lawyer about now
He’s a Jew. He probably has money. You’re fucking yourself over.
He’s reform. Your move
Underrated
Gtfo
I'd be fine with it if he was cute, those Jews make some hotties sometimes. And I'd be extra fine with it if he was rich. Shame his dick will probs be ugly though, but she'll probably already be brainwashed into thinking it looks nice, so w/e.
As a former Jew turned Athiest, as long as he isn't one of those Orthodox crazies, or worse one of those crazy cult guys I'd be fine with him.
Be thankful its not a nigger or a mudslime.
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