I'm bored, so roast me boys

I'm bored, so roast me boys.

Half points for racism, let's me see some originality!

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Not even worth roasting, that's how insignificant you are.

you are a handsome gentleman and you deserve a loving partner

sleep more and get off this godawful place

Nice shirt, ya big gaybo.

I dislike people who don't know when you take a selfie, don't look at the mirror

Whats the point you already look dead inside

i think he was going for the look

Quads

You look good in horizontal stripes and I hope you're having a good day

I like your shirt, I like your clear skin

nigger

>roast me boys.
What's the point? You're already roasted

I like this preppy black guy thing going around. There was a guy on a few nights ago talking about the music of Fritz Kreisler.

When you get hard does your dick point up, out, or down?

Have a good day

If you hung out with me (nerd white guy) would your friends beat you up?

the fresh prince wants his haircut back.
and Carlton wants his sweater

I don't want to diss you nigga, you could be my potential homie from the hood, ayyo let's go pop some caps

What are friends? They went their own separate ways when we gradated.

That sucks man. Are you lonely?

I would love to lick you eyeballs.

let me buy some weed homie

I quit smoking weed.

...

Fuck it would really suck to be black in some ways. White people assuming you're angry and best avoided and that you need a fucking handout in order to get by. Other black people forcing you to take sides in everything. Can't wear a fucking sweater without people bringing race into it. Nerd white guys asking you about your dick constantly. That would get old fast

It goes to the right, actually.

Trump supporter?

pics?

do eat weed? it's like 4 times stronger when you make edibles with it and that shit lasts like all day.
why would you stop when it feels amazing

I just learned to act nonchalant. If you act like you don't give a fuck long enough you eventually don't.

I support no one and I support everyone.

Cool you can tell I'm interested. :) If you were wearing basketball shorts, like thin or shiny kind, and no underwear, would your dick be super obvious or would it be like this:
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That video turns me on so much I don't know why

No thanks. I'm not comfortable with posting my Wong on Sup Forums just yet.

I'm trying to get a job. Last thing I need is a failed drug test on my file.

Ok fair enough. Politics in USA is so emotional right now. People are super emotional and cut each other off.

If you told your Mom some personal stuff that's going on in your life right now, would she still love you?

It's just that everyone makes a good point every now and then, so what's the point of choosing sides?

Of course, I'd trust my mother with my life, she's a pharmacy technician.

Kill yourself you degenerate filth.

Gay? Bi? Straight?

Awesome :D

Straight, sorry if you're a dude. ;)

i used to smoke weed everyday and when i had drug tests for jobs i would stop smoking 3 days before the tests and i passed them all. just drink a shitton of water for those 3 days and if you have a high metabolism it is even more in your favor to pass, just make sure on the day of the test you have to pee 3 times before the test.

Shit the fuck up faggot nigger

lol what do you smell like? Are you one of these black dudes who puts baby powder everywhere?

I got you OP, you're welcome.

Nah, coconut oil and Shea butter.

As a white man. Do me this favor. Pull your pants up. Tuck your shirt in. Get a job, education. Vote republican. Die a successful black man at an OLD age.
Be the one that stands up to the degenracy that plagues your race

You can be a straight guy and still do faggy things. I could give you incredible head

You are a nigger faggot

Look at the camera you shithead. I don't know what dumb gesture you're making but unless that's the univeral sign for "I'm a huge faggot" cut it out.

You look like a respectable person, but get some fucking sleep. I could store groceries in the bags under your eyes.

Why do you look like a discount IshDarr with fetal alcohol syndrome?

Sagging pants are gay and I prefer business attire, hell I'd wear casual Friday clothes everyday if I had the choice.

Hello I am straight and can you give me some "head"?

What do you make of Dave Chappell's remark that every black guy in America is bilingual: "We speak street vernacular, and job interview."

OP has some nice, fat, dick suckin bongo lips.

Plus this pic was posted on Sup Forums more than once recently. Piss poor nigger troll is piss poor.

Insomnia sucks, man.

I might get you really drunk or high first.

Fucking unchecked dubs everywhere....

How? I need proof cause this is my first time posting this pic of me on Sup Forums.

You'd love it.

Do you think America would have more social cohesion if there were mandatory military service for all young men?

True asf. But I prefer to speak properly rather than retardedly to my ghetto counterparts.

Do you know where I can cocaine?

>How? I need proof cause this is my first time posting this pic of me on Sup Forums.

Reverse image search you fucking dumbass nigger fool.

Haha! You sure roasted him, my fellow Sup Forumstard!

No. The real problem lies in what philosophies and beliefs we were brought up with in our childhoods. I was told that all white people were racists, and frankly that isn't true. The fact that that statement was made was the upbringings of said white people. Plus the military is corrupt.

Ok. I get that and we would probably sound like each other. But there must be 2 super-annoying things that arise from your preference to speak properly: 1. non-ghetto counterparts that insist on speaking to you in ghetto... 2. ghetto counterparts that resent the way you speak.

What's that like?

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I bet your parents are almost as disappointed in you as they are with the broken condom that caused you.

Have you watched any of Jordan Peterson's videos on youtube?

Dude, you need to get more sleep than you're getting. It's obvious from those bags under your eyes.

Also, you just have a very upset looking visage. I hope you feel better about yourself soon. Pic related, look up "thousand yard stare"

Underrated

For 1 I'd say I'd speak properly anyways to show them I'm not your run of the mill guy and you should speak to me with respect.

And with 2, it's an opinion, nothing more. If they have problems with the way I'm speaking they can kindly leave me be. No tears shed on my side lel.

Not the guy you're talking to but mad props to Jordan Peterson.

You look depressed.
I don't know I got nothin.

I love JP. Sometimes I worry that he falls into the same traps the Hitchens brothers fall into. Take a good point so far it becomes hard to live with.

>Mobile. Ss results

This look familiar?
Anonymous ID:mhQNxtAX Sat 24 Feb 2018 13:59:42 No.161776432 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >I have a question Sup Forums. It's my first time posting in this board and I need your help or opinion.

>Made an AMA thread on Sup Forums
>Typical shit, "nigger, what's it like knowing your people..., Etc”

>This next question made me think.

>"What's your political standpoint, user?"

>I said I don't have a "side" when it comes to politics, since I look at shit from the sidelines, and everybody makes at least one good point.

>So is it like normal to have to side? Are there even terms to this?

>Does me being black have anything to do with it?

>Help.

Your post pic was attached, you lying sack of shit nigger faggot fool.

OP doesn't fit into the box anyone has made for him I think. He'll look vaguely pissed off until he's about 30, 35, then he'll be fine. As long as he RELAXES and accepts the occasional blow job from nice men from time to time.

Oh shit I did make that thread like 2 days ago.

But that's me I promise you.

He's level headed enough to not go that route, don't you think? Man, I wish he did clinical psychology. I'd call his office up as soon as I could.

I took several selfies that day. My phone is trash so my camera doesn't work, so might as well recycle.

Sometimes I wonder why any black people would be dumb enough to browse Sup Forums, but then I remember that they must be truly desperate losers to cuck themselves to a community that for the most part hates them.

OP is not only a black faggot, but a cuck as well, the unholy triple alliance of shame in the black community today.

Other than that, I guess you look alright, though you could do with a fucking smile here and there, you fucking cuck.

>Oh shit I did make that thread like 2 days ago.

Hurr durr, Just like I fucking told you, lying nigger fool.

Dude you can just say OP IS A FAG

Are you happy?

You look like the real life version of Skeeter.

Bruh I dropped a kek

Neutral.

underrated checking

DID HE JUS DO DA DAP?!?!??!?!??!

Alright sounds good when can we meet and I will let you blow me

I didn't know honestly forgetting something was equivalent to lying.

The more you know.

Well, that vice interview a week or two ago didn't go too well. I think he made good points about the purpose of makeup and lipstick, but the points are weird enough that without context they make him sound like a freak.

When the chill winds of death round you steal,
And the sweat on your brow’s damp and cold,
What a dread in your life you would feel,
If the light has gone out in your soul.

Oh, just think how in death you will feel,
With the light growing dim in your soul;
Oh, how lonely it'll be, oh, how still!
If the light has gone out in your soul.

OP do you have any more ghetto-ish clothes you could put on for us?? Like soulja boy wearing shiny pants kind of look, or XXXtentacion or something

July 1st?

Beautiful and cynical

Oh man. I haven't seen the interview but I can see how that would happen. I really hope he stays at least vaguely in public focus and doesn't become "disgraced" as so many do. He's spot on about the problems with young men. I'm a 23 year old dude and he's definitely right about a lot of things in my upbringing.