Ok Sup Forums, a chad at school wants to fight me because of a rumor that he fucked another man...

Ok Sup Forums, a chad at school wants to fight me because of a rumor that he fucked another man. I didn't start the rumor but somebody told him i did. What do?

break his pretty chad nose

he still might beat your ass tho

Fight him?

have sex with him, to make the rumor the truth

underage b8

just learn how to throw a good punch and sucker punch the bitch

Take a bat to his head

Fuck him in the ass.

Tell him to suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole. Or fight him and man up. Probably'll happen anyway if you do the former.

You're going to lose if you fight fair,its better to get a reputation as a dirty fighter than as a bitch that got his head kicked in. Go crazy on this motherfucker and no one will fuck with you!

Tell your friends to break you up after youve punched him.

>sucker punch
>the bitch
Not sure you know who is the bitch in your solution

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>fight him
>win
>ascend to chadship

>dont fight him
>he calls u a pussy
>tell him at least u dont fuck dudes
>????
>profit

Start telling everyone that the man you fucked was chad and he’s threatening to fight you becasuse he’s worried you’re going to tell.

I cant fight him because i don't wanna get kicked off the track team. He's not that muscular of a person anyways. He's actually quite a pussy. He cried publicly on multiple occasions.

If I give you guys his info, like Instagram and phone number, can you mess him up and give him a little scare.

sucker puching someone who wants to fight you to prove his masculinity is fair honestly

go to school with striper clothes
when u see him trying to start the fight u get naked and go for him

meet him at the fight spot and be like
>bb it doesnt have to be this way
>they'll never understand our love
>help! domestic abuse!

Fight, Pussy.

But not fair. Bring a padlock on a chain or brass knuckles or something. Fuck him up.

Spend the rest of the evening mastering the satsui no hado and the futae no kiwami, together.

If that fails, bring pocket-sand.

then dont fight him unless he swings on you

Don't be retarded, everyone is going to tell him that guy you want to beat up put your info on Sup Forums then he's really gonna fuck you up.

This user almost has it right. But for real, if you start stripping down during the fight, the Chad will become scared of homosexuality and run away. You don't have to get naked, just start stripping down at a fast enough pace to scare him.

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Post a vague facebook status about how your lover doesn't want to come out of the closet and you fear him being violent because he can't handle the passion

Literally this

Just don't give a fuck. Don't pay attention to any rumors. Pretend they're not going around. Just remember you're only going to do something if he tries something first. Should you happen to end up in a fight, aim for the solar plexus, uppercut fashion, don't stop blocking your face.

there are no rules to fighting, if you think otherwise you're at a disadvantage

^ Don't listen to this guy.

you dont actually have to fight him, most people dont give a shit. but if he beats u up, wait a few months and light his house on fire, maybe poison his dog.

this
everyone will think your hilarious and he will look dumb as fuck.

Sure, but you can fuck a hot chick, or have a wank. Nobody knows but you, if you can live with being a cheap shoting nigger.

But hey, you got 3 guys trying to bash you an a dark ally? Kick all the nutsacks you

However user already convinced me to redact my assessment

This though it'd be a good idea to get some of your mates in on it 1st to help ensure it doesnt backfire and make you look like a pervert.

Fuck him?

yeah totally post his info

How about just talking to him about these being false allegation ? Surely, he could understand that you might have enemy who ploy against you ?

Underage go to bed

Dude wants to fight you over a rumor? He's looking to bully you for cred.

Sounds like you're still in school and young enough for a ban.

Start a rumor that the the toughest chad will chad up his face if he hits you

Buy an ak-15.

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Pay a gay kid to say that Chad fuck him. Go to the fight and try to dodge every attack you can until he gets tired and kick his ass but say you where defending your self. That's how I got away with a fight

if there are no rules made before the fight and both parties dont agree to fight its pankration.
op should go for the throat and squeeze til the windpipe breaks

Suck dat priest dick yo!!

Tell him you're going to help him get to the bottom of this shit and that's it's bullshit that somebody would spread slander about him.
Assure him that you really just want to help him fix this by finding out who actually spread the rumor.
I know this is probably bait but whatever man

Tell him you don't fight fags because you don't want AIDS when he bleeds all over you.

If you're on the track team, you should be able to run from him, but be sure you turn around, unzip, and wag your dick at him while screaming WOOOOOO!!!! This is what you want, HUH??!!!????

Everyone will laugh, and you'll be legend.

Or just suck the chads massive balls dry

Hell yeah give is his info well smooth this whole thing over

balls are actually pretty hard to get to, would not advise going for them unless your hands are locked with his or ur close enough to get a knee in

It's all fun and games til your balls get snagged in your zipper, though.
Don't fuck about with your dick out.

obviously start telling people he wants to meet you for a fight because he's gay and wants to feel you up like a faggot. then tell people's he's just mad you fucked his mom and not him last week.

advice from a bad ass who never lost a fight because I refused to fight and just laughed the whole time calling them faggots while they best my ass. if you stand and laugh the whole time and keep talking shit the crowed will side with you no matter what.

Fight him but right before the fight starts have an autismo attack and start screeching and releasing your inner autism

Who even fights with jeans?
That's el problemo uno

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Underrated post

NYPA faggot but post his info anyway, we don't give a damn about your pussy story. Might fuck with him for the lulz tho.

This is literally the moments you will regret in your future life and when you have kids. If you know you should fight him, fight him. Just bring a knife and make sure it's not on school grounds else you'll be bye bye. Meet him on your own terms at his place or in pbulic and tell that nigger if he wants to fight then fight, no crowd or nothing but if he wants to resolve the rumor, you'll wait for his explaining and then stab that bitch nigger.
>forget the stab unless you like jail and tyrone

Tell him its someone else, fixed.

kick him ass, you will become popular

fuck him and then its not a rumor any more

>NYPA

Tell the FBI jews he has a gun

Also, you can hire some faggot to do the bullying for you. Post on craigslist and have them beat up some kid on his way back home.

rape, if you can't, double-rape, and if you can't, well, you're fucked

I don’t know user, more like he isn’t fucked.

he did it for the electronical implant for his ear, i wouldnt fight him now since he has the protection of the shadow society and they will fuck your life up if you win a fight against him, be careful those are really dangerous bisexuals

this is your best track for, not losing, not getting suspended, keeping your respect, being epic. basically do whatever people don't expect but don't fight and don't be a pussy either

don't be a pussy

delightfully devilish user

>rumor that he fucked another man
more like there is a rumor that there is man he hasn't fucked

I agreed

Try the Sandy hook strategy

Not your personal army... but today is different. Post his shit, you seem like you're alright

Start another rumor that the man he fucked was you

jack him off

jack him off with your mouth

This
Mutually assured distruction

this

>can you mess him up and give him a little scare
no faggot and I hope he rapes your ass now

This is going to be my way of finally becoming a chad>

you should do nothing.... when he confronts you ignore him with a poker face and no fear. If you did nothing you got nothing to fear man.

Why would you say that?
ask him why the guy that told him could say you did it? me he did?

if you do all this by doing something like eating an apple then you are badass.

now go to bed is pass bedtime

fight him. even if you lose he usually leaves you alone.

I'll be frank with you, it would be best if you fought him. Even if you lose, you stood up for yourself. And that's all that matters. People will respect you for standing your ground, and that's good enough. But if you are scared of getting kicked off your team, I'd suggest not doing it in school or on school grounds. But I hate to say it, some of the guys here are right; during the fight, just strip naked. It's kind of hard to fight someone when they're ass-naked. If I were you, I'd take a Viagra beforehand, or get a boner somehow and strip. It's pretty uncomfortable to fight a naked dude. Trust me.

>Chad wants to fight
>Not that muscular of a person
>Actually quite a pussy
>cried publicly on multiple occasions
That boy whose giving you shit is no Chad, either beat he's ass or tell his crybaby ass to fuck off.

Plant something in his locker. Weapon, drugs, gay pride stuff, something.

kill his dog, take pictures, rape dog, take moar pictures, upload to Sup Forums, tell him this will happend to him if he doesnt stop bothering you.

if he deoesnt have a dog .. his mom.

Rape the chad

OP:
that the thing though, I live in the central valley of California. you don't have to be tough to be a chad, you just have to act like a nigger, play football, and be a popular kid. He's an albino faggot.
we don't have lockers, to big of a risk for school shootings they say.

GROW SOME BALLZZZZ

confront him it doens need to get violent you dont live in prision. for fuck sakes is everyone here 12?

Okay. That's odd.

which part

just don't fight him then you underage fucking retard. If staying on the track team is important than don't engage Say no. If he tackles you yell
>help! Now he's trying to fuck me! His lust for man ass can't be contained!
Etc until you get broken up

>Punch his bitch ass in the throat at least once, if not more,
>whilst he's struggling to breathe grab him by the back of his head and drive your knee into his face;
>once he has subsided use his weight against him to force him to the ground
>stomp straight into his nose as this will cont the feeling of being concussed as well slow his breathe-ability
>If he fights back, use your body and arms to bar his and turn yourself to the ground as quickly as possible, if done properly he'll have no chance to stop the momentum and will end up with a broken arm, then proceed from step one

if it comes to it, then that's probs what ill do.

1 control your fear
2 get a pepper spray
3 fuck him up
Pepper spray the mother fucker, have some metal bare knuckes and fuck him up. Cut the pointy things off, use a file. Don't hit him in the skull too hard, go for the jaw and teeths.
I did it and never regret it since.
PS if he lives in a apartment complex find where the fuse box is, turn it off, have a ski mask on your head, pepper spray the fucker, get a metal pipe and fuck his shin bone up. Wisper in his ear "I ain't done mother fucker until you move out of my city"
You need balls for this one. Good luck

Ok, then pull the self-defense card on him when he tries to engage with you. Fight back and when it's all said and done said you only fought to defend yourself. This way you can fight the crybaby and still be able to stay on your track team unless their rules are crazy stiff.

Sorry OP

OP. just fuck him in the ass.

Baseball bat