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TWO (2) days til Roland Garros edition

Geneva
Zverev (Ger) v Nishikori (Jpn)
Wawrinka (Swi) v Kuznetsov (Rus)
Strasbourg
5 Garcia (Fra) v Gavrilova (Aus)

8 Peng (Chn) v Stosur (Aus) 6

Nurnberg
1 Bertens (Ned) v Doi (Jpn)

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ATP - SINGLES: French Open (France) - Qualification, clay
03:00 Copil M. (Rou) -
Gojowczyk P. (Ger) -
03:00 Donati M. (Ita) -
Trungelliti M. (Arg) -
03:00 Masur D. (Ger) -
De Greef A. (Bel) -
04:30 Daniel T. (Jpn) -
Rublev A. (Rus) -
04:30 Gombos N. (Svk) -
Kovalik J. (Svk) -
04:30 Melzer G. (Aut) -
Fratangelo B. (Usa) -
06:00 Mathieu P. (Fra) -
Kudla D. (Usa) -
07:30 Quiroz R. (Ecu) -

>coming back from work
>accidentally see my face in a reflective surface
>immediately become aware of how ugly, un-masculine and eccentric I look
>no woman wants anything to do with me
>I'm going to die alone and childless in a retirement home
>no legacy whatsoever
>day is ruined

Fuck, Gabe. It's Friday tomorrow, I don't need to feel this feels right now. Your only problem really is a lack of confidence

i don't know that feel

t. rich af attractive dude

>06:00 Mathieu P. (Fra) - Kudla D. (Usa)
Mathieu whines about not getting a wildcard, then struggles in 1st match of qualifying.
He loses tomorrow, cap this and fite me

why would i fite u? it would be extremely painful for you and thats not part of my master plan

too bad opelka and day both lost today. could have seen them winning a match or two in the main draw

PS when does the draw get released?

surely you can find some malnourished favela chimpette to impregnate?

>frogposting thread
I guess it's better than 4 different threads of autists sperging.

Also clay was a mistake

im not sure gabe has any intentions of visiting mexico

>a few bitchboys and girls aren't tough enough to handle the clay
>le cancel clay
kys reddit

good post lol

Dale Quiroooz
Dale Quiroooz

I can't into casual sex.

Missed:
>Murray: elbow

you now realize that novak and caroline garcia are winning the french open

More like Queeroz lmoa

you are now aware that Uncle Toni speaks French and German fluently.

source.
i speak spanish at like a fifth grade level btw

youtube.com/watch?v=7UPLL4t3Rwk

Can't find one of him in French but I heard an interview if him for a frog TV a few months back.

gabe how did you learn english?

You can learn much harder things by yourself.

>janny reported me for making a post about tennis with a picture of christian bale

its no wonder that this board is fucking dead

anyway, djokovic and caroline garcia are my picks for RG

>it's a gabeposting night

muhh dick

Tennis

good morning germanbro, whats up?

any lonely tennis man in? how do you play tennis if you have no friends

you don't

t. that guy

if you want to win you shouldn't have friends

Black board at you club? facebook?. Tennis forums. I dunno. You can practice against a wall first of you are a total beginner.

Lots of people have these problems. I haven't got a single friend who's interested in tennis.

kek

murray career is finished and this will be the enduring image

sad

that is Sir Andy Murray to you

>getting knighted for being the best of the rest and he might even lose that if stan wins another slam
what a time we live in

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don't forget it's Mother's Day /tennis/

Who is this/these girls? Also what time is the draw?

>murray:elbow
not
>murray:head

the fucken cunt is a basket case

anyone gambling today?

Plz respond

Caroline Garcia and Ana Konjuh also like in 3 hours

maybe

the 250's right before a slam are usually desperado material.

I might lay some money down on Pliskova to reach the R&G finals

Fuck Gibbs!

filename is carog so I take a wild guess and say Caro Garcia. and are named anak or konjuh+, which leads me to wager it's something like Ana Konjuh.

lel this scene looks familiar.

mother's day was like two weeks ago. I never forget it because my home pornsite reminds me every year with a mother's day special.

>pornsite
isn't porn absolutely haram Mehmet? what's up with that?

kek

KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=KIyqL6XY5R4

>Frage: Zuletzt verlor Kerber als Topgesetzte ihr Auftaktmatch in Rom mit 4:6, 0:6 gegen die lettische Qualifikantin Anett Kontaveit. Glauben Sie, der Druck als Nummer eins lähmt sie?

They send a fucking intern who doesn't even care about tennis nor has the slightest clue what's going on to write the Kerber bashing articles.

German press = lowest tier cancer

Live RG draw ceremony on their facebook page

Roofs are coming in 2020 lmao

Literally nobody speaks german so how about you translate you fucking swine

Thiem:

Goffin R4, Djokovic QF, Nadal SF. Just to make the final.

LMAO

>wins them all
>chokes against some absolute scrub in the final
can see it now

post draw

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ZWL

Just Succ wins lol

>The last time Kerber lost her first match despite being the top seeded player with 4:6, 0:6 against latvian qualifier Kontaveit. Do you think the pressure to be the number one (WTA ranking I guess) causes her poor performances?

Kuznetsov will beat Murray in R1.

Also, how did Gulbis get in there? I thought he lost almost every qualifier he played in this year and his rating is fubar?

Murrie will not lose in 1R, however I think PCAK legitimately will.

>implying he will get past Australia's Brave Bernard Tomic in the first round

>how did Gulbis get in there
He has protected ranking same with Kokkinakis

awful draw for the kokk :(

Stosur -1.5 sets @2.4

Top kek m8

michael-tier post

why/how?

inbread island nigger muslim too

>A player may petition the Executive Chairman & President for an Entry Protection when he is physically injured for a minimum of six months can ask for a protected ranking, which is based on his or her average ranking during the first three months of his or her injury. The player can use his or her protected ranking to enter tournaments' main draws or qualifying competitions when coming back from injury

didnt no they was injured

>Nadal - Djokovic Quarterfinal
Should be later desu

>slammin sam stosur

They would meet in the semifinal.

semi

Kerber plays Ekatarina Makarova in 1R btw

Which is the most beautiful tennis arena?

We already discussed this. Wimbledon.

Just look at the view

Beautiful bushes on the grass...

I get nervous just looking at that

Is that where they throw the gays off of?

Novak may well be a gluten-free vegan, but in my book he is full of bologna

Hello my favourite bunch of right wing pricks.

If Nishikori plays and nobody is there to see, is he playing at all?

she did herself in years ago m80, no need

Most predictable RG since 2010, by what I saw from the draw.

indeterminate

How long until the Zverev family doping scandal is exposed?

/our girl/ nicole gibbs lost :(

I believe in you Mischa you can do this fuck that gook

how much did you betted?

That was some mighty roids Guga was on at the time.

nothing. taking a break from gambling

very nice

smart man

your a good wojciech

lol he is about to be put into a Coffin, mark my given words

>fubar

TANGO DELTA ALPHA BRAVO DO YOU COPY?

So is your muffin boy.

autism

fubar is yankee army military slang, its like I would call my bed sheet "dägätetchi"