Hey Sup Forumsrothers

Hey Sup Forumsrothers

Today just broke up with the missus.
>inb4 Sup Forums has no gf
>inb4 you bought gf

Constantly having stupid fights over non-issues.
like how she wants to sell my wicked tv and buy a cheap shitty one because then 'we've' bought it 'together'

And i feel like shit, like i feel like i loved her, but i just can't handle all these little fights.
I haven't looked forward to coming home for a couple months now.
Have i made the right decision?

PS: some OC fro you perverts

TL;DR
show us some pics to cheers me up,
cars, girls, cats w/e your feeling tonight

You hear this a lot: "A thread died for this." While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good.

A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much

So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.

At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world.

yo that bitch is fucking disgusting, really, a fucking belly button piecring? What is this fucking 1995? Gross belly, gross fucking tattoo, confirmed retarded brit skunk, glad you dumped her, now you watch all the gangbang porn on ur HD4K tv

aussie, but thank you user

Circle of life, dude, think about mufasa, you'll be allright.

>like how she wants to sell my wicked tv and buy a cheap shitty one because then 'we've' bought it 'together'
she sounds like a head fuck. well done for splitting

bro, that's even worse.. you know what you gotta do? Think: FUCK EVERY FUCKING WOMAN ON THIS FUCKING PLANET.

all that matters is you and ur carreer, ur body type and ur fucking alphaness..

>go to gym
>finish school/work

do everything you like, fuck everything else.

and you will see in some time, some chick will fall exactly for what and who you are.

disney songs are my friend
thank you user :)

i thought so too, thank you user

yea, have resigned up to gym.
hopefully can lose this skinny fat and get a bit bigger.
finishing apprenticeship next year. so close

go for it Sup Forumsro, fuck that slut, fuck the fucking small things she's mad about because

>HURDUR 'WE' BOUGHT IT

just remember, she will try to come back to you because she will know what she had when it's gone, DONT fall for that shit, DONT

Wanna fap to my girl? It might help.

Think about all the other girls you can date/connect with/fuck.
And if you feel sexually frustrated, there are some brothels out there.

thanks user.
hot photo


unfortunately living the town life no brothels within 500ks

Thank you. Her ass is all yours for now.

Well where are you from? If you're from EU - you could travel to Eastern Europe. Lots of easy girls, beautiful landscape and not too expensive.

More

Sure. Enjoy her.

middle of goddamn australia.
:'(

thats some great ass

I was in your boat a long while ago, did the same shit ten years ago. Found a pretty chill girl, we fight like once a year now, got a kid, cool little shit. Life's pretty good, however after I dumped my previous bitch for similar shit as you did op I went on a fucking rampage fuck spree. Fucked ex's mom, her sister and her by. Shit was pretty cash.

Inb4 bullshit lies.

Enjoy your freedom dude, when the time is right shit falls into place. Work on making you a better you.

Well... Maybe do some travelling sometime? Do you have any good friends?

Thanks dude.

moar pics of your ex?

Keep going

Her by... best friend.... stupid autocorrect

Oh and btw, aren't there many easy girls in Australia? All the hipsters from Europe go there to fuck.

I assume you're not OP. Enjoy anyway though.

I'm not op either but I'd love to see more. GF abroad so I need two material

Thanks man. Where is she from

Yea dude, crazy bitches arent worth it. Shes gunna go a slut spree after you, and when she gets tired of being treated like one the emotional pendulum is gunna swing back and she will come crying back.

Best thing to do is to tell her nope, and good luck with her life, and walk away.

Alright, no prob.

She's from Poland originally.

yea ill be travelling when i can, but working 13/14 day fornights has its toll

theres a few, they love accents

im enjoying too my man

She has a nice fat ass, thanks for sharing dude
.

thanks user, ill remember the advice.
close mates saying similar stuff

She has a great ass. More?

Have any more?

I'm glad you like it.
No problem, mate.
Sure here's more.

Shit goes south cause she wanted it to go south and there are ways to recover image's on ad cards and phones iirc. Software called recuva or some shit like that, basically just because we delete them doesnt mean they are fully gone, they are still there. Similar to being in the trash bin.

for you

>inb4 im an iphone fag

small tits... cute though. any ass pic

Do you have any of her sucking dick

...

Shot is not too great, but I don't want to show her entire face

That's hot man. Any of her pussy

sure

Do you think you could dump a bunch on a volafile?

I think it's a bit more than liking. More ass?

I read this then moved on. But now I am back because I feel compelled. Largely because I've been where you are, and because you're one of us - I am, you are, we are...Australian.

Story time.

I was with a fucken psycho missus for a really long time. We broke up and got back together a bunch of times. Fucken sucked bad. She was a gaslighter, headfucker, straight up crazy. Didn't like me around females full stop. Used to bitch I was jealous, but then bitch I wasn't jealous enough.

First time we broke up for a reasonable period (three months), I fucked everything. good bad ugly, I did the lot. Made for some good stories, but didn't solve shit. Second time we broke up for good, I blocked her everywhere. No way for her to contact me. I cannot recommend this step enough. Flush them out the system.

But after all that, all that head fuck nonsense, fighting, hate fucking, garbage, bullshit, you know what happened after breaking up? I met the coolest fucken woman of my life, and shit is straight cash. You know that Jerry McGuire shit - "you complete me". It actually feels like that.

Moral of the story - there's something around the corner mate. There always is. Its always darkest before the dawn, but most of the time, there's a method behind the madness. Hold in, stay strong, and be patient and prepared for the good times.


As an aside, fly to the southern part of the US. I fucked like a demon when there on holiday - this accent adds three points on the hot scale. I was smashing boxes like crash bandicoot, and I aint no oil painting.

Good luck and godspeed.

I gotta go now but if you want to trade some pics or something, you can contact me at [email protected]

Here's one last pic, dudes
(Maybe) Enjoy fapping to her.

Eh i know /b can be pretty shitty at times, but every now and then something good comes out of it. So if all i can do is give some advice like i would to my kid brother to a random stranger thats willing to listen the neat.

Be care tho dude, when she comes back be it a month/s a year from now, your mental state of mind may be different. I'm not saying to be bitter, but make an internal pact with yourself to not go back. Sounds stupid but man, when old squeezes come back to the picture it opens up old feelings that suck ass and clouded judgment. Distance and making it hard for her to communicate with you will be your best allies.

Only reason why i brought this back up is you said that you thought you loved her.
She will be a bitch and play that against you my friend. In some shape or form.

He'll if you wanna be a dirtbag and have the last hoorah, fuck her one last time, stick it in her ass and have her suck you off afterwards, you'll own her soul.
Lmao.

Well that sucks, no data recovery shit for the cloud? Idk dick about Apple phones

haha,
i def won't be going back my man,
i've promised myself that

yea iphone fucks your shit up.
i work in recovery part time, and havent figured out iphones yet

Good on you for breaking up with her man girls like that aren't worth it. I was so fucked up over breaking up with my ex who was just like that and even though I knew it had to happen I still loved a part of her. I've been dating a girl for 3+ months now and we've never argued, anything makes her happy, my family love her and she makes my life easy. Maybe I just got stupidly lucky but I feel like this is what a relationship is supposed to be like.

Here's a Snapchat slut to help you out. Show some dick get some pics.

@Amber_Schwenk

>smashing boxes like crash bandicoot

Please user... my sides

best response, thanks user