Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Why haven't you kys yet

Shitloads of antidepressants.

Do you try to date?
Do you workout?
Do you want to be with someone?

>Do you try to date?

Yes. When I was younger, I approached women at parties, in bars etc. Now, I use online dating and do courses (cooking, yoga) now and then.

>Do you workout?

I do. Very often. But I am not swole in the slightest. I climb a lot and like to keep might weight down.

>Do you want to be with someone?

Yes.

why dont you get a escort and fuck her?

you must be having a job and if you live at ur moms house i dont judge coz i love my momma too but u can rent a room and then fuck that prostitute in that room. by 34 u must have some money saved.

i say this becoz ur 34 and dude sex is one of the most TOP priority things in life.

im 21 virgin but have kissed before. honestly, if i do not get laid by the time i finish college, im gonna hire a prostitute just as i land a job.

>you must be having a job and if you live at ur moms house i dont judge coz i love my momma too but u can rent a room and then fuck that prostitute in that room. by 34 u must have some money saved.

I don't live at my moms house, but I am currently working minimum wage and thus have no money to waste.

i m a 24 years kissles virgin, im thinking it stays like that in the next 4-5 years i will go to an prostitut. What are your toughts on that?

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How are you working minimum wage at 34

dude if you want it really bad, you can save some money or beg borrow steal to get some cash. you have a place and thats cool. just call a girl from any of the escorts services in ur town(im sure u have one in ur town) and then go ham on that pussy. sure ur gonna wear a condom but u will have experienced a womans warmth and this virgin tag will be ripped off of u.

my friend fucked a prostitute for 7 dollars( 350 rupees) when he was 19. he went to GB road Kotha( most famous brothel in india)

heres a video

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Do it.

Studied an oversaturated subject (biochem) that I am not that good in.

dude just go and fuck a prostitute. i have phimosis but im gonna still fuck a whore

Will try to put some money to the side.

I can't relate, but my son who is 19 is well on his way there. Worries me. I was balls deep in women between 15 and 25 and I don't know how that doesn't happen to some people. I'm ok looking, but I was a grubby unemployed douche when I was young. Confidence my man, is key.

Why have your dates never ended in a kiss?

Confidence is earned.

Usually, conversation fizzled out quickly. I am a dull, boring and awkward person.

How did it go when you approached women at bars? Have you ever been close to kissing? Have you ever been on more than one date with a girl?

Make it all about her. What are her interests, job, family, schooling, friends, where would she like to travel, what are her goals, etc. Just keep asking about her and she will be happy with the conversation.

>How did it go when you approached women at bars?

Surprisingly well. I've been rejected of course but never in any defamatory way. The problems start afterwards.

>Have you ever been close to kissing?

Not that I know.

>Have you ever been on more than one date with a girl?

No.

That only gets you so far. And even then, what keeps the conversation going are interesting comments and adequate follow up questions.

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You are gay and a porn adicct
Thats all, you fucked your own mind

Would you consider one of those how to have game workshops/bootcamps? I've helped supervise some as a female to give my perspective and it's amazing how these guys went from totally inept with girls to getting dates and such. And as for being boring, have you thought about finding a hobby so that you can talk about that?

Why not just do heroin or morpthine or opium at that point? If you can afford to use it daily that is.

I'm maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

And I don't consume that much porn and if I do its very vanilla stuff.

I got laid from tinder, do not go to bars, hell don't even have a date at a bar. Bar seems to be a buzz kill in my experience, i thought it was sure place to get laid but fuck no

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Are you funny? Jokes are like the only thing i can tell to girls that doesnt make them uninterested, sad or bored

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How does it feel to be a nigger with a small dick?

A bar is not a nice place for a date. Girls like to be wined and dined or something nice like a pier, zoo, museum, etc.

are you a 34 year old kissless virgin?

>Would you consider one of those how to have game workshops/bootcamps?

Yes.

>And as for being boring, have you thought about finding a hobby so that you can talk about that?

I have hobbies. Mostly sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading. That doesn't make me less boring. Just as there a people who can make their last trip to the toilet into an interesting story, there are people who can bore you to death with their trip to the fucking moon. I belong to the latter category.

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I am not. Absolutely not.

so, you've become a wizard huh? how high are your stats?

In that case it sounds like you need to do Toastmasters.

Do I need a 1099 -G to report income from short term disability from a private insurer or will a 1099-Misc suffice?

This lad is asking the real questions. See? This, this is what I'm on about. American Tax Law. We need to be informed chaps.

How do you act infront of girls? Do you talk at all to them or has that declined steadily, which I assume it has.

Ironically, when I was still in university, I was pretty good at public speaking when it was topical and I had time to prepare. The problem is the content, not the form.

Not different than in font of guys. Awkwardly in both cases.

I'm on a 3 year dry spell, feel like it's affected me a lot. Not as confident as I used to be, even though the anti psychotics are mainly to blame

Hope you get better bro.

how have you never at least kissed a drunk girl at a party or something?

I don't know. I wish I could say that I was rarely at parties but that's a lie. Guess drunk girls still have standards.

-im in the same boat but 26.
-i live in a small fishing, logging, (used to be mining back in the day) Canada
-to be honest a lot has to to do with the women and men are fucking terrible here alcoholics and junkies
- the only woman that were interested in me(visibly tried to hit on me or take me home) in me were bush chug indians (first nation and im a half breed) that were trying to cheat on their husbands or baby dadies
- the woman i was into is absolute gorgeous and for the most part she really did like me, shes like old school gorgeous doesn't wear a pound of make up most of the time. works with wild life rescue and animals in general
- i do work as a fish tech so i work for govt, lol a chug with a job! (most likely to see albino elk xp)
- i tried dating only 1 person and honestly it made me soo sick to my stomach every time i talked to her, because i really liked her it was the good kind of sick feeling because i cared for this person and didn't want to mess it up( plus side she also never been in relationship or sex to this day)
- being first nation sometimes you get terrible associates you want nothing to do with and i really didnt want these chugs here trying to talk to her or meet her
-but every time shit went down in my life i will stop talking to her, reasons being she absolutely the kindest person ive ever met in my entire life and dont want her to see the shit ive seen or had to deal. it wasnt complete shit life but enough to not want this person to see the bs
- right now i do have issues about being touched, some guy i know who isn't gay, would seriously invade my personal and get his hand right on my dick, violate me and happened multiple times, but didnt do anything because i didn't want to cause a scene at my aunts place. quite honest the guy did it to be funny, his family is weird like that

Sorry to hear bro.

that girl looks like a retarded retard. She'd probably fuck OP

Congrats on becoming a level 99 wizard

That one was quite good.

Already at max level?

thanks, but im not too worried about it . i learned a lot about a relationships from watching what friends and people go through. I learned if it became an obsession you sort stop and forget what life is. my neighbor became soo caught up on not having a girlfriend and practically ruined him. i don't want to be that guy. like my friends plus my bro sis have gotten indian drunk/white girl wasted and regret some there actions and im shocked to find out through friends i've never acted up before. i did get into a really bad drug (cocaine and mdma phase) not becuase of just the girlfriend thing is that sabotage my career/life for dumb shit (ex. my dad fishermen and tells thats the only thing i can do to make it anywhere is fishing. he's an alcoholic too) and jsut right now rebuilding myself. the very last thing on my check list and clear the BS in the air i gotta go do is testify for some gross shit. hopefully after that have some kind of normality back. it was interesting to see that she was interested in me still liking some of my stuff on fbook and what not, but just want to protect from dis shit. is it selfish? in ways yea it can be. but the things you do for the person you care about the most.

no max level was at 30 you sad sack

Will the jet pack ruin fortnite?

I thought Fortnite was shit anyway?

bump. Is the femanon who was talking about the workshop still here?

c'mon.

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27y kisseless here

Do you stack crit, mastery, or haste for fire ball?

Crit all the way.

Why won't you just fucking kiss me Gerald?
Jesus christ, man.

MOM????

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