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Austin Bailey
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Evan Roberts
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Chase Ortiz
Not cute. And my day is fine so far...
Bentley Parker
the thread of the negroes
Benjamin Bell
Fuck off faggot
Jaxson Lewis
Your mom.
Michael Lee
...
Charles Russell
Threadly reminder that Keit-Ai was already a thing back in 507-531 AD.
Matthew Gray
Junie#6032
liquoriceotter#0934
Yami#9959
add
Alexander Gutierrez
Claiming best girl.
But she is cute..
Sebastian Perry
Cooper Miller
...
Camden Nguyen
...
Leo Reyes
Keit-Ai has been made into:
>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
>a certified fresh movie on Rotten Tomatoes
>a live-action film
Meme magic is amazing.
Gavin Johnson
is this good? i feel like i can make it better..
Noah Rivera
But you shyly hug the cutes, even though you're so tall.
Did you do anything interesting?
Adrian Lee
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.
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Grayson Howard
Xavier Edwards
Claimed
John Campbell
nice
Daniel Ward
Need to clean the edges..
It's not really that good since she's missing her legs.. Might be better to use some other chibi pic tbh..
Nathaniel Green
Not cute! Stoppp!
That looks really nice...
No, not really... What about you? Did you do anything exciting or special?
Benjamin White
yea, that bothers me too.. i can probably get it into some other pic
Jacob Roberts
Wish me luck as I find a programmer /waifu/ otherwise I'mma have to learn it myself
Luis Garcia
Wow, more blushies.
Nah I just woke up, ate dinner and did lewd things.
I'm now deciding between studying and browsing Sup Forums
James Carter
Lewd things are lewd! You should not be telling people that you are doing them!
Austin Sanders
Good luck cute
Henry Thompson
>hey nons, look here, a glitch!!!
Nathan Rodriguez
What do you need a programmer for?
Asher Hill
But I kind of wanna. What's the matter with it?
Jackson Bell
...
Anthony Long
The matter with it is that it is really lewd!
Carter Ramirez
But it's also really enoyable!
Jace Brown
I'm trying to get a new bot made for twitch. Imagine it as a bot embodied as a sprite on stream. I guess the 2 best examples are kappamon, but more to it than just responding to someones first chat message and Clippy from Microsoft word, but for twitch. That's the easiest way for me to put it without writing an essay
Ian Allen
>claimed
BOO!
Jacob White
Well, at least you do not go into detail about what you were doing.. What did you eat for dinner?
Brody Collins
I want to culturally enrich Aikawa.
Camden Sanders
H-hello, don't scare me like that!
Spaghetti. Here's a detail - I was posting at the same time. You never know!
Please don't
Michael Powell
That is sexual harassment, Aikawa. Sexual harassment.
Ryder Mitchell
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
Michael Richardson
Reminder that Chen is a sociopath female that manipulated Sono because he was stalking her for 5 years.
Chase Clark
Cute
Wyatt Robinson
Y-you're not going to arrest me for it, right?
I'm not a bad guy...
Angel Perez
reminder that chen is dead
Caleb Hill
Claimed.
Finally returned from work.
Parker Foster
You are under arrest. You have the right to stay silent and not talk about the lewd stuff you were doing.
Dominic Nguyen
...
Gabriel Rivera
aww but i like doing it
Brody Howard
Cuuute!
Gabriel Allen
W-where are you taking me? At least let me wash my hands first!
Then I'll spook you too the next time
You only now arrived, right?
John Robinson
thank u
Isaac Foster
She is
Adam Hughes
You are going to jail, sir. For a long time. Clean your hands while you have a chance. And do not touch me with them...
Alexander James
Shut up Chen is alive you fag don't hurt me like this
Aiden Jenkins
I'm here.
How is everyone doing today?
Kayden Wilson
Where's my muv luv girls at
Gavin Murphy
...
Matthew Mitchell
Heyy comrade Medy!! How are you today?
Jonathan King
everyone saw your Discord logs you hypocrite piece of shit fuck off
Henry Roberts
cutes
Samuel Baker
lol
Luke Garcia
autism
Jace Ramirez
I am doing fine, how are you?
Sebastian Bennett
>not a new IP
:thinking:
Jaxson Anderson
Oh no, not the jail!
I will have to use the sink in the men's bathroom to wash my hands...
You wouldn't follow me in there, riiiight?
From work? Then are you sleepy now?
Matthew Ross
nobody likes you anymore you faggot
you pretend you are a girl
you lie to everyone
you don't keep your word
Chen is the only girl in this community so go kys
Carson Lewis
I am afraid I will have to, so that you do not try to run away.
Sebastian Gomez
Hey waifus
is Ul-Fenesis here?
Jose James
Hi mediatard! I just wanted to let you know that youre not alone. If you ever think that you are alone in this shit, think again. Im always here to help you out. And not only me but our other felow 4channers will help you out too (probably). But i will help you.
I used to be a depressed lonely fuck back in 2015-16 but now i have started enjoying life and made friends. And im letting you know again, im here for you.
And lastly i want to let you know that you are beautiful and perfect. Everyone is perfect. I hope i helped you today :)
Ian Reed
yes from work , but i had to stop by some places before i came back home. a bit sleepy but i will be fine
Oliver Lopez
kys nigger
Jacob Smith
>Not being lonely and depressed as fuck always
This thread is filled with amateurs
Leo Davis
Haha, that's cute. Don't eat Saya pls.
Robert White
no
Connor Sanchez
no but that cute appears around this hour sometimes
Jason Reyes
hmm.. okay
William Hall
O-oh, uhm... that's bad, I thought it would work.
>nervously washes hands in front of you
Now that I think about it... I gotta use the bathroom too! The one with the conveniently placed window on the side and lockable door.
I'm pretty sleepy as well right now, I'd just go to sleep if I could.
I was wondering, what do you want to do with a boy? Be a bottom?
Sebastian Price
go die irl
Matthew Roberts
You are going to have to hold it in, or walk into the prison with pants full of urine. The choice is yours. You will get a clean uniform once you are registered, but everyone will most likely call you names by then.
James Perez
hi
Kevin Taylor
H-hey, that's pretty harsh! It's right there, it will only take a second!
And I'm wearing a skirt, not pants...
Anyways, you can't make me!
Carter Wilson
good
Cooper Smith
that is a very good question. even i don't know the answer to. but i would have to say it depends on who it is
Samuel Moore
Actually, sir, yes I can. You are arrested. Get in the car, and watch your head.
Xavier Phillips
Heh, I thought about that question because you said you were looking for someone similar to you. But then there wouldn't be a clear masculine role or rules to follow! So I thought maybe both?
Did you do something with a guy or girl before?
I mean... what if I just don't go? You could easily drag me along, but for that you'd have to touch me, which is something you wouldn't do, right?
So it appears I am perfectly safe after all.
>tries to walk past you
Liam Parker
They give us gloves for a reason, and I have backup. Enjoy your long stay in jail, sir.
Ian Torres
Reporting in. What's up?
David Russell
Y-you will never get me, Officer!
>quickly attempts to run past you and out the door
William Gray
Thank you for making this easier for me and running straight towards the other cops. Bye bye.
Jason Lopez
Cute.
Nathaniel Evans
>runs back
Nevermind!
>runs in the bathroom stall and attempts to climb out of the window
Jack Edwards
goodnight
Jose Reed
>tfw watching two anons, patiently awaiting ERP
Bentley Sanders
admit defeat
Nicholas Sullivan
The building is surrounded, have fun.
This is not going to become ERP. I am not into lewd stuff, or anything sexual.
David Clark
Bye cutes
Robert Green
Says the cute balloon. How ya doing Vali?
Responses will be slow for the next hour
Blake Torres
I am not cute!
Camden Brooks
>I am not into lewd stuff, or anything sexual.
Is this post you asking for extra motivation to get into the mood.
Oliver Stewart
>you said you were looking for someone similar to you
never said that
> But then there wouldn't be a clear masculine role or rules to follow!
there would some rules to follow. if there where no rules there would be utter choas
>Did you do something with a guy or girl before?
i went over to a girls house before. we didn't really do anything because we where both kids/teens at that time. besides she dumped me in 2 weeks. so i don't really care