You found this while walking on the street wyd?

you found this while walking on the street wyd?

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take $20 or something

But it's inside a house

turn it in. knowing my luck, those bills are traceable.

take it and put it the " secret " opening in my garage that I made myself. good luck.

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Tell no one and rip through each stack to make sure it’s clean, change the bag and piss on the old bag and throw it out. Maybe hide each cash stack in separate areas. Act like a recluse and hermit for a few months to see any shady strangers lurking where I’m at.

Check for dye packs and trackers, take the rest

slowly but surely overtime take it to different stores and just ask for change. don't purchase anything with the bills you found.

Bring it to the police and report everything

>500 Euro notes

Those are only used for currency smuggling, so it just depends on if I think I can get away with ripping off organized crime in that specific situation.

Hopefully win my ex back with the cash. Lost me sonia when i bust gate man up walk.

Spend it on my education and, maybe, relocation (in another country). Also I could invest about 5% in some IT shit.

what a bunch of stealing niggers, i would take it to the police immediately

Pissing on the old bag gives the authorities your DNA you moron

this

Groom children with new soccer boots

Leave it untouched
That have trouble written all over it

Take it home and spend it carefully

> PISS
> DNA
Go back to school you fucking idiot

Shove every note up your ass. Then when somebody asks for money just say "sure let me just shit some money for you" then proceed to dig in your ass.

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Untill the store deposits the money in the bank and they trigger 15 alarms. Then they trace it back to your shitty corner store and identify you.

Hand it in to the police. Wait 6 months and the money's mine if no-one claims it in that time.

ya, like hookers and coke dealers run numbers on bills

Count it. Stash it. Spread it around slowly. Basically do grocery shopping with it, maybe pay bills with it. Just supplement my income. After a couple years, use whats left to buy a huge amount of cocaine, and die with a smile.

>turn in
>make sure to get reciept
> if its legit cash it is legally yours
>if its not then you should be glad to be rid of it.

fuck that noise. that seems like a boring ass way to do things.

open up 10 bank accounts
deposit it in small amounts at a time so it doesnt get picked up by the commission
buy a bunch of happiness

how are they gonna know exactly when the bills were exchanged for " change " ? good luck.

Sure, do that with narc money, if you wait then it's yours am I right? top fucking kek user

Which is presumably on a street.

yeah i don't exactly trust Hookers in Saskatchewan. dirty ass day time native hookers.

and im content on not being a coked out piece of shit with money. those stories never end well

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You mean this house is on a street?

Take it to the police. Obviously.

Last time I checked it's not illegal to find something.

1.Take the money out and leave the bag
2.Flip through the bills to look for a large tracker
3.Drive as far away as possible
4.Find an area where you have no cellphone signal
5.Flip through every single bill individually to find a small tracker.
6.Buy laptops from an extremely far electronic store
7.Return them at an even farther store for cash
8.Repeat with different items at different stores every month or so
9.?????
10.Profit

Or in the middle of a street.

surveillance cameras

Kek underrated

Also underrated

do you have any idea how many people go to a gas station every day? thats a fucking needle in a haystack guy

Now I'm confused

bich I'd claim it before that

>poop in bag
>light it on fire in public place
>laugh as they stomp my poop on their shoes

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Of course, there's also the possibility that those are counterfeits. With such large denominations though you'd be shit out of luck trying to pass those.

Hahahaha... That's not how it works. That many bank accounts on one person just screams for the feds to investigate you.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Pretty much. I'd imagine that due to the Patriot Act, since you have to provide ID for each account you're opening, you'd get flagged pretty quick if you're opening a bunch of accounts up so close together. At least in the USA.

only if you live in the american shithole

In the UK there's no such thing as finders keepers. Even though the money has no known owner, it's still theft if you take something that isn't yours. And for an amount that large, there's no way you're going to be able to spend it without drawing attention to yourself.

Selling then really cheap on eBay and Craigslist with different accounts/names also works.

you're fucking retarded

Piss is sterile, it has no DNA.

This. I wouldn't even acknowledge to have noticed the bag, much less touch or move it.

It's either counterfeit money, drug money, a police plant or some other shit that gets you killed or imprisoned and then killed.

Go to a casino and spend $1000 at a time while you gamble.

Easiest way to clean the cash.

Go buy lots of items with cash.

I would get rid of the fake money on top.
then I would go to strip clubs every day until I had changed out all the cash to smaller bills, and just tipping a few 1's here and there to make it seem like I was there for the whores. Then I would buy some cured meats.

I would take it, go home, and sit quietly for a while.

I'd take some time to travel with my mother and brother.

If it's enough, I would buy some small property for my mom in PEI, or BC; I would make sure she has the comfort she deserves.

If there's enough afterwards, I'd like to use it to reduce the time my brother and I spend at work, and increase the amount of time we can spend on interests and schooling.

Many other countries also have strict money laundering laws. Shit is equally harsh in Europe. In third world shitholes you would be just risking your ass to get kidnapped/killed by gangsters or corrupt officials.

Keep it, move to another city, tell nobody, carefully remove in case of dye packs, and make small deposits at multiple atms into my bank accounts. Also discard bag in case of tracking devices.

grab run a block and a half then walk to a restaurant with a bathroom begin looking through it

mine naow

spend it all in localbitcoins

In the middle of the street? Ha! Walk away from it as fast as possible.

Take it and run home. Use it for my rent, debt and expenses. The rest is travel around the world. Have always been my dream to travel.

Check if no GPS or some shit is on it, go to the liquor store right after.

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Hide it in possession of someone I do not like. Anonymously tip off police or organized crime.

Piss is full of cell waste and white blood cells to keep your peepee sterile

I’d probably save half and put it in my savings, then take the other half and pay bills and maybe put a down payment on a nicer vehicle than I already own. And share with family members who might be going through tough times financially. Maybe be a lil nicer to the homeless

€500 notes are a meme, no bank gives them out, no where will take them.

Up market places will want cards for big purchases.

So I'd probably donate shit loads of monopoly games with the some of the funny money added to orphanages.

As for that shitcoin amerifag dollary doos I'd invest them in a solid currency like ZWL.

Become a milliardaire, checkmate Sup Forums

I'd get my shine on

check every single stack, and the bag, for tracking devices.

then move to las vegas and make a living playing video poker

ay you petty little bitch queefsucker

Would take. Go to store, buy new bag. Get hotel room. Dump everything on bed. Check for ink stains ,repetative serial numbers,tracking device (possibly sown into bag) take home and sit on it. Year passes have heard nothing. Take sums of 9500 (ilegal not to report 10,000 or above) to Mexican Casino's, slightly gamble but mostly buy chips or set up tab( small one) get back clean leftover money (91,9200) use only for Gas,and groceries. And if not stupid or blabbermouth or anything else like tellling anyone....you should be fairly straight.

Use it to build the wall.

You fucking piece of bean encrusted shit.

well for starters, i wouldn't take a picture of it and post it on the internet.

shit was so cash.

Looks like a fair amount of coin.

I’d like to think I’d use it wisely for my sons future, but more likely I’d be dead from an OD before he turns 4.

It's from pintrest.

Wat

odds are the money never makes it to the bank
niggers cash their checks/money orders at 711

Throw the monopoly money away

Take it, buy a gun , gtfo to another country

Convert those faggot euros to real money.