Thoughts and prayers for kevin smith thread

thoughts and prayers for kevin smith thread

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Thats silent Bob you idiot

Nothing of value was lost

Is he dying or something, hope he makes seems like a chill although a bit of a beta

Well since he didn't actually die I agree with you.
He had a major heart attack a couple days ago and nearly died from it.

I do wish he'd shut the fuck up

>So fat he got banned from an airline
>Smokes
>Has a heart attack
Why is anyone surprised?

Had a big heart attack yesterday, but is still alive

This mother fucker should be some kind of Sup Forums god. He's a complete slacker, told film school to fuck off, maxed out credit cards to the tune of 25K, made an awesome movie, partied with Harvey Weinstein, made a kinda shitty movie, made a decent movie, made the funniest movie of all fucking time, married an impregnanted a hot skinny girl, despite being 400 pounds, etc

All things we wish our slacker asses could do.

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His mouth got him banned from the Airline, not his fatness.

>all of his movies suck
> his podcasts are fucking horrible cringe of just him going on and on about his shit movies and jaison mewes occasionally yelling "butthole" or something stupid
>is so cucked he made millions and still married an ugly whore who probably fucks niggers daily in front of him
>is a born and raised american but wishes he was canadian

If Boxxy was/is our queen; surely Kevin is our king

Totally disagree, he’s a ducking legend

Orly?
theguardian.com/film/2010/feb/15/overweight-filmmaker-banned-southwest-airlines

abcnews.go.com/WN/kevin-smith-fat-fly/story?id=9837268
The mouthing off came after the ban

His mouth caused his fatness. Same difference.

agree. never found him funny

8/8 b8 I'm thoroughly confused

he nearly did, next time brother....

kevin smith had a widow-maker heart attack which is named for the marvel character black widow, but kev is a dc fanboy so people got mad at chris pratt for praying

Anyone that's been 50lbs or more overweight for 5+years should get regular scans to see if their are any blockages. It's scary shit. I had a friend have a heart attack at fuckin 28.

Your arteries don't ever unclog, so it doesnt matter if you change your entire lifestyle, the damage is done and will continue to get worse.

>your arteries don't even unclog
Pure, unadulterated retardation, ladies and gentleman.

>y, those are $0?

Fucking kek

>so it doesnt matter if you change your entire lifestyle
Wha, so there's no point of quit drinking and lose weight?

clerks is garbage

dont forget his daughters pretty hot

good shit, this user approves

WTF I hate Kevin Smith now

It's good for what it is, his first movie made with a stupidly small budget. Good lines, funny characters. All movies don't have to be fucking Doctor Zhivago.

>so there's no point of quit drinking and lose weight?
Depends how steeply you want the odds stacked.
>Bad but stable vs worse every meal and cigarette

>partied with Harvey Weinstein

And he worked with Shannen Doherty (when she was in her prime)
You think they ran a train on her bum and that's why she later stated that she hates him?

It will slow things down, but not stop it. That's why you need to get regular checkups.

>Fucking Doctor Zhivago.
I'd pay to see that movie, as long it was still Christie

YOU AGAIN, shush the fucks up, no-one wants your shitty watches

Kevins dad died of a heart attack, and his mom has heart issues plus he was over 400lbs for over a decade. He's lucky af to not have died and stupid af for not going to the doctor before all this

I don't pray.

Fap it
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does anyone even fact check anymore. This is the real story

I saw on Homeland that you can take over my computer, encrypt my files, read my hard drive and talk to me over my web cam

>weedlmao
>harveysmithstein
TUSK > J&SB

if you just drink straight liquor you can still lose weight/ gain muscle and drink in theory. The problem is eating shit food when drunk and feeling too shit from hangovers to go to the gym

I lost interest when I figured out this wasn't Kevin James.

#KofQFTW

He hasn't really done anything of value other than clerks. He goes along with the establishment and pc virtue signal crowds to try and milk it for all he can, he's been doing this for a while. still, Clerks was ok. Nothing super spectacular or anything, but it was better than a lot of the shit they pass off out ther, so thanks to him for that. But again, not many people really care, despite their 'thoughts and prayers'. Personally, no sympathy for millionaires, and people with no real problems, especially when they did it to themselves. The upper class, especially those in media and entertainment is the enemy of the individual.

why would i pray for a faggot

Dogma was pretty good; especially the effect on the god-botherers

Meh. Not my bag.

hes a cuck

He is a true god

He died? Who cares

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

fuck off newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=FDGuMFt2MF0

let him fucking die fuck this liberal pussy

Exactly. Movies are nihilistic gen x garbage for "unrecognized geniuses"