Give me a funny line to say

Give me a funny line to say

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can i have your dads number so i can fuck him?

Bitch you're fat as fuck.

WHat is pnp?

I accidentally fucked your dad.

sup you retarded land whale tryna get beached?

Believe it or not, I fuck girls as ugly as you.

did you find that rose in the trash?

Slang for drugs and fucking

Pierced nipple pump

Put on a viking helmet, send her the pic, and say "I'm totally down to Pillage n Plunder! MAN THE LONG BOATS!"

Fucking brilliant if I had a viking helmet

kek roll for this

You down with PnP, yeah you know me!

i hear fatties give good blowys is that true and if so can you suck my micro peener

party n' play
party = drugs (usually mdma / xtc)
play = sex

brainless retards use that to say "check me out I'm cool"
If you tell her "take a pill and undress" she'll probably shit her pants and leave.
women...

Party N Play

Meaning getting high and fucking.

Popularized in the gay community for snorting/smoking meth and doing anal.

Hello, can we please have a kid together?
I am terribly poor and untalented, but the doctor says I am fertile. Will you help me be good at this one thing?
I have fertility lubricant as well.

take a shit and send her the pic

In this case I’m pretty sure it means pork ‘n potatoes

Go buy one in the toy department of your local walmart.

no, not usually mdma or xtc.

Meth.

see:
Or see:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_and_play

Ayyy Mami let's smoke dat gud kush lol lemme see dat hed game!!!

Some garbage like that.

Tell her this:

"I like the effect on the photo, at first I tought "whaa she looks like a fucking whale", but then I realized your phone was looking rounded as well so it's just the bended mirror effect"

Are you going to actually text this fat bitch any of this bullshit or are we just larping here OP?

Felt bored today and felt like hogging and recording it to post on Sup Forums tomorrow

“Is that a phone case in your left hand or did you throttle a cat to death?”

In my area (including places I traveled to):

Lately, every single girl that told that to me had been only doing xtc, it's easier to get and fagirls like it.
Meth was the norm few years back. You trust internet, I trust the street.

This needs to happen!

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You look like you've been down for plenty of PNP. I also enjoy punch 'n pie.

Tell her poppers. And add that you like to get fisted

Tell her you'd give your left nut to be ball deep in her asshole.
Chick's love that kinda shit.

Tell her poppers and lube!

Tell her crack

Are... Are you me?

>ball deep?
Why just the one ball?

That's what you went with?
This guy's a fag!

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Tell her you wanna tongue punch her fart box!

Just say yeah, also tell her you have a fetish for pantyhose

Now we're going places.
Tell her the poppers are for you and the lube is for her cat.

Ask her if she sweats Crisco for lube.

check'd

no poppers like jalapeno poppers duhh fatty i thought youd know that

she's retarded, poppers aren't pills.
"Snort you assfuck" I would reply

Show your male dominance

tell her yes, but she needs to be wearing a bondage mask before you start handing them out.

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>I'm a Pisces
"So you smell like fish?" :^)

This confirms my last
post.

She prolly tasted xtc once in a party and started using the "pnp" to get some likes on tinder.

Bitch with that outfit prolly never

She doesn’t know what poppers are

Jeez I like you !

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Excellent...

Now. Tell her you have to wear a jimmy while fucking her, but will bareback the cat.

yeah, Jalapeno poppers you fat bitch!

LULLING for this

Say sorry my idiot friend took my phone

Fuck off faggot

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im going to ass fuck your cat then you can blow me alright?

How did I overlook this? Tell her this!

well hes not really my friend hes my split personality

Fuck you, cuck

Should have bought 30 in pills and some tic tacs. Get her rolling hard... Steal some of her shit. Fuck her, plant the seed and move on.

are you down to LSW? (loose some weight)

Best line so far

kek do this

You're kind of heavy for a senior in high school. What do you think you will weigh 5 years from now?

THIS

And OP goes from hero to an hero in less than a minute.
Nice job faggot.
This is why we can't have nice things...

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I fell over in the snow today and the doctor said I've broken my bum. He had a look and said there's a huge crack in it. Any chance you could look after me until I recover?

Ask if you can add her on facebook.

I'm the cuck? Did you read your last post you fucking chomo? Or did your bf steal your phone?

Tell her you have a fetish for fishnets.
(I’m going somewhere with this)

do you want to go to the gym with me?

The fuck is PnP?

Plug 'n play?

max keks

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Well played

Piss n Poop

OH shit checkd

> hello anali

Krystian?

how huge is your peener?

She's ignoring you now cuz you didn't play your cards right. Next time be a man. Sluts don't wanna fuck pussies. They already have one...

i pop the xan you pop my ass *with a strap on that is **tips fedora

>that awkward palpable silence
she's moved on

Legit? Or are you pulling my leg?

> of course you’ll bite you fat fuck

make history user, do it faggot!

Yeah think so too... Oh well guys... That's that

Underrated

you are fat

/r/OopsDidntMeanTo

Ryan?

:^)

Because I could of sworn it was Pingas N Pot

Let's try another hog

This OP