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I'm trying to choose which one of these masturbators I should buy. Need your opinion.
This one is around $35

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This one is about $18

Where can I buy a foot one?

$35

buy the egg

Buy this, you wont regret it

And lastly there's this one, $45
But its sold out. I would have to wait another 10 days

Yeah, no thanks. Not into that.

This is my favourite

I like my hand and my furry little friends

Looks like a Silent Hill enemy

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>Wants to buy Masturbator because too much of a faggot to pick up girls
>Also to insecure to buy a prostate stimulator.

Onahole guide:
ttp://pastebin com/hwhGL66a

I can tell you from having had two cheap (sub 15 euro) ones, dont bother. They feel marginalyl better than jacking off, but not much, and the material gives up and breaks pretty soon. Also, can be a bitch to clean, though of course that depends on the design.

Such a good investment
One of these, a fleshlight
MDMA
And vr porn

>nearly died from an orgasm

amazon com/Hismith-Masturbation-Super-Realistic-Pocket/dp/B01N4GLBBG/ref=sr_1_114_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1519767161&sr=1-114&th=1

Seriously, the inside is pretty accurate and the material's a nice balance of soft/firm. Won't last forever but I prefer it to more expensive onaholes.

Save your money and spring for the Tenga Flip Hole Black.

It's $75 on their official web site, but you'll be saving money in the long run because you won't be trying out lesser devices.

It's made of strong stuff, it feels great, it splits in half for easy cleaning, it dries out well.

The cleaning alone sets it way apart from the Fleshlight, which is only popular because of their spamming ads everywhere.

Trust me, go for the Tenga Flip Hole.

What's it called? Where get? How much?

spend more time and effort cleaning lubing and warming these things than using them and then they're a disappointment which breaks not long after

I had this one for about 6 mo before it ripped, called the "princess" or some gay shit. It was only $15 on Amazon and it came in a plain Amazon box. Felt better stimulation-wise than my GF. I made the mistake of getting a fleshlight style one with a housing and vibration to replace it and it's heavy as shit and really hard to clean and never warm. Don't go that route

What is it called?

ok, so thats exactly the kind of thing I would advise not getting. the cheap ones suck, barely last a month.

Nothing beats Tenga

Just go on /jp/'s onahole threads

I have a "Cocolo" from Magic Eyes® been using it for 3 years now. my wife like to include it in our sex play.

What's the name of that device that stimulates your prostate? It's like curved ish, Starts with A. You use it by thrusting

Dick

Oh ha ha, aren't you clever

>real anal design

You make this too easy op, I’ll give you a pass on this one.

I’ve never seen something that goes up your ass and masculine used in the same ad before, sends a mixed message.

aneros

>Amazon Smile.

Who the fuck gets a cut of your sex doll purchase?

Seconded

Yes that's it! That you

siliconenozzles.com

Don't buy cheap chink shit or fleshlights. Get quality silicone. You're welcome

Seconded. Best there is. It's tight af and the suction is unrivaled.

>This one is around $35

Gullible faggot detected.

You care about how many puny bucks it'll cost, yet you don't care about its Main Issue: "cleaning it after use".

Spit in my fist works for me.

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pfft I just spit out some coke

does "real anal design" imply that turds and actual shit is found inside?

WOOT!! you selected "no external box" shipping!

it's like the NASA designing the next Interstellar Space Shuttle and forgetting to add breathable air inside it.

oy vey, nice shill, shlomo!

Fucking kek

Just ordered based on your recommendation. Thanks

Are there 4+ vaginas on that thing? Literally my fucking sides

+1

I fapped on pure molly once and came so hard I went retarded for 30 minutes and nearly threw my back out. Shit's crazy, I can't even imagine what it'd be like with a vibrator up your ass.

>30 seconds to nut into a rubber lump
>25 fucking minutes to clean it
>yet it still smells like a rotten oily fish

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