How's he going to handle it?

How's he going to handle it?

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Like he handles late night television.

Poorly.

Cry, piss and shit his trousers.

Is he one of those overdramatic bedwetters who threatened to move to Canada?

No, hes one of those liberal faggots that stop midway the show and get 'serious' and cry.

Every late night tv host is jumping for joy.

In terms of potential material: Trump > Clinton.

They'll still crack the same jokes but it's different now because they were BTFO on a personal level - particularly Colbert imo.

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lol they were practically bawling on the Daily Show. Ironically, funniest episode they've ever had.

What a dick, how did we get here? Go fuck yourself, Colbert.

Sort of interested in what he has to say, but I imagine the material would be even worse than when it's prepared, meaning it would be cringey and terrible, even more so than usual.

Sort of skimmed around, seems like mostly general and irrelevant commentary that I don't care for. Not cringey, but definitely not interesting.

stopped being funny years ago. who cares

He literally says both parties scream and cry about the other side and how America is going to be ruined by them, and that it's not fair to only feel you're right because your side lost. He's actually being pretty grown up about it.

B-but it's the current year. IT WAS HER TURN

He said get over it. Wether your side won or lost we don't have to be at eachothers throats about how everyone is going to ruin America because it's out of our hands for the next 4 years.

>They'll still crack the same jokes

There was no jokes with Obama. It was fucking boring and Hillary was going to be even more boring. We needed a new Bush and we got it. Even if Trump literally does save America, his personality and the things he will say are still going to be worth more in a comedy writer's room than anything Hilary was ever going to do.

What is the exact definition of a landslide?

Can it be a figurative landslide in that Hillary's supporters feel like an avalanche of rocks have crushed their desperate faces?

K, but it would have beehoved him to take such a standpoint up until the election.

I can't predict based on counterfactuals, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he had plenty of material to use if Trump lost, but resorted to this prepared, hackneyed speech in the contingency that he didn't. "W-well, it's okay if your side didn't win, and don't get so mad about it." But I'm just speculating.

Act solemn over the divided state of the country and pretend to ponder its origin when he knows damn well he and the rest of the media was the absolute biggest cause

this

>beehoved him to take such a standpoint up until the election
And risk getting ostracized by all of hollywood/news media? Don't think he's got fuck you money quite yet.

This so fucking much.

Again, it's certainly a decision on his part that lacks integrity, and why would actually coming across as neutral, (which shouldn't be that difficult, just attack both sides equally), means he would get attacked? You might say his job is comedy, (at least in theory), and Trump was more convenient and easier to attack, but that means he contributed to the extremely vitriolic election coverage and he's a hypocrite in taking the moral high ground after the horse he bet on lost.

he sounds like he's about to burst into tears.

Can you think of other similarly prominent and popular political satirists/comedians actively going after both sides equally this election? They know better not to bite the hand that feeds by going off message. The only somewhat even handed that comes to mind was Maher, at least until Trump secured the nomination and all the dirt from the wikileaks was dragged out into the public eye.

And if any of them is made such a supercilious speech similar to Colbert's afterwards, they are hypocrites as well.

Pretty sure the Noah Trevor had a meltdown or something, which is pathetic, but at least consistent with his previous behavior.

Hey. You were right

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Better than everyone over at Late Night Trump Hate with Seth Meyers
I will be tuning in tomorrow. The ass hurt will be orgasmic.

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8 years of guaranteed job security are a pretty sweet deal for him.

KEKBERT

>Bush years v. 2 coming back

He'll be fine.

Possibly, the network television isn't what it once was and probably never will be, so despite the fact that Trump was practically designed for comedians like Colbert to exploit, he came when network television, (and particularly, late night television), is dying, and while it's certain the talks shows have been given a juicy subject that will provide literally years of material and interested hatred from the pubic, it's questionable whether this will increase ratings sufficiently to keep pace with their decreasing trend that has gone on for years and is certain to continue in the long-run.

Hopefully by returning back to actual comedy and not making a living providing "revenge porn" for people that can't stand differing opinions to the point of censorship.

tfw you never watched a minute of stephen coalbert on television in your lifetime and never will

you should try it sometimes, dudes

Has Trevor Noah said anything? Remember catching a few episodes of The Daily Show and his extreme shilling or Democrats, hope he offs himself

Did you even try to listen? He actually came off as reasonable and did point out how out of control their side got with their rhetoric.

Again, he's hardly blameless and comes across as hypocritical by making this speech.

Did he apologize at any point? If not, however enlightening or perhaps correct the speech was, it never convinced him to change his behavior or it never dawned on him that everybody took it too far until the horse he bet on lost.

See , , and .

This is the greatest thing for the media since Bush. Trump will provide easy lels for years to come. He'll put on a show of dissapointment but in the back of his mind he knows his job got a lot easier, same with John Oliver and all the other semi-news people.

This a the way.

If Clinton had won you could bet your ass there would be jokes about Trump losing, something about his bad hair, and his silly wall idea crumbling.

There would be loud applause from the audience as the host announced that 'racist, sexist' trump was defeated by our gal.

But hillary lost and the butthurt could not be more fucking satisfying. My facebook consists mostly of people whos feelings got hurt somehow by the dumb shit trump says, so they back Hillary and percieve trump as the devil.

Ive never enjoyed facebook more

>Why are people so divided? I'm sure it has nothing to do with us calling everyone nazis and saying all whites are racist trash!

Fuck him. That smug cunt has done nothing but insult non-liberals since he got the new gig. Watching his post election show and seeing all the sulking, horrified leftists was the best comedy I've seen in awhile.

Deep inside they all love it that Trump won. Now they got 4 years of whining to do.

Based on my what my friend who lives in New York has said, colbert probably won't take it that well, most people in New York "know" Donald Trump and they don't like him or take him seriously based on what I've heard

By, "know", I mean they've dealt with him more on a personal level and for much longer than us.

>all of these celebrities on twitter bending the knee and accepting the result

>yfw show is cancelled

This is true. Most of them want nothing more than victim status. The past 8 years have been so free of oppression that they've had to make shit up like 'micro aggression' to get their fix.

Now that a white male is in office they can go all out with their 'omg im so persecuted' cosplay

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How can he be mad? He gets 4 years to shitpost about Trump to his echo chamber audience.

>Why are people so divided? I'm sure it has nothing to do with calling Mexicans murderers and rapists and saying all Blacks are retarded chimps!

Exactly. All this election has done was revealed how far apart we are

We got some work to do

>more divided than ever
>country literally had a civil war
Well Stephen, lets just agree to disagree.

none of the sides want to work with the other

I don't think they need to.
The republicans have the majority on both houses at the moment.

Like his father, crashing the plane with no survivors.

By getting cancelled.

>>country literally had a civil war


That was like 50 people in the country. Besides, you need a civil war to be considered a real country.

But shit it may happen again, I already heard some talk about California wanting to secede and I'm sure Trump will use the military to quell such thoughts, as he should.

It's beneficial, even if not needed

Please, most californians don't even know what side to point a gun to hurt someone, they are just going to LARP for a while and then be content by just whining like regular people.

I admired Colbert on the Report, but he reminds me of Glenn Beck or a televangelist here. Sad to see what became of him... and late night as a whole.

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>mock and belittle the opposing side
>omg how did this happen guise?!?!?!?!

he's actually at his best when at a disadvantage.

This is him improvising while his party is literally crumbling and he's still pretty coherent and interesting.

Last time he was this good was at the Bush Whitehouse Correspondence Dinner, where he roasted the Repubs to their face to mostly silence and was damn good at it.

>comedians and media spend gazillions of joules of energy mocking Trump, demonising Trump
>Colbert on his final pre-election show: "why do we all hate each other? why are we scared of each other?"

What a fucking cunt.

Exactly.

>Mockery = Hatred
Thin skin much?

I'm watching the show now. So glad I already know Trump wins by the end. This would have been a million times more painful to watch life.

The show gets darker and darker and darker with each new segment. Jeff Goldblum goes fucking insane in the middle of it.

Greatest example of train crash television in talk shows in a long, long time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAGAHAHAHAHA

Better than her
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Holy shit he got old in a fucking HURRY

that's what shilling will get ya

When it's constant and unrelenting, yeah, the two become synonymous.

her eyebrows are disgusting

Still playing a professional victim.

What a useless cunt.

Like everyone else dealing with a 3rd world interior. People who are forced to accept aboriginals or dirt people regardless of their colour. They make do with the filth on the floor.

Stop oppressing her!

Reminder that she and Zooey are one of the biggest reasons Trump won

According to most vocal liberals, yes, mockery does equal hatred.

Didn't he have a live election night thing?
What was that like?
Anyone see it?


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Fucking disgusting

That's just Sup Forums. Meanwhile my very livelihood and job security is threatened by expressing an ounce of conservatism while my coworkers can spout whatever liberal crap they want.

>ywn save her ;__;
dammit Sup Forums you're always the worst.

That is pretty divisive because I am Black and have been the victim of 2 separate cases of attempted muggings by Mexicans.

This. Clumping everyone in together with Sup Forums was one of the factors of the DFL's undoing.

For fucks sakes, Pepe is a hate symbol now thanks to Clinton's nonsense.

They only fueled Kek and the meme magic

Fpbp

>Mexican tries to get his TV back from a B&E America
>this qualifies as a mugging now

He's mad his political advocacy "comedy" has no effect to influence the narrative anymore except on the stupidest of liberals.

Suicide hopefully

>Call everyone racist

They go for the fuck you vote

Literally 1/4 of trumps voters thought he was incompetent twenty fucking five percent of his votes were basically a fuck you to the system and these morons wont even reflect that their identity politics and condescension created this

>COMMENTS ARE DISABLED

lol every fucking time
let these retarded cunts live in their own little fantasy worlds
theyre done, no one will ever give a fuck about wet a walking vagina has to say ever again

That's some nice headcanon

Colbert's a strong catholic and his family are Republican I believe so while I'm sure he'd rather Hillary won I think out of all the msm he's most accepting of it

If he cares about the state of entertainment on american television, he will voluntarily cancel his own show

I thought this was pretty well done desu

>rise to fame was satire and talking about politics
>"guys politics is taking up too much of our lives, it's everywhere!"

That's fantastic, bust my ass and live like like shit to not be on welfare when I'm capable of taking care of myself.Get threatened and beaten twice when I'm coming home from work. Still have a fucked up shoulder from one of the fights.Both times for nothing because I'm poor as fuck and never had more than $10 on me.The only thing the cops did was put cuffs on a guy I already kicked the shit out of. Never called to check, never increased patrols, never found the guys that tried to rob me the first time.

Do my absolute best not be some bullshit stereotype. Have nothing to show for it except a few hundred dollars saved up that I didn't spend on drugs or gold teeth or new sneakers. Still get seen as "B&E American" just because I'm Black. And on top of ALL THAT this fuckers DUB DUBS basically confirms it.
I give up.
I'm gonna go rob a convenient store right now.

I pray to God that a cop shoots me while I'm unarmed and my back is turned away from him, I pray it gets all kinds of news attention, I pray that BLM has some protest near where you live that grows into a full riot. And I pray some group mad irrational niggers beat the shit out of you.

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I pray to God that a cop shoots me while I'm unarmed and my back is turned away from him, I pray it gets all kinds of news attention, I pray that BLM has some protest near where you live that grows into a full riot. And I pray some group mad irrational niggers beat the shit out of you.

And that is why you are subhuman

>And that is why you are subhuman

Well, at least I know how to fucking quote.

New copy-pasta? I like the part about drugs and gold teeth.

This is such nigger mentality. No one wonder people hate you. Get yourself some lucrative skills dumb ass

t. educated and wealthy black man