/heem/

Jose Aldo Libra para libra número um, o melhor.

José Aldo da Silva Oliveira Junior is a Brazilian mixed martial artist in the Ultimate Fighting Championship and the UFC Featherweight Champion, currently in his second reign.


Aldo was very poor growing up, as WEC general manager Reed Harris states, "They were telling me that Wagnney Fabiano would be at the gym, and José would show up, and Wagnney would say, 'Have you eaten today or yesterday?' If not, they would go get him some food. That's how poor he was." When asked in an interview by the WEC what his motivation is, Aldo replied "My personal desires. My dream, my goal is to own my own house. This dream motivates me more and more as I get closer to fulfilling it"

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great thread

Fuck you I was going to make the thread you dumb cunt

>When asked in an interview by the WEC what his motivation is, Aldo replied "My personal desires. My dream, my goal is to make hamburgers for Brazil. This dream motivates me more and more as I get closer to fulfilling it"

famous burger is the best hamburger in brazil p4p

Just so you're all aware, Trevor Smith at +160 is free money.

who is the final boss of /heem/

>I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your Famous Burger”

>“You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that"

The FW GOAT.

/reem/

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not one has returned

Thank you
sorry

Have any of you watched Mais Forte que o Mundo?

I wish I had some Goobert webms on hand rite now

>Jose, how much - if any - of the fight can you remember?

this actually happened

youtube.com/watch?v=8Kmp7r3f0z0

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How long till ONE?

Would tell you but not in the OP

damn that's nasty how he uses the body kick not even to land it but to move the arm out of the way

its on the official heeminder tho

Hug was arguably one of the most elite strikers to ever walk the planet, especially for his size

hoodiegod

4.75 hours.

onefc.com/ring-girls/

Half these women have the same plastic surgeon.

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212 is getting closer lads

You have stream?

onefc.com/livestream/

keep an eye on the embeddeds I will make an appearance

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Actually starts in 6 hours man

fuck, these chicks are ugly

damn, would be a good time to stream cops for a few hours. anybody up for it?

Main Event or Prelims?

I don't know, i doubt the preelims would be shown somewhere else for fans from the west

why do you think he will win?

Chris Camozzi can't win against anyone who doesn't want to stand and bang. I legitimately don't understand this line.

>tfw one fights as soon as I wake up

Okay thanks I'll put 20 on

name recognition

This is an official stream right? They wont show the main card.

rub your chin

Trevor Smith is a washed up wrestleboxer who isnt good at boxing

He doesn't need to be to get Camozzi on the ground. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Backseat game strong.

THE ACTUAL MADMAN

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/867992185672654852

he's really not funny for some reason

Who can beat Stipe?

Ngannou?

cain

If he fights again, sure

If stipe stops derrick Lewis is he the third best heavyweight behind schaub and crocop?

>Have any of you watched Mais Forte que o Mundo?

Yeah lad, I liked it but it seemed like a weird choice to have Aldo's story "peak" at the Hominick fight. Nothing about the mendes fights, zombie or florian, and of course not goobs.

Why hominick?

mods are sleep. post rare simpsons

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>wearing adidas

Is hoodiebro a reebok plant?

>oi, você é José Aldo?

>ywn nail her so hard until your dick falls off

fuck

I Think Him Not Being Funny Has Something To Do With The Fact He Is Dumb As Shit #CapitalizeEveryWord #AndNew #TonyFergusonIsDaBest #RealShit #BitchAss #Pie

youtube.com/watch?v=DnApbbC-kcQ

Stand and clang starting lads.

Plenty of guys dumber than him, some like Nate are even funny

ive come to realize that Nate isn't really that dumb tho. He just talks fast and slurs. He's actually smart tho

Nobody knows what a gazelle is anyways, this is America get it right

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Really mate ? You really didnt watch or dont remember that ?

best card of the year coming through.

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you are mistaken

Imagine if T-Ferg and Magana had a kid.

Tony is just not funny. Magana isnt even trying to be funny, her shtick is "im proving everyone wrong and im trolling but not really"

The wit and intelligence of T-Ferg and the personality and pervasive mummy issues of Magana.

This but unironically.

>tfw Travis gets violently heemed again

He might get choked out, but he's not getting heemed.

I wasn't being ironic. Plus there's room for 2 or 3 prelims.

That's a title fight tacked on to a fight night card.

>tfw travis gets ezekiel'd from mount bottom
can't fucking wait lads

Imagine wasting hour arguing on Sup Forums as if anybody is going to have their opinion changed.

Imagine living in a country ruled by a former reality TV star with fake hair.

I don't need to imagine it. Get on my level ausfailia.

Wait, so are you posting things which you don't think actually happened?

Have I been bamboozled?

>Gus beats Glover
>Jones beats DC
>Gus vs Jones II

Is this what's going to happen lads?

Shogun will get a rematch before Gus does.

How many times do you have to defend the belt in UFC to get enough money for a house? Even Conor rents.

Conor rents because he wants to look like he bought an expensive house like a chauvinist

I didn't direct my post at a particular person dumb dumb

At least once, in fact all the non champions are homeless

>all the non champions are homeless
absolutely false, dana lets them sleep in the octagon at night

for sure that's my preferred scenario 100%

>rent a mansion
>start calling it le mac mansion

Sad!

bloodyelbow.com/

Looks like shit imo

But its scary with Boogey Jon underneath

Think it looks way better desu

Is there usually a stream for ONE?

yes
but you can watch it tomorrow for free on their youtube chael

Are those panties inside out?

Just the label, you can tell from those flower ? decorations, they wouldnt show from the wrong side out

facebook dot com ONEChampionship

Free prelim stream in three minutes.