I just got caught jerking off around my dogs by my mom i dont know what to do im fucking terrified about what will...

I just got caught jerking off around my dogs by my mom i dont know what to do im fucking terrified about what will happen is my christian as fuck family finds out about this shit i dont want to be an outcast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FAGGOT

Thanks man i really needed that

Here's your you

gary indiana is doing $1 house sales, might be something to look into

What happened op? How did your mom find you?

>around my dogs
>around
>dogs
wut, elaborate

We have laundry room where the dogs stay and she caught me with my pants down about try and fuck my dog

Like i wasnt jacking off or fucking the dogs but like i kinda just had my pants down

wait, I thought you said you were just jerking in their vicinity, now you say you were actually trying to fuck one?

nothing to do but kys now, OP

assumig you're probably a fatass saying your pants have stretched and that they fell off is out the window

Im am a fat ass but they're like sweat pants

Just better kys now.

Rape and creampie a relative to show you like people

Seems like the only option at this point

>>laundry room
>>spilled something on pants
>>clean
you’re a dumb fuck op and don’t deserve the trips.

Seriously, just say you had a bad itch on your balls or something and you just happened to be in the same room as the dogs.

Unless it was really obvious you were trying to fuck one. Then you're sol

You should be outcast.

I can´t. Why would you try to fuk your dog when people are in your house?

I dont deserve them they're fucking wastef

If you're posting on this on Sup Forums you already are an outcast

I thought they'd be asleep

I dont think it was that obvious but i dont know man during the moment the only thing going through my head was my life is ruined

Do you have a sister who is 18+?

You didn't even quote him though

No

describe the scene more clearly, it will be easier to come up with an excuse for you.

Do you have a female relative?

I was in the laundry room on the floor with my pants slightly above the knees with a big dog to my right laying down on her back and a few small dogs to my left when suddenly my mom opens the door sees me and backs out almost instantly

I not raping a female relative that was just a joke

Do you have a female relative and what country is this in?

so many trips in this one thread smh

You got to pay her for sex do you don't look like a dog fucker

I can't even brag about them to some friends cause then they'd know i did this shit

She is my step mom but i dont think she'd be down

its phenomenal isnt it

>Posts on /b
>Does not want to be an outcast

my fucking sides are in outerspace

If there's any room for doubt, people will believe what they want to believe, so feed that denial and make up whatever story you want, they'll buy it, unless this isnt the first time you've been caught doing/almost doing this.

Irrelevent but sorta related
>be me house sitting
>owners of house have little dog
>I smeared peanut butter all over my dick and balls
> I sprawled out on the couch while I let the bitch feast on the delectible snack that occupied my lower extremities.
>after I cum I get off couch to reveal a big shit stain from my poopy booty.
>likeigiveafuk.jpeg and flip the cushion over on the other side.
Had a great time never got caught cuz I’m not a faggot like OP.

First time by her last time step brother caught me jacking my dog off but i think from his perspective he couldn't see so he kinda brushed it off and forgot

I did that once it was a shit nut though

Give that bitch a baby

Think of it like this you are preventing prostate cancer.

thanks user I will check it out

I'd say try the "cleaning something I spilled on pants" excuse if you think that will work. But based on what you describe here that might just not be plausible. Especially if she might have seen your boner.
In that case I would just say you found some epic porn on your phone and you just had to bust a nut right then and there. Your family might not like that much, but it will be a hell of a lot better than them thinking you're a dog fucker.

Own a gun OP?

Whatever is causing all these OPs to fuck up, I don't want it to stop.

Yeah, op better fuck his dad, become the family alpha

Use marshmallow fluff next time. Its harder to lick off

But seriously, why the fuck were you trying to fuck your dogs.

Not op, but dogs are sexy

Post pick of the doggo's puss puss