Parcel appeared on balcony

Hey Sup Forums
A random parcel appeared on my balcony.
I'm white in a dense Muslim area. My apartment is located between two mosques.

I'm fucking creeped out. What should I do?

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open it goy

Fuck no, what if it's a letter bomb or some shit. I'm not exactly quiet about my disdain for mussies. I might be the only secular person in this apartment block.

if doubles you open it

I'm genuinely thinking about calling the police.

If I roll singles, it's nothing.

If I roll dubs, it's a bomb.

If I roll trips, it's a goat for you to fuck.

Check. 'Em.

Throw it into your neighbor's balcony

open

don't be a soft cunt
open it

What if it explodes when I pick it up?

This is Sup Forums, open it and post pics while doing it

Don't open it just yet, but go out and inspect it. Thoroughly.

You fucking open it

You should call them then.

True, but in that case the bomb would have to have a pressure sensor. I'd look inside the back, while not touching the object. Then post more pictures of what's inside.

You better fucking open it after making the shit thread OP

open it it might be drugs

If you're going to be a bitch and not open why even make a thread about it you fucking pussy

Just call the queen's police and delete this thread

>oh noes mysterious package!
>Geez maybe it's because of all those comments I made about muslims!
>better make a thread on Sup Forums!

Fucking kill yourself

Where do you live? You fucking open it

trips have spoken

Go look at it. Take some better pictures. If it is a bomb, being any closer to is is not going to hurt you. Do you have any tools? I own a scope, and a drill, I would drill a small hole in it, without moving it, and stick the scope inside. Of you're just a lying cunt, and there is no package.

I would if I had it on my balcony, I'm not a pussy sydney cunt

There is literally no access to my balcony unless someone intentionally lobbed it up.

>why even make a thread about it

Just open it you fucking fag

Camel dildo

if its a bomb you'll become a martyr for Cronulla 2.0

In the case I die, I'll need some kind of notoriety

If it was a bomb, it would have blown up by now

If they threw it up there, then moving it is probably not going to do anything. I mean, it was thrown afterall. Take some more pics or you're a lying cunt.

>Ausfailia
It's probably those jalals guys.

if somebody lobbed it up and it didnt explode from that contact its not going to explode if you unwrap it

If there's no access to your balcony other than throwing it, it won't explode unless you press some button since otherwise it would have exploded from initial impact. Just open the fucking bag without applying much pressure

Just open it, if you die you'll have started the fire. JUST OPEN IT

this

More pics or fuck off

As requested

>In the case I die, I'll need some kind of notoriety

You're looking for Sup Forums fame you fucking attention whore?

Just fucking open it or do something you fucking loser

Here's the reality if it is a bomb

>someone posts link to article
>Reaction of about 5 people going, "oh"
>Close tab and move on to next thread

That's literally all that's going to happen.

It's your anime figure you forgot you ordered 2 months ago.

Y'all posting in an Aussie thread.

I don't watch anime

Lol this thread

This

Take a better picture. Close up. Is it a posted package or just in a box? If it is posted there'll be a seal of paper, w/barcode and all

Do you live in Bankstown?

>inb4 it was OP's dildo that he ordered and forgot about

Not that far west
Auburn

>Fragile. Claims someone threq the fucker atleast a story up unto his balcanoy. Open it you pussy ffs. I know this is a troll but now i want to know whats inside.

Fucking Goat.

Checked

>Fragile

ITS YOUR FUCKING GLASS BUTT PLUG YOU FUCKING A AUSSIE

I couldn't be more sincere if I tried

it was delivered by real ninjas

call the police

Come on op, martyr yourself for angering rednecks Against muzzies

I knew you were a fucking soft sydney poofter

>Checked even doe its not trips

New fag detected

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pick it up and throw it off from the rooftop

if it doesn't explode it is ok to open

I grew up in the country dickhead. I just have a fucking IQ and needed to move for uni

Lol. RIP

>see flag
You tell us, you put it there, you adorable trickster, you!

Do it fast

DON'T OPEN IT ITS MUSTARD GAS

Sweet, probably some sort of biological warfare and they picked you to be patient zero user!

This is a huge honor, so quit being a pussy and open the fucking thing.

I'm actually fucking scared but sure.
I need actual advice.

CALL THE POLICE.

I REPEAT.

CALL THE POLICE.

you've been in the city too long ya soft cunt

Poor a shit ton of water on it

Your gonna call the police and its gonna be a fucking package from your aunt or something like that. Hope the police laugh your ass out of town.

I've been surrounded by muzzies for too long. Cunt.

I know a guy who knew a guy who found cocaine on the beach, and after snorting some he died from a flesh-eating virus in his nasal cavity that ate his brain.

CALL THE FUCKING POLICE.

BETTER SAFE THAN BLOWN UP.

Photograph the goddamn Delievery Paper that you can see there

It's raining

Open it faggot

What reasons do we have to believe it is an explosive device?

Throw pigs blood balloons at their mosques

throw something at it, see if it explodes.

Fucking open it already the suspense is killing me

>straya can't handle the irl bantz

typical soft cunt

video as you open it

DON'T LISTEN.

CALL THE FUCKING POLICE.

You soft aussie cunt.

Hit it with a broom if you're really that much of a queer you think it might go boom.

OP cut a hole in the side of the box, very gently, without moving or disturbing it. The fact that it was thrown leads me to believe that even if it is a bomb it's either timed or remotely triggered however it may explode when the box is opened via the lid acting as a switch. If you see any wires, electronics or lights, call the cops and GTFO.

Is it making any noise? Any detectable odor?

THEN PUT IT IN THE RAIN THEN TOU FUCKING PUSSY POOFTA CUNT

JUST SAY THAT YOU HAVE AN UNKNOWN PACKAGE ON YOUR BALCONY AND YOU ARE UNSURE IF YOU SHOULD OPEN IT.

SOFT
CUNT

waiting for OP to deliver...

Maybe it's just a lazy mailman who isn't paid enough?

CUM ON IT!

He probably opened it and is dead right now

Could we please hold back this balant display of homophobia and misoginy?
Thanks
*sips tea*

OP you've been kek'd

call the cops, would be most likely chance of funnies.

OPEN ITTTTT!!!!

BEGIN THE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!!!

SUSPENSE!!!!!


RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are letting your entire country down m8.

Twat it with a stick and then open it. It's probably that anal lube you were waiting for.

Get out of here with that no fun attitude

RIP in peace OP

You should have moved when you had the chance. Now the shitslimes are physically removing you

DESU I really doubt it. Probably just goat porn inside.

I KNOW A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE WHEN I SEE ONE.

DON'T WANT HIM GETTING BLOWN UP.

bomb squad happenings would be best. It's probably nothing, remember