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Had fun last time, let's do it again

I'm a cashier at wal-mart, AMA

I wont give out my store number, or anything too personal, anything else is freegame

How can I get last name of a fired employee?

know it in the first place or subpoena them
good luck

Bump

Met a dtf bitch but she got fired.

How does one steal from Wal-Mart? The glass encased shit.

you really dont
i havent figured out a way someone could

steal a key from under the register, hope it is broken off it's rope, the electronics cases have their own type of key, different from the regular mini-case lockboxes, or spider-alarms (the things they put around flatscreens)

Is it true that all Walmart employees are required to shit their pants at the start of each shift to make the customers feel more at home?

yes

Not electronics.

dub dubs confirm truthiness

then where? Jewelery?
you aren't getting in those cases, sorry, i dont even know what kind of key they use, and there is always someone there

Do niggers and kids come in and steal shit and trash stuff all the time?

yes
more native americans where i live, but yes
subhumans

Bruh, I avoid my local walmart on the weekend due to all of the fucking natives that come in from the rez. They are terrible scum.

Pow pow pow.

Walmart Department manager here. Can confirm niggers steal shit all the time. Blacks in my area are 90% of our losses as per our AP.

what state you live in

New Mexico.

boo hoo

ah, south dakota here
comforting knowing it's not just a problem here, but sad knowing it's elsewhere

Yup. I've been up to SD quite a bit actually. Only the west side of the state though. Not too many natives on that side as far as I could tell.

Shieeeeet, I know which one you're talking about. Them Tulips are nasty people

post pics of your breakroom

i dont have any on hand and i'm not at work

but that looks way tf nicer than ours

does the general walmart employee give a fuck about you stealing? What's the chances someone will know you're stealing? And what would they most likely do about it?

>cashier

what percentage of ordinary customers (not walmart employees) pay with Walmart Pay?

Drink a bottle of water, than filled it with water from the crane, put your dick inside for a minute and then put this bottle to the shelf with the same water bottles. And make some proofs, come on!

they probably do, since that cuts into our bonuses

0% if you arent retarded
The only thing we as regular non-managers (non-salaried workers) can do is be aggressively courteous, walk up to you, and give you the hole spiel

and then we notify AP
in the past 4 months probably less than one percent of people i've checked out

i'm at home and that's retarded

Barrel keys usually set up specifically to that lock or lock set. The only way to maybe get anything of value is to try to pop The lock, or steal shit with spider wraps and lock boxes on it You can get magnet keys on Amazon
I was a sales floor associate for 5 years

that's what i figured, yeah

how do people steal from walmart ?
how much is highest amount stolen?

>and that's retarded
You're a newbie in /b, right?

not op but I can answer your first question

put the item in your pocket and leave the store

that was one away from an epic put down. thanks user

too general of question, tons of ways to steal

if it's a small item and you know it doesnt have an alarm embedded in it, find a bedsheet set by mainstays, we dont check inside those but it's just velcro
highest amount stolen is probably a tv or computer, i'm sure there's someone who's gotten away with it

What about guns

what about them?

Anyone take those?

ye

I was hoping for something more interesting than just walking off with it.

For example: Can I buy an item, put it in my car. then walk back in with the receipt, take the same item from the shelf and return it?

How?

How much money is usually left in the electronics drawer at the end of the night?

Nope

you have to get a sticker from a door greeter to return an item

you could bring in a random item to "return", get the sticker, and go from there, can't vouch for how well that would work though
beats me, always manned and locked, i'm sure they have more cameras round there aswell
they remove drawers from the registers when they shut them down for the night, so none

Neat, Albuquerque user here.

Before they shut them down duh and what time do they usually do that

i think it depends on the store but it's usually 10-11

depends on how long the person is on the register till

but they make the cashiers shut them down and escort them to the back moneyroom (which is always locked) so they really arent left with cash in them

Dude holy shit BEFORE THEY SHUTDOWN THE REGISTER on average how much money is usually in them.

depends on how busy the day is duh dude it's walmart

we call for money pulls often, so often never more than 1.5k

not worth the risk

just noticed
>electronics
i dont work in electronics so i don't know that specific

O alright yeah 1k isnt a whole lot I was thinking a lot more considering all the TV's sold

Easy shit to steal. Water filters. Cut bar code off of $5 one and use it to pay for one that costs close to $50(limit for returned shit without a receipt). Walk up to self checkout, pay for $50 filter using the bar code for the $5 one. Walk out and then back in through the entrance closer to customer service. Claim that filter wasn’t the right one, your idiot wife bought it. They’ll ask for a receipt, say wife threw it out, they’ll give you a GC/store credit for the $50, when all you spent was $5. Limit is 3 returns without receipt per every 3 months.

Do you live in the North? (Being intentionally vague as you wanted)

walmarts in high-theft areas dont do no-receipt returns
mid-west

No Nigger colonies here, so it’s actually enjoyable and safe.

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Is it possible to be hired by walmart, then when you're shift starts, clock in, but don't actually work but sleep in your car til shift is over, then clock out?

No. You will be fired nearly immediately

How would they know? Those name tags have GPS locator in them?

They'll know because you aren't doing your job

Electronics worker here. My store tends to sell the tvs at a small loss just so they can have the best prices. Also the people who come in my store inspect every inch of the box and any damage to it no matter how small they demand a discount. Sometimes i have even caught them trying to damage the box