Trying to impress a chem major on a date. help. im dumb as fuck but i pretended i knew organic chem

trying to impress a chem major on a date. help. im dumb as fuck but i pretended i knew organic chem

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You're a retard

fuck you at least i have a date

I have a gf that I'm planning to marry because I didn't lie trying to look cool, retard.

Don't bring orgamic chem into the conversation. Talk about new topics

Come clean, tell them you just wanted them to like you and just be your fucking self... Jesus is that really that hard? Are you so unlikeable that you had to resort to deceit? The answer is probably no, so fuckin be you, maybe even ask if he can show you a few simple things or something

Tell him you meant orgasmic chemistry between u two then show him your moves

Discuss Intelligent Calcium with her.
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Just don’t talk about it

>doesn't know organic chemistry
Get fucked op, if you didn't pay attention in high school we aren't going to help you. Not like she would talk about carbon chemistry on a date anyway

make some christals
there was a recipe posted but i have not tried it yet

it's poison gas dont do this

>organic chemistry

Man, that's like one of the hardest and work-intensive fields of chemistry there is.

It's too late for help.

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Q. Why is a propane molecule like her pussy during this date?
A. They are both saturated

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Sure you do dude. It’s a sympathy date because she sees that you’re retarded. Let me guess: late afternoon/early evening in a coffee shop or a crowded public place right?

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Stupid is as stupid does

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tell her E = mc2

Tell her, her carbon carbon bonds gives you diamond cutter.

Good luck with the org chem. I disliked that subject in my Chem Eng degree.

I dont know how many layers if irony we're on here