Tfw no rekt thread

tfw no rekt thread

thats handy

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I wonder how he HANDled that situation.

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You've got to hand it to him he didnt lose his grip.

did he died?

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why is this so funny

it literally looks like the guy did it on purpose,
top kek

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Fake

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>joergeisdead

Fucked up my right hand about two weeks ago. But it's nothing compared to OP's pic

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underrated post

Gonna remove the stitches in about a week

very much so indeed, i kek'd hard

build a man a fire and hes warm for a day

set a man on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life.

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just perfect

>push the tempo

yeet

>saved in my awkward handshakes folder
thanks user

lmao I thought he did it twice

fucking retarded chinks

Ok ..can you please post the most disturbing videos you have ever seen ?

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Stupid white thrash

Gang rape would set her frame of reference right

Another ogre i see...

Hello newfriend, you don't belong here

This is why in England, bus drivers are protected behind a door.

Poltergeist problem?

you dont belong here ugly pussy bitch

they are not, also, people from england suck

Yes, they are.

more likely case is that they are behind the doors to protect them from snackbars.

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Who's ass gonna get rekt tho?

seen that kinda shit for real during my first summer job.
needless to say, i'll never work again

>they're behind doors for protection
>nuh uh, they're behind doors for protection

are you retarded or just an idiot?

kek

He: "Hey babe, i got you a dog to protect you on the streets"
She: "Looks a bit soft"
Outcome:

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Fucking retard. Natural selection at it's best

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>When you're literally made our of beans

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It gets funnier everytime

Damn idiot

Real?

He did, didn't he?

It was 4real

>michelin hands

Haha lard ass. What did you do?

I'll bet that hurt like a bitch.

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Sawzall hit a knot, went astray and this was the result.

you'll shoot your eye out, kid

the muslim woman's bomb failed to go off

ha. he had second thoughts.

Oof

Nothing oc in here

I wonder how long it took for him to die. like was he spinning and thinking about how fucked he as or was it lights out.

don't pull that shit if you're just going to stop-drop-and-roll afterwards

ye I bet, imagine this happens to your trashy sister.. I bet you'd be totally fine with that, hmmmm?

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I recall that this is a cruise ship swaying heavily

Did he live?

Ive never seen the extended version with her walking away carrying the dog by its neck

lol, only now i notice that fat dude: "phew"

gay

female privilege: hitting people who are literally carrying you expecting no retaliation

Just assumed that this sort of shit would be bolted to the floor on a ship

Dog bite?

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serial killers typically do it on purpose you nitwit

Heh I crashed badly on that spot in Schaldming a couple of years ago. Shitty Head skis decided to come of in the middle of a turn...

source?

What did you do mang?

is it Jörg Sprave?

a bus in some asian country

a bus? fuck me, i couldn't make it out, from the speed i'd have said train

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Looking for a webm of a dude/chick that does some Houdini shit in his/her bathtub, and ends up drowning her/himself.

Fuck, I forgot about that vid. Quality song user.

at work my friend hit accidentally my finger whit hammer hard as he can.

why are the people sitting in the background barely moving at all?

Niggers

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looks like he at least had a face shield. hopefully it saved his face.

source?
what does he look now?
did he survived?

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cauple of days later i can see that its not straigt