Thoughts on jesus walking on water ?

thoughts on jesus walking on water ?

how did he do it ?

nerve gas

magnets

Webbed feet and rapid movement

He didn't, stupid

its an analogy

Al Bundy's shoe lights

I herd he was the son of god

i actualy snorted becouse of this, fuck you user

HE WAS GOD!!!!

Of course he did it. Just as assuredly as Apollo carries the sun across the sky with his chariot.

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meth

Fucking ICE. anyone can do it.

if he really wanted to impress people, he would have moonwalked.

It wasn't written upon a napkin, so it can't be true.

Nigga just swim.

He put one foot in front of the other, how the fuck else would anyone walk you fucking moron

he somehow manipulated the surface tension of the water with his energy the two fields created a surface upon which he could walk

he wasn't anything special he was just a man like everyone else he said we were ALL gods children
we can ALL do what he did

Because he was the son of a all powerful reality bender known as god aka SCP-343.

Reality Bending allows quite intangible things to happen like walking on water.

Jesus was the second greatest con artist that ever lived.
This particular magic trick was done using stilts.

Pic related.

humans are 70% water, i can walk on humans therefore i am 70% Jesus

watermelons are about 90% water, i can walk on watermelons, therefore i am 90% Jesus

Ice is 100% water, i can walk on ice, therefore i am 100% Jesus

hes jesus