Australia is the pinnacle of English speaking countries

Australia is the pinnacle of English speaking countries.

Prove me wrong faggots

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Get rid of the Apex nigger then we'll talk. Australia ATM is even more dangerous than all of western europe countries combined.

>Prove me wrong faggots

i didnt know there were black people in australia

What's that cartoon called? Seen it so often

Scotland’s English has evolved farther than yours and is on another dimensional level.

Australia has evolved so far they only let their natives out to fingerpaint and make fart noises Into hollow logs for asian tourists

but you’ve already spent all the money your government gave you for your guns on shitty beer.

Nuff said

kinda like vietnam, afghanistan, iraq for americans

Australians look weird.

Shame about the literacy. You fuckers can barely string two words together without umming and ahhing.

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if australia is so good why do people keep moving to melbourne

youtu.be/Tg6AO1tnh0Y

where in perth m8? that's a good 50% faster than I get at home

>Prove me wrong faggots
Abbos

Bayswater

Do u da engrish good

Money

Nice place, too bad everything that lives there can kill or maim you.

Id rather the wiggles

Your post code 3156?

pretty sure you're looking at the wrong state user. WA is all 6xxx postcodes.

na as that other guy said it starts with a 6

>Annoying nanny state
I don’t think so

did somebody say annoying nanny

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Mad Max is from Australia, so you are correct

Toilets flow the wrong way. Every animal on your continent wants to murder the fuck out of you. Vegemite sucks.

Sexiest accents in the world though.

>Vegemite sucks
get hte fuck out

I thought Ausfags didn't even drink Foster's?

what the fuck
i cant even get fucking close to this shit ,6155

We are white Island niggers and it feels good

Because Melbourne is in Australia

I'm in the nanny state. Shit could be worse though I guess, we could be in the NT

We don't. It's not really available here either.
Tastes like cat piss.

It's just one step above VB

>Australian
the dudes Scottish you retard

I fucking loved that show.

Like

are traps gay in australia?

no women are, everywhere is backwards and shit there

fuckin coopers is the way to go, m8

can confirm coopers sparkling is pretty fuckin good

the stout is decent as well.

coopers sparkling is my go to.
tastes awesome, 1.7 standards per beer. its fuckin good

i concur

>Prove me wrong
But it IS the pinnacle of English speaking countries, dumb user!

What we eat in Oz

gay as fuck

Our niggers don't have access to guns so they're far less dangerous. Most likely weapon is gonna be a broken bottle or a stick

The image looks funny, but can anyone translate the fosters to american for me? thanks!

I love it when I stay up late enough and drunk enough for quality Australian shitposts.

sure kid

You mean nations who beat european colonial powers?

then why are there still abos

I thought you were all VB fags.

People are avoiding melb and going to Brisbane lately.

this thread ia enough proof

Okay well what about the lead singer from AC/DC then?

Bogans?

Must be nice to be isolated from spics, niggers, and towel heads.

The nt is the opposite of a nanny state, nothing like pissed boating, shooting pigs and letting off multishots on territory day

>>Is on par with the usa as "niggers of the white race"
>>pinnacle

noice shitpost, moi8.

That's why we've had none of the terrorism attacks that Europe has had right?

How many people died in that Ariana Grande explosion? Or from rush guy that plowed through that bridge? Or the 600 terrorist attacks in France?

VB is fucking gross cunt, almost as bad as west end

>10 000 rounds of ammo
>20 000 emus
we never stood a chance

Last time I went there (3 months ago) all I heard was As-salamu alaykum ,Allāhu akbar, and other jigaboo words. Australia seemingly turned into a Muslim and Feminist hell hole, with big spiders.

Yeah the beer kits, not the cartons anymore.
>T- amateur adelaide brewer sipping on custom pale ale bevviez

also youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYRgjvphco

Mate, we were part of all those...

have you not been to a dan murphys?

Australia and France also lost to those rice chinks (btw militarily we won), we have won Iraq twice (in which aussies also lost that again, but obunga pulled us out and fucked everything), and Afghanistan is in the works along with aussies dabbling in here and there

it's just for a laugh mate

Australia is just boring. Everyone huddles on the coast. Nobody is tough enough to endure the outback. When Steve Irwin died, the last real Aussie man died too. You're a country of cucks and people who can only shitpost on the internet. Where are your great works? Advancements? What has the Ausitralian man done to make humanity say, "wow, Australia needs to exist" You're just there, like Greenland, but less cool.

>hey nons, look here, a glitch!!!

what a steal

it's not american english, thus it's just another form of nigger-tounge-clicking

Fuck Australia full of faggot supporters. Open the borders to let in water to drown the sand monkies v3

Nice, cunt. My mate brews and i always tax a few beers and give him reviews.

Wifi, ultrasound, MRI scanners, made the first ever film, tanks, ear implants for deaf cunts and flu medication you dopey cunt

He is right

Legit question.

Why is NZ so much better?

Only because the fat fuck Americans try stuffing spoon fulls in their mouths like they do with everything else

You think those island niggers are better than us Australians? God damn

Even the littleist bit of cum tastes bad. Don’t need a spoonful to know it shouldn’t be in your mouth

Yes.

Yeah you'd know all about how cum tastes wouldn't you. All white Americans are the Niggers bitches. We lock them up you guys give them guns

Cunt, I'm unable to prove you wrong. You win.

your rugby team is shit

The Bee Gees are from AUS, I like them so I like you.

Sorry.. not a white American. And vegemite is still awful. Next?

NZ is better!

>Vegemite sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=SVKsH3iA6UE

Radelaide reppin. Coops Sparkling.. god damn

What this guy said you fucking idiot.

The two worst English accents are Australian and Indian.

Australian women biggest boner killers of all.

Why can't AussieFags pronounce words as simple as "no" ?

Fucking retards, all of them

fuck ya, ya daft cunt
I say the same shit about americans and english cunts. the english butcher their own language, and the americans sound like they are actively trying to destroy the brain cells of anyone who is unlucky enough to hear them.
fuck off

Aside from what said.. I'm Australian and I have to agree. It really is shit here, nothing to do if you don't live on the coast, and even still if you do it gets old after a bit. Even the government is shit xD they're more focused on they're affairs then the people. I mean literally, check the latest news haha..

One good thing is the multiculturalism, you don't see the same boring, generic looking cunts every day