What should the next Predator movie be about?

What should the next Predator movie be about?

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if another predator movie happens it will be shittier than the one before it, same with the alien franchise.

god I wanna facefuck a Predator and have it clamp to my groin with the mandibles

Predator gets stranded in a desert, gets hunted down by the US army.

There is already a movie in the works, working title is The Predator and it's being directed by Shane Black

you gave me an idea:

PREDATOR REBOOT

with the predator and the victims relocated to a more close conflict than Central American contras.... say.... Crimea

>female pred visits America and brings down the patriarchy with lots and lots of alien sex

There's already one coming out in two Februarys.
I like all the movies unironically so i don't even give a fuck how it is i will enjoy seeing big aliens killing shit

>Predator School
we see how the predators are trained starring:
>chad
>the more techy predator
>asian ninja predator
>michelle rodriguez

there's a mortal kombat arena fight in a maze colliseum at the end of the movie and the winner is chad because he's fucking chad

A fat predator who doesn't like hunting and spends his time shitposting on /k/

a predator whos wife was killed by a zenomorph finally tracks down the one who did it
but getting to him will not be easy because the nest is in a human colony

Predator Cops

A near retirement predator policeman gets a new reckless young partner and they have to track down predators fucking shit up in the predator city. Their captain gets pretty tired of them destroying property desu

Societal structure of the Predator Home World.

What does the average Predator do for a 9-5 job? What do their women look like? Are dreadlocks in style right now or it is a traditional hair style?

That sounds like shit but I do want a movie about how their different castes interact. Bad bloods getting rekt by elite police yautja

An 8-year old predator must protect his home from a pair of predator burglars when he is accidentally left home alone by his family during Predatormas vacation.

fan fiction tier trash

they are not real dreadlocks, they are like feelers on a bug or whiskers on a mammal.

Two Predator twins who fall in love with the same girl and decide to become human - only they turn into girls too!

So like 90% of the franchise including the first

A young predator must prevent a bomb exploding aboard a predator bus by keeping its speed above 50 mph.

So what you're saying is if they get stroked enough in the right way, a predator jizzes his hunting pants.

A group of thuggish xenomorphs break into the home of a retired elite yautja and kill his pet and steal his spaceship. He unretires and unravels the xenomorph's criminal hive to get his revenge on the one that killed his pet. Sequel hints dropped by other yautja when they ask repeatedly if he is out of retirement

Four teenage mutant ninja predators emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.

Human protagonist is dumped on a hunter reserve like Adrian Brody movie, but he is the only human. Dude has to try and cooperate with aliens to survive. But none of them are rubber-forehead type aliens. Like REALLY out there aliens that communicate with bio-luminescence and strange shit like that.

>2017
>using pleb tier powder operated firearms
>not using slick as heck spear launcher, smart throwing discs and a motherfucking plasma cannon
lmao apes

It's Hansen vs. the Predator. The twist is, the predator IS the predator. And 14 is legal on his homeworld.

>1946
>The war is over but the clean up is just starting
>Nazi resistance cell receive word of Russia covering up what they believe to be advanced nazi tech from Hitlers archives
>Its predator tech weaponry that gets accidentally activated during transport
>A predator is sent to retrieve it
>the tech is transferred to a remote location in the frozen Russian tundra for testing
>Nazi begin to close in on the facility
>The predator arrives from orbital drop a mile out from the facility in a fiery decent
>A blizzard closes in
>This triggers an SOS to the Russian special forces stationed near by
>The russian think its the Nazis and vica versa
>Its a mad dash to the predator weapons to determine who will survive the engagement with all parties dead set on claiming the tech

I know its not to deep a plot but lets be honest we just want cool fights.

>predator's face is nothing but a big pussy with teeth and mandibles

best idea so far

>A predator going on a hunting expedition on a post apocalyptic Earth

>A predator going on a hunting expedition on an oil rig

>A predator going on a hunting expedition against Russian soldiers in WW2

>A predator going on a hunting expedition in a cyberpunk dystopia

>A predator going on a hunting expedition on a space colony on a lava planet

Stuff I thought of in 5 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=8VBMFXaEW_8

a female caucasian human is adopted by a group of predators at young age after they slaughter their entire village
once her and a few other predators are sent to the jungles of bhata-tutu to exterminate a local guerilla as their proving grounds, she gets physically attracted to one of the human commandos. Brouhaha ensues and in the end she kills the other predators.
The girl is played by MEW and the commando she falls in love with is Idris Elba

forgot to say that I plan this to be directed by BLACKED and there will be a scene that she gets spitroasted for 35 minutes by the predators when they're preparing for the hunt

Big predator just lost his hunting license. Now to make money he babysits. Predator Daycare.

What about a movie where a marine corp fleet stumbles on a predator ship by mistake, and cripples it through sheer numbers. Colonial marines try to board the ship but meet fierce resistance.

Olivia Munn has been cast for the next Predator film.

And Holbrook.

disgusting

how do I make an twitter account to send them insults? and do they ban you if you do that?

You could always make a new one

Predston Checks In

Predator runs as republican candidate in 2020 against hillary and shockingly wins. He goes hunting with Putin and comes back with a nice polished Putin skull. Predator's pet alien pisses on the democrat convention causing 4 delegates to dissolve into a bloody mess.

Predator comes to Earth to hunt, becomes attracted to Human children and becomes a child-hunting pedophile.

I like the post apocalyptic earth idea, have George miller get on that shit and we could have something real comfy.

>You won't get get to see a human accidentally find themselves in the woods on the Predator home world.
>You won't see a young Predator lure the human home with a trail of candy.
>The young predator won't hid the human in a pile of toys.
>The young predator won't help the human contact his home and evade authorities.
>There won't be a heartfelt farewell as the humans come to pick up their missing person.
>The young predator won't express his sorrow as the authorities arrive and make barbecue of all of the humans.

How do you stop him?

>michelle rodriguez

max kek

A predator clan gets hunted by a more advanced species until only one is left and he has to take it on one on one.

The hunter becomes the hunted.

...

Predator hunts a Somali warlord and his pirate friends.

>Dutch is selling his book on an alex jones type show
>its about how he fought an alien in the 80s
>everyone thinks he's a joke (even his daughter)
>Female Predator comes to Earth
>she wants to fight the human who defeated a predator the last time
>cops come to talk to Dutch after the female predator killed a bunch of them
>Dutch defeats Girl Predator
>everyone is happy
>then a bunch of other Predator ships show up in the sky
>"Looks like you could use some help" (its Danny Glover)

A female predator comes to earth to kidnap men and have sex with them.

i like predators, why doesn't anyone else?

Combine your plots, you might have something there.

predator hunts other alien species. there are no humans in the movie.

Predator Junior, where a male predator gets pregnant and has to give birth to a baby with hilarious consequences.

I would like to see Predators mess up on a hunt and have xenomorphs or other aliens overrun one of their outposts. They need it back and can't just destroy it, but they can't defeat the enemy, so they come and recruit some humans because we are the only other species to defeat them and do so with inferior technology.

Predator VS Anaconda
Predator VS Jaws
Predator VS King Kong
Predator VS Sharknado
Predator VS Snakes on a Plane
Predator VS Batman VS Superman
Predator VS Terminator VS Robocop VS Alien

That movie is called "Species"

The 20 Years Old Virgin Predator

I mean how is that even possible? How can one predator go 20 YEARS without mating?

A Predator who doesn't lose for once.

Predator VS Jason

Predator visits earth to chill in a cabin by the lake, but little does he know that Jason is there to do some fishing too.

Instead of Cowboy vs Alien, how about
PREDATOR vs INDIAN

>two hunter/survivalists battling in out in the old west
>could explain why in Predator 2 the lead Predator has a old western pistol stored on his ship
>focus on the Predator surviving in the wilderness, skinning bears and making weapons and shit
>shuts the liberals up if you have an all Native cast

A bullied nerd predator teenager living with his family on a predator farming colony. Minimal defenses.
One day they get invaded by a xenomorph raiding party + queen. Everyone is caught and prepared for facehugger treatment. Except our nerd.
Story is how he kills all xenomorphs and the queen. Everyone is rescued.
To add more drama: dad or mom or favorite pet is killed

Possibilities for sequel:
- One Predator or some predator animal was infected with xenomorph queen
- the xenomorph managed to send a signal to their homeplanet.

Plot holes:
- Predators dont farm
- Predators aren't nerds (they probably get killed)
- Xenomorphs dont invade because they are more like animals than a spacefaring species
- Xenomorphs cant use technologies like interstellar communication devices

Plot twists:
- Predator falls in love with xenomorph or some kind of friendship evolves (xenomorph shows emotion beyond killing and perpetuation of his species)
- Xenomorphs where called by some traitor predator
- Predators have human slaves. One of them is like Riddick or even Riddick himself. He helps killing the Xenomorphs and is granted freedom

This could be used as prequel story how the predators became a warrior civilization and why they hate xenomorphs.

Murphy realizes that the predator is actually the real pablo escobar.

a remake of meangirls but with predators

Best idea in the thread.

Harry Predator and the Xenomorphs Eggs

Amy Schumer playing Hawkins ex girlfriend.
She makes jokes about her big vagina.

Female Predator. Nude/topless scene is a must.

>Predator School
youtu.be/qsR2hAYEQ7U

>Predator protag has earned the right to face the ultimate trial
>Gets put into a gauntlet of traps and deadly aliens where he will meet certain glory in death
>Doesn't die because literally too honorable to not try to defeat every encounter
After defeating the maze/trials:
>Struggles to come to terms with his life knowing he will never die with honor
>Becomes depressedator
Some amount of years later:
>Some young upstart faggot pred antagonist also defeats the trials
>Old veteran deppressedator finally has an opponent who might give him a glorious death
>They fight in an arena
>Protag pred wins but is mortally wounded
>He dies soon after with a smile

lmao

I think the secret behind predators is that they're mostly needs trying to feel alpha by taking their little hunting trips.
Motherfuckers are invisible with laser guided death beams against a species that physically poses about as much of a threat to them as a beagle does to you.

reminds me of tony buying bobby an ACR for a hunting rifle. - the Sopranos

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