Alright time to watch the crazy kinky sex movie everyone has been raving about and have a fap

>Alright time to watch the crazy kinky sex movie everyone has been raving about and have a fap
>No sex or nudity at all for a good 30+ minutes just really boring dialog about contracts and how rich he is
>Start to fall asleep
>Wake up still talking about really boring shit like contracts
>See a nipple once
>Characters have normal sex I fall asleep again
>Wake up
>Characters talking about contracts 1 30 hours in near the end of the movie intertwined with some scene of the main showing off how rich he is
>Then a scene with some light spanking and then the movie ends

Holy shit is this what the female sexual fantasy is? How boring.
Why was anyone giving this attention?

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The female fantasy is to have rich, attractive Chad be interested in them. BDSM or what the fuck ever play is just extra.

Yeah this.

wtf I hate women now

MGTOW welcomes you and your butthole with open arms.

wtf I hate men now

apparently the book was full of trashy romance novel stuff middle age women eat up..

then name recognition was enought for the movie

have you heard the male lead in real life?
he sounds like he has fucking down syndrome I swear to god

It's definitely not a fap-flick, if you want a movie that's basically 50 Shades Of Grey watch 'The Story of O'.

wtf I hate

...

Literally every girl I've talked to about this movie hated it, despite definitely rubbing their clits furiously to the book. "Too tame" was the most common criticism.

Don't you just love how the mainstream media tries to force women into action movies and video games, while what women really lose their minds about is a BDSM novel where the woman is the bottom to a billionaire top?

That's because 50 shades was never really about the BDSM shit, it's just another cliche romance book for women but it has th BDSM spice to it that make it popular.
Like another user said, women care more about the idea of a rich/powerful guy wanting to fuck an 'innocent' girl than the BDSM thing.

It's comparable to female characters that are innocent, smart and incredibly good looking that some men fantasize about.

I've actually read some excerpts of the book, out of perverted curiosity. It's not bad for a wank, tbqh.

One thing I noted was that Christian Grey actually has an average-sized penis. Maybe women really don't give a shit.

Or, since this was written from the perspective of the female protagonist, maybe "average" meant 7,5 inches.

Huge cocks are impractical. You can't fit the whole thing inside, and it hurts like hell when he tries, so the whole experience is kinda frustrating and not fully satisfying for both parties. Obviously a TINY cock has its drawbacks too, but the 5"-6.5" range is ideal. The whole idea of "who's got the biggest" is mostly just a way for men to compete with each other.

the funny thing is that the book seems to pose this as intense behavior. but i do that shit with all girls.

I do think some women like big dicks, some have confessed that to me, but I think men care way more than women do.

I think it's kinda like boobs. Every man likes a nice rack, but I think very few of us would dump the dream girl for having sub-par tits.

Yeah man that's so funny ! You are so cool too

t. teenie weenie

>I have been dominating the fuck out of girls sexually since the beginning
>Think this is totally normal
>Find out its what they want more than anything but not normal at all, most women are unbelievably sexually satisfied

Feminism really fucked everything for both men and women. Bitches exist to be dominated, period. A woman is most happy when shes dominated but also protected by a strong man

Thats why 'career women' with no kids or SO go fucking insane after about 30-35.
Thats not even remotely what nature intended.

Yeah all women are different, I'm sure there are real "size queens" out there. I've only dated one guy who had a BIG dick, and it caused nothing but problems in our sex life. I'll admit I was impressed the first time I saw it, though.

Undeniable truth.

This triggers the nu-male.

Get lost homo

>Wants to watch crazy kinky sex movie.
>Doesn't watch a Serbian film.

>Feminism fucked over women thewy are fucktoy meant to be used for nothing other than their cunt
Yeah buddy, it really fucked them over...

Yep, thats objectively correct. If you ever dominated a chick you would know that

I was excited for this movie since that one trailer made it look acceptable tier, but it ended up shit.

This is the trailer I was talking about by the way. great music and editing in this one. The actual guy actor in the full movie looked and sounded like shit though. not what I was expecting at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA

You have a very twisted view of male leadership. I pity you.

I have literally asked for sex once in my life, and it was the worst sex I've ever had. Women don't want you to ask nicely, they want you to carry them to the bedroom, throw them onto the bed, and start to undress them with your teeth.

>t. triggered numale

women are dumb animals that need to be led

>Think this is totally normal
It is normal outside the first world. Sex isn't just sticking your penis in her. It's the whole thing.

>Bitches exist to be dominated, period. A woman is most happy when shes dominated but also protected by a strong man

Hi Ahmed

Hi, Carl.

Well they are literally less happy and more depressed than they were in their traditional role.

really easy to spot the guys who have no real experience with women

its not even an opinion at this point champ, the internet has outed them 1000% for what they truly are, no amount of feminist or leftist memes is going to undo biology

Savage muslims "dominate women". See how their civilization turned out

We treat our women with respect here in the west. Okay?

No, Muslims abuse women. Muslims humiliate women. There is a MASSIVE difference, but of course a brainwashed cuck like yourself refuses to see it, because that would mean you would have to accept youre a little faggy twerp

>Took a tinder chick on a first date to see this
>Ended up whispering in my ear "the movie sucks but it's turning me on"
>Get laid at the end of the night

This movie isn't all bad

Who gives a fuck about how boring it is when Dakota Johnson is such a top class semen demon

Yes, their civilization is terrible simply because they don't treat their women like their equals.

That is the only reason they are not as well off as we are. Genetics, culture, religion, and geopolitics don't matter, it's all because of rigid gender roles.

Also, I've heard they don't allow fags to marry. Oh, the horror.

you only say this because you got laid

Of course

Kind of falls under the same umbrella that people like shitty movies because it's nostalgic to them.

LOL

Explain the difference cuck. I'll wait

50 shades would be more fun if he ends up killing that """virgin"""' slut

>abuse is different from domination

are you retarded?

Forgot pic related

Man is supposed to take care of his woman, make decisions firmly and fuck her hard face down and ass up, not throw acid on her face and whip her at the market square because someone raped her.

bending a woman over the bed and railing the fuck out of her from behind and grabbing her hair is domination
telling her to get your ass upstairs and you better be naked by the time you get the top is domination

stoning a woman because she was raped is abuse
throwing fucking acid in a womans face because she didnt like you back is abuse

if you dont see the difference, kill yourself

My nigger.

this is why domination porn is full of bdsm and abuse
fuck you

>Man is supposed to take care of his woman, make decisions firmly and fuck her hard face down and ass up

That's exactly what muslims do though

>not throw acid on her face and whip her at the market square because someone raped her.

Those are extreme outliers. Terrible anti-women violence happens in the west as well

Honor killings are part of their culture, whipping women is literally part of the fucking law. Literally "n-not all muslims" tier reddit shit, muslims are scum and acting like monkeys is part of their religion, culture and law.

>whipping women is literally part of the fucking law.

I thought you just said that BDSM was domination? A little hypocritical don't you think?

>goes from 'women are equal' meme to "not all muslims"

LOL
still mad about last night huh Carl?

>ITT: High schoolers who havent made it to 2nd base and still put the pussy on a pedestal tell grown ass men how women really are

8 is top tier

All of you faggots please fuck off back to Sup Forums

A woman commits adultery

>Islam: Stone her to death
>Civilized society: Remove her from your life and get a new one
>Cucks: stay with her, pay her if she stays with the other man

>Civilized society: Remove her from your life and get a new one

>handcuffs and some light slapping is 'hardcore bdsm' for normies