Was he elite or shit?

Was he elite or shit?

He was elitely shit.

4-4-2 System babby

Elite player in the system, average without it

Mildly good but elite at creating waterfalls in knickers

Just a pretty face.

One of the best in the world at the time at crossing and free kicks and had an elite work ethic. Was never shit but contrarians sports fans hated him because he was ridiculously popular and was kind of an easy target to hate

elite one trick poney

He was great
The English don't rate him because he was a celebrity and JFs don't because he's English

He contested the Balon Door, was great at passing, scored plenty of goals and was the GOAT crosser

Think of the shit-tier defenders we have now and ask yourself how many assists he'd get today.

Should have won the door in 1999

>england unironically gave a man a knighthood for crossing the ball well and scoring an equalizer against greece

What the FUCK went wrong in England

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he wasn't stellar by any means but his crossing skills are still unmatched. so good they actually won games.

besides that he seemed like a nice guy and had good work ethic too

>Balon Door

what the fuck is wrong with this nigga

Great player, shit owner

>had good work ethic too

Yeah he practised constantly, sorry state of affairs when he's famous for it though. Every pro footballer should be doing the same thing.

It's a good thing he was born when he was. His playing style is fairly antiquated in today's tiki-taka/inverted winger era.

If he was born later he probably would have developed into a different kind of player, one more suited to the way things are now.

A right-footed Steve Guppy with slightly worse crossing completion.

>england unironically gave a man a knighthood

No they didn't. There were some hacked emails from him recently where he showed his true colours and was absolutely fucking SEETHING that he'd not been knighted. He's a cunt.

Maybe he'd be a fullback.

Elite

If he was average looking, he'd get more respect as a footballer.

>shit owner

This, his Miami MLS team was supposed to play their first game 4 years ago and not only do they not have a stadium, but I think they don't even have a team name yet.

Shitelite

>owner

lel Beckham can barely form a sentence let alone own a football club. there's a reason he's always interviewed alongside his wife

Sort of in between.

He had a few seasons at Man Utd whereby he was superb, but he peaked and was never the same at Real.

Vastly overrated for England though, was pretty turd in any championship finals we played in and dines out on a fucking FK against Greece in a group qualifier.

He was a decent player that could strike a dead ball like a worldclass player

I always forget he finished his career at the PSG

is that a spider over his hand? wtf?

He's sexy desu

Would turn gay for him

>PSG payed €90k per month for a hotel room for 9 months, so that Beckham wouldn't have to pay taxes in France.

All his PSG wages went to charity though didn't they?

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Which was simply snide attempt to dodge taxes and convince tits like you that he's a genuine good guy

I have no opinion of him beyond football, just stating the fact.

Besides he's paid more in tax than this thread combined will ever in their lives.

>I have no opinion of him beyond football,
Sure you don't. cuck