Survivor thread

Will Michelle survive the merge? Edition

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I don't know but Michelle is cute!

Who /Zeke/Ken/David/Chris/ broship here?

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>ywn wait until your fifth anniversary of marriage to michelle to kiss her on the lips because any other sexual conduct before that time would be too impure and lewd

who /ken/ and /trump/ here?

>not being on team /Jay/

feel free to leave at any time

>jew is jealous

>dat negro's face when she got eliminated last week

She's so pure

>muh Kayla got rekd
>merge very next week

Kek, later she boon

>actually believing in some higher power not named TRUMP

>Michaela is gone
>only QT left is some Jesus Freak who won't kiss until she's married

Give me one reason to keep watching this season.

that's what makes it hot you dumb idiot

Qt bug eye milf

To see if David or the Jewish chick end up dying

Good thing this isn't in person, because I'd be two steps away from joining a cult.

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would wife

>getting blue balls is hot

>picking funeral director as a fake job

Heathen

Seriously though. He could've picked ANYTHING else, and it would've been more believable.

I think there are still some that are less believable.

Judge being one of them

ya ya know you have an appointment......and uhh you talk to em.......nah one at a time.

it's like holy shit moron.

Zekes not a bro

so I guess our guy Jay is done for

feels real fucking bad

But he's my bro

Seriously, he seems like a really cool guy that would make a great friend.

nah he's safe the editors are making it too obvious

Someone's bound to leak the plan and he's gonna idol.

lmao

>being a beta

>forgetting Ken Doll

Taylor confirmed nigger

> Adam telling the person who had his girl voted out because of him that he had an advantage.
Is Adam retarded?

Why didn't they name their tribe "Murica II"?

Michelle a cute! CUTE!

as long as our guys jay and ken are safe as well as our girl michelle, I don't even care who goes home

but I guess watching taylor rampage through this game would be funny

>will screentime

lmao

>Michelle wearing white shirt

>armpit hair

Literally vomiting

>these girls' armpit hair

gross

Grow up

Is that a hot body I spotted on Hannah?

My girl Jess is clean.

Have some standards, faggot

How is David still in this

No.

because his arms are literally twigs

Just think how hairy and smelly her lips are.

The sweat dripping off them must be non stop in that heat.

>no bra

perky tits soaked

well

goodbye jay

>That milf body on Jessica

You mean Adam.

You think hair on girls is gross AND you're on Sup Forums, I'm not about to go back and forth with an obvious virgin.

Jay ain't going anywhere yet and he has an idol

Jessica is best mommy

>mfw just got a new cable package and it has channels from the east coast so now I can watch along with you fags.

I thought Adam had an idol?

DAVID NO

>Hannah's thick Jewess body

hnnnnngggg

IT'S CALLED A RUSSELL SEED

>being a faggot that loves to dive in curlies

Kys

Why am I slowly becoming attracted to Hannah and her Jewbod

>gay man trying to mist the audience into thinking there is a remote chance that adam goes home tonight

Hannah wants to bang Probst

>I could eat you

She wants Jeff.

So every woman you've ever been with has had a baby smooth pussy huh?

Like I said, I'm not arguing with a virgin

Why is Hannah so hot this episode what the fuck hppened

she wants to eat his cock

i bet you could cuddle with her every night with a ruse that it is just for warmth

She's starting to slim down due to lack of food.

>I could eat you

Hannah confirmed freak

>ywn take advantage of sleeping Hannah on a desert island

NO NO NO NO NO

LOL THIS IDIOT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh oh boys

Well that was unexpected

Rest in piss disgusting armpits

HANNAH COMFIRMED FOR ISLAND QT

MICHELLEFAGS BTFO

Official QT Rankings
1. Hannah
2. Jessica

EVERY single week, a pair of tits gets voted out

JESUS BTFO

edgic BTFO once again

mysides

OMG that was so surprising I TOTALLY expected le homo man to vote out his close ally adam!!!

Why the hell would they listen to David and not take out Taylor

NEXT WEEK ON SURVIVOR: TAYLOR DEPLOYS NIGGER TACTICS TO EARN 9TH PLACE

>no actual intrigue in the next episode

welp I guess the next ~3 weeks are going to be really, really obvious

why is she so perfect?

Fuck. Construction worker would have been more believable. Say how you lost the Forman title but are now working at a diff company, trying to build your way up.

I clicked on thread just too tell you guys that I am astounded this show still exists.

m8 i left after season 5, came back season 31 it's better than ever can't believe i stopped

>post yfw Ken/David final 2 for maximum comfy

He actually does do that part time though for police funerals

He's a complete dipshit. Michelle was the smartest person in that alliance. She made the most sense.

>its a bitchtits beta fails miserably to convince the alpha surferbro to turn on his closest allies episode
can't wait to see this flipflopping dumb fuck go home, hopefully with his idol still his pocket

michelle a qt

The jewess has such a nice body shape 2bh

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who /chris/ here

Hannah BLACKED when?