When was the last time you had sex? dose it depress you?

when was the last time you had sex? dose it depress you?

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>never
>not really

Im sure sex is overrated. And I do enjoy the fact that Im the only one out of my friends that has never had an STD

Has been a really long time.
Wouldn't call it depressing. It really just kind of confirms people dislike me, and I have no reason to like them back. Assholes.

when I first had sex I got a really bad rash. We had sex without protection and it was a drunk night so we didn't really prepare. I didn't use a condom because she is using some kind of hormone rod lol, basically use a condom if you both are not prepared for this and don't know if both of you don't have any kind of STD's

>yesterday
>no, I’ve been busy today. maybe later

Last saturday/sunday. fucking like rabbits.

before that it was 3 months, and before that it was one and a half year.

It really depends on how badly you want it. and none of these girls were fat, all very, very fit. not my favorite but the sex was good.

five years ago in a club bathroom. bitch even gave me her number but i never called back. regret it now.

sometimes. i dont think much of it.

last night. it really does depress me.

Never
Doesn't bother me too much. Would be nice I suppose but I've been fine without for 21 years

I would never fuck a bitch without a condom. Thats just asking for trouble.

If I don’t dose, it does, but if I dose, it doesn’t.

Last Saturday and i will again this Saturday... not depressed.

handholdless wizard reporting in. I used to try, but it got to the point where my very virginity was the determining factor in the female's not wanting to be around me. now that ive been a wizard for years, I know better than to try and have stopped. accepting my InCel was the best decision ive ever made.

What does dose mean????

>but it got to the point where my very virginity was the determining factor in the female's not wanting to be around me
faggot. assume it's your shit personallity or shitty looks, that's why you remain a virgin.

I guess the final gang rape I hope

and yes

Yes it dose

7 years ago ish. Cant give an exact date. I dont miss it. Its what pocket pussies are for.
A wise man once told me: "Have sex with a girl once, pay for her forever. Buy a pocket pussy once, have sex with it forever.

that's what i call true wisdom

Today for me. wife finally sucked me after many days of me wanting a good bj. We have sex regularly, love her

how old are you my friend ? did you try finding who you are and starting to live yourself and being yourself. Then love will find you

i think around 7 or 8 years, im not sure, not depressed, i just jerk off all the time and play mmos and d3

starting to love* yourself
sorry typo

Have you got many friends? If not, just fuck an ugly/fatgirl, no one will be judgemental if there's no one to find out.

Dose is a measurement of something, similar to a share or serving but it's normally used to describe an amount of medicine or drug.

Like three days but the wife is mad and pregnant, so probably not for the next month now.

A week ago.

Saturday, and not really.

Night before last, and yes because I can't really do it right, right now because of an injury

5 years. I went through a period where I could get it easily, but was more concerned with going out drinking and going to the gym.

And boy, do I regret that now.

It’s not overrated. It’s the single experience that drive men in this life. Fucking a beautiful woman is sublime. However, many of you autists will never know, and I pity your existence.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you big ass pussy. It takes work.

2004

No.

5 years ago?? kek I would shoot my self

You’re a huge bitch

>pretending to be a chad on a south american bingo playing forum
I pity you, larping faghot

never. am 25. I would like to do it but im shy as fuqq. Been going to the gym regulary for the past 10 years, so im quite fit.

27 year old and counting and not for lack of opportunities. I know what user is talking about and I don’t regret it either. I feel a deepened understanding of my butthole dawn upon me, as I have less time I spend on frivolities outside of shitposting on Sup Forums

Last week and will again this weekend

New years eve.
Not really. Not looking for partners until I sort my life out.

Then you will be waiting forever. Life is never really "sorted out"

You should probably do that anyway, just to be safe.

Is it worth hiring a prostitute?

Or would that just confirm my depression

6 years ago and yes a bit

I'm 18 and wondering if it's worth loosing my viginity to a whore?

i know how you feel man. Im like you. Some girls do show interest but im shy i hate this shit

June 2016 and yes extremely depressing

Well don´t lose it to a whore. Find a proper woman and it´s alright. Im saying that but i don´t do it either. I don´t even know why, lmao. Maybe im scared of responsibility.

Yea i had girls show interest aswell. Im really bad at reading signs women give and i don´t know how to respond to these signs. Like i don´t know what the fuck to say kek

It's been over a year, not tripping on it in the least

Last Night. I’m married, nearly 6years. We still fuck at least 2 x a week. I get 4+ blowjobs a week too ;)

Last night, I wanted to eat her ass but she said she hadn’t showered and didn’t want to get cold and wet before bed.... so she offered me a blowjob instead... of course I took that shit. After 3 mins she was so horny sucking on my balls that she said fuck it and hopped on my dick. She rode me good for a few minutes but was going a little slow. I held her close and fucked the shit out of her. She has beautiful 34GGs and EVERYTIME we fuck... I ask ‘how the fuck did I get this lucky’ ... I often Fap to our previous fuck sessions... she’s a horny little slut when she wants to be ;)

married sex sounds disgusting

Get drunk the shyness will go away, then after you have shown yourself you can do it you begin to build up your confidence. I have been in shape and fat and gotten girls both ways, it's just a confidence thing, and having a little disposable income helps. And if you fuck them well the first time they will keep coming back

This. Alcohol helps a ton if you're shy and she will come back if you make her cum

January. Not really, but I am pretty bored I guess.
Thinking of getting tinder

>3 days ago
>bored of the girl
>been seeing and fucking her for about 6 months
>she's super cute
>find myself trying to break her whenever I fuck her
>hate sleeping next to her
>constantly just wish i was in my own bed alone

this

Boring... far from it mate. I’ve had the same fuck buddy for 13 years and she knows Just how I like Everything! Haven’t cheated a day in my life because she takes such good care of me inside and out of the bedroom.

I get the idea of marriage being disgusting because why the fuck would you want to commit to someone who may turn out to be a nutcase down the road...

But if you get married for the right reasons, it can be a beautiful thing brutha.... there aren’t many woman you can ask to fix you dinner And choke on your dick 5 mins later... when you find one.... marry her like I did ;)

Ove been to partys i dont make a move. i keep thinking people are watching me or that she find me wierd. i went to a club a month ago and a girl kept walking by. i notice this couple of times, but i didnt make a move. When she decided to walk by one last time she walked by and looked me in the eye for 3 sec to make sure i see her than she kept walking and she never came back. I did not drink i was sober. wtf am i doing!!!

The longer you wait the sadder it gets

exactly this i dont know what to do all i do is keep looking and dont do shit

>About three months ago.
Just had my second daughter and the wife wasn't able to enjoy sex since we last fucked. She tore during birth and now I have to wait six more weeks until we can try again.
>It doesn't depress me, but I am probably going to fuck around once or twice.
I flip the bills and still pull my weight with the girls, and she doesn't even offer a fucking blowjob.

No, not a whore. You need a girl a few years younger. Learn together brutha

Tonight about to fill my wife's pussy. She is about to get her period so I don't have to take it out. Before that 2 days ago.
Nope, no depression. Wish she was bisexual

>This morning
>No, wife and I are trying for a kid so sex has been pretty regular

Don’t do it!
Don’t wait to be offered a BJ. Demand it. Be a fuckin man! Don’t act like a little boy and go fuck around cuz your afraid to ask for what you want at home! Pussy!

Have a drink bro you need to lighten up, sounds like severe social anxiety just calm down, not every girl is going to want to fuck you but if you are relaxed and try then some of hem will

Last week. No. I just go to a hooker, hire an escort, or place an ad. Get weekly sex that way

Right! I wish that also! I actually think my wife may be bi... I only checked her history twice in our relationship but lesbian porn was all I could find.... she goes to her friends house every Sunday for 3-4 hours to watch ‘cheesy movies’ and I think she is really getting kicked out instead.... just wish she would tell me cuz I would be into that for sure ahaha

This morning. It's not that rare like some guys think.


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The glorious Saint Elliott

I don´t drink alcohol. It´s for degenerates.

Licked out

I bet your fun at parties

A year ago, and yes it does. I've become so horny and desperate I've been on the trap threads and watching sissy stuff

That same day in the club another girl wanted me. she was dansing infrond of me shaking her booty kept looking at me signaling me to make a move i didnt do SHIT!!! in fucking 24 wtf is wrong with me

Last night. Daily sex/head is one of the perks of being married

Sitll a virgin. 16 though so it's not that bad.

user is so bad at sex his wife turned full lesbo.
Youre going to get cucked by a woman, shame.

underaged b& enjoy your ban

>he pays for sex
I bet you suck dick for bus fare, and then walk.

Last September. And yes, despite me not really having tried to approach women at all

5am, and not really it's pretty regularly 2-3 times a week unless she's on the rag, And then she doesn't want to do it.

That's stupid youot are the dude you have to ask. She'll never say it. I asked and kick the fantasies in her head.
So just ask if she is into girls and if you can join. If she is hiding she might be lesbian

A week ago. Usually me and the GF have sex 2-3 times a week (whenever we see each other) but I have a pretty bad cold and didn't want to give it to her. So we just watched a movie.

Sex is incredibly over rated if you masturbate. The best part of sex is the intimacy, not the feeling for me. Though BJ's I do enjoy the feeling.

Maybe you missed the part where I'm the sole provider for my family, I am the safety net and bread winner. I'm the motherfucking MAN, but you wouldn't know what that feels like, little boy; the weight of your family dependency for survival solely on your shoulders. And if she can't see that, see should worry because two female co-workers have already.

P.S. only little boys ask for their dicks to be sucked, if a woman doesn't offer, you don't need it or you don't need her.

i don´t go to parties, usually hang out with friends. No need for alcohol to have fun m8

Honestly is always the best policy. Most men are afraid to admit when they feel vulnerable.
Now don’t be a fuckin wet blanket But if you are honest with a girl about being a little inexperienced or out of touch... most girls will respect the hell out of it and just take the lead IF they want the D!
If not, you at least get a decent conversation and might even get lucky next time.

Any virgins here over the age of 18: you don’t want a slut, you want a fun outgoing girl a year or two younger. Find someone that has slept with 1-3 guys and then be honest with her... the fact that she gets to lead you through the experience should be a turn on... just don’t act scared lol.

Most guys worry ‘am I big enough’ but look at how men view tits.... it doesn’t matter if they fill your hands or not, as long as you can have fun playing with them! Same applies ... as long as your thinking about what your doing with it, she will enjoy your cock even if it’s three inches small ;)

I pay her to leave

>last Sunday
>kinda
>fiancee is disabled so we only have sex once or twice a week

Then CBD oil that shit will help with your anxiety

I have sex with an escort every year at tax time.
Sometimes again at Christmas if I get a good bonus.

What kind of disability? Paraplegic?
How does that work?

You need some confidence Sup Forumsro you are not goi g to get that confidence u Gil you get some pussy

Nope, usually once a day OP. Been with my wife for 10 years

Like 4 years a go. Yes

>30yo trap in relationship with 20yo female
>fuck 3 - 6 times a week
>not really really even that good looking and 20yo is a hottie
>I don't even deserve this shit. Just lucky I guess.

I’m married with kids and disagree. Relationships are about communication. Don’t ask, don’t get and it goes both ways.

I am the breadwinner and like you, believe I’m a great dad... but fucking around on my wife who has done nothing but be amazing is not even an option in my Head.

Justify all your fuckery if it helps you sleep at night... but if you think you are being a good daddy by fucking around on mommy... your in for a hell of a wake up when shit hits the fan

Yeah, waist down paralysis. She doesn't naturally lubricate very well or feel much so there's a ton of foreplay focusing on her breasts and earlobes. After that she'll either lube herself up and put a pillow under her hips or I'll tie her up is suspended rope bondage and we'll have sex, then we clean up and cuddle. The sex is not bad and I really like the foreplay and cuddling, but sometimes I just wish we could do it more often.

>like a year and 3/4
>the fact that I'm not having sex doesn't depress me, but the reasons I'm not do a little.
>that said, I'm not depressed, just a little disappointed. Working on getting a job after getting let go in January, don't want to ask a girl out and say btw I'm unemployed and can't afford to take you on a date.

Had sex for the first time 3 weeks ago, last time was 5 days ago. Unfortunately it's going to be a while before we can get together again